AN: umm so…this was started in my english summer school for class….its very random….and I just started to write it when I was bored…there will be more because I'm turning it into a series. I will write more throughout summer school. This one is in Kagome's POV.
RANDOM STORY NUMBER 1
One day I threw Kikyo off a cliff and she landed on some pointy rocks and broke into a million pieces. But Urasue re-resurrected her so she came back. The next day I ran into her I pushed her into a lake with a shark that bit off her head. Then I took the body and gave it to Fluffy. While at Fluffy's I saw Rin. Rin was happy to see me because she had just gotten a new pair of shoes. Soon Sango came by to tell me Ayame and Kouga were fighting again and Miroku and Inuyasha were watching, laughing at Kouga's misfortune.
As we got closer we could hear Ayame yelling, Kouga begging for mercy, and Inuyasha and Miroku's laughter getting louder. When we came into the clearing we seen Ayame throwing Kouga into a tree. Inuyasha was on the ground laughing uncontrollably. When Miroku pointed me and Sango out to him he instantly stopped and stood up.
"Kagome, I can ex-"
"SIT BOY!"
Inuyasha did a face plant into the ground and stayed there for awhile. As this was happening Miroku was going through something similar.
"Now Sango, don't be rash!" Miroku said trying to run.
"Stupid. Inconsiderate. Ungrateful. HENTAI OF A MONK!" Sango said her voice getting louder and her hits coming harder with each word.
Now with the idiots taken care of Sango and I walked over to the fuming Ayame to try and get her to calm down.
"Ugh, I can't believe that jerk! Trying to run away…..AGAIN!"
"Ayame, calm down. Be happy!" Sango tried with enthusiasm.
"No, nothing would make me happy today after what Kouga did!" she exclaimed.
"Oh, really? Well what if I told you I finally killed Kikyo for good?"
"I say YAY! Let's go celebrate!"
So Ayame, Sango, and I all walked away to celebrate the killing of Kinky-hoe while the boys laid on the ground in pain.
AN: ok…so don't ask about the story…..it was random and I was bored and just started writing it….PLZ REVIEW!