AN: BlackBeltGirl67 and me came to the conclusion that this was a good break from all the angst stuff I currently post.
BUT I/we understand that in this story it is not easy to tell who speaks. I advise you to read it the first time in one go, the second with one eye on the next line and if you need a solution, she wrote the second chapter.
AN: The solution to chapter one.
"...Wow."
"Deeks, close your mouth you look like a fool."
"Not possible Sam. I think he's got the hot's for his partner."
"Well Callen, if your partner was as hot as mine, you would be gaping like a fool too."
"What?"
"...Did you just say?"
"Look at Kensi. This dress-shirt is not low cut or overly tight and she looks just...umm...hot."
"So you admit it?"
"Admit what?"
"That you're into her."
"Just because I say she looks good-"
"You said hot."
"Okay, hot. You're just jealous of the hotness of my partner."
"So you mean I'm not hot?"
"I can't be the judge of that. You're a guy and I'm straight-"
"-As your comment about Kensi proved?"
"I know it's a caveman like possessive style. But yeah, I'll take this as my defense and you're also married."
"Which proves that he is hot too."
"What?"
"Yeah, what?"
"I mean you have to know that Sam's wife wouldn't have married him for his humor or wits. Also he's not that bad looking either. I'll have you know, I have seen him in...what?"
"You've got the hot's for your partner!"
"No, I mean, Michelle...come on, help me out a little here, Sam."
"I'm not going to say anything. This hole you're digging yourself gets deeper with every word you speak."
"Sam? Deeks stop laughing and get off the floor. Sam, wait up, I didn't mean...come on, and you know I'm straight... Sam?"
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