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Legend:
Blah Naruto
Blah Sasuke
"Project!" Iruka said. "You and a partner will write a story about yourselves."
The soon-to-be genin groaned.
"Uchiha Sasuke! Your partner,"he announced as Sasuke's fangirls stared at him hopefully, "is Uzumaki Naruto!"
The Uchiha Sasuke fanclub glared at Naruto as he shifted uncomfortably in his seat.
"Work? With that dobe?" he said.
"Iruka-sensei, do we have to work together?" Naruto whined.
"No arguing," he said, "By the way, you can't change or erase whatever your partner writes, if you do you fail. You have 30 minutes"
With that, he continued reading out the names of the partners.
Later...
"Alright, teme! Let's get this over with!" Naruto cried with his signature foxy grin.
Sasuke started writing the story:
There was an idiot named Naruto. He was the best ninja. Or so he said. The truth was he sucked at being a ninja. But-
Naruto glared at the raven haired boy and grabbed the pen:
-there was someone who sucked more than he did. Because Naruto is a great ninja and will become the Hokage! Nyahaha! And the sucker is Uchiha Sasuke!
Sasuke frowned and took his turn:
Naruto happened to look like a fox but wasn't as smart as one. No one was surprised, because he was the dumbest kid in Konoha. He is one of the Official Idiots of the Ninja Academy. He now has the title of Stupidest Dobe-
A vein twitched in Naruto's forehead and he grabbed the pen from the Uchiha:
Sasuke is a slithery snake. Snakes and foxes are natural enemies-
"Smartest thing you ever said, dobe." Sasuke said with a smirk. Naruto continued writing:
Anyway, snakey Sasuke was beat up by the best ninja in the world, Naruto! Nyahahahahaha!
Sasuke frowned and grabbed the pen from the blonde boy:
But Sasuke wasn't affected. However, Naruto's head broke in half. Everyone was expecting to see brains come out. But only smelly gases wafted out. He was brainless!
Naruto wrestled the pen away from Sasuke.
Then, the body poofed in smoke. When the smoke cleared they saw Sasuke with no brain!!
No! You dobe! It was you!
It was your head, snakey!
It was yours! Nevermind! Anyway the dobe died. End of story! The End.
"Argh! I hate you, teme!!" Naruto shouted in irritation.
"They feeling's mutual, dobe."
Their grade? 10/20. I guess they're not as good at writing as they are in the ninja arts. At least, they passed.