Introduction

IMPORTANT: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING.

I hope I don't offend anyone, this story is fiction and so therefore none of this really happened. They are just based off of real people, some of which are in Marching Band. Which is why I put this in the Marching Band category. At the beginning of each chapter, I will tell you a little about the new people mentioned in the chapter. This story is mostly about Emily and made up stuff that happened to her. She kinda chose what happened through Funny Fill-Ins, that's like Mad Libs that you make up, mostly having to do with guys. It's funny. So this does not represent how Emily or I feel about people. Sometimes this is EriEmi, sometimes not. Not our choice, sort of random, really. And also, I must mention that some of these chapters are really short. A lot of them, actually, and this is because the fill-in was short. Some of the fill-ins I didn't make up, my friends did. How I wrote the story off these fill-ins was odd, but I tried to stick with the basic idea. Onward.

If you didn't read the introduction (first chapter), you should, it's important.

Information this chapter: Emily is a clarinet player in our band. Dan is a trumpet.

The Strangeness Of Emily

Chapter 1: Patty Cake

I don't know where she was, but I suppose she was at the park. She saw Dan there and he asked her to play patty cake with him. She did. Emily thought Dan was cute. He offered to buy her ice cream and she got Cookie Dough flavour. To thank him for it, she said, "Look at the chicken die."