:As you can see, this story is redone, sort of. I've just replaced some of the past chapters with newer ones. This whole story is now a collection of bashing oneshots.:
:Bow down before Hakudoushi:
:S.Devilin:
You all know my deal, right? Little baby, born of some flesh in some mountain where Mr. Crazy was hiding out? Only born so I can locate some stupid jewel in some stupid world for dead people? Got cut in half trying and now I'm here? Yeah, that's me, Hakudoushi, Mr. Crazy's son…and do you want to know why I sound so pissed right now? Hmm?
My only purpose in life is to find the last Sacred Jewel Shard… …and that's it? I mean, is that all I'm good for? Finding some stupid piece of broken jewelry? What the fuck, man? When people have kids, they do it to start a family, have someone to love and continue their legacy, and shit like that. But I let alone the rest of us? We're just there, because Naraku doesn't want to move an inch from his rented home, and then we do something successful for once, he takes all the credit! If he wants to find the shards, he can go learn how to be a priest, okay? That way he can sense its aura or whatever so he can find it HIMSELF.
Yes, I am fully aware about all the capabilities that the Shikon Jewel, Sacred Jewel, Jewel of Fours Souls, WHATEVER THEY CALL IT, can make you stronger, or faster, or alive again and yadyadada. Well…
SCREW THAT!
If you want something in life, you have to work for it! So you want to be faster or stronger, EXERCISE! IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!
You wanna live? WELL THAT'S TOO BAD! STAY DEAD! IT'S BETTER FOR YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE IF YOU JUST LIE IN YOUR BURIAL HOLE AND LET YOUR SOUL GO WHEREVER IT'S SUPPOSED TO! STOP RUINING OTHER PEOPLES LIVES BY SHOWING YOUR CARCASS, KIKYO!
And then those of you who want to be full demon or full-whatever…well you all…NEED to be PROUD that you are a HANYOU! Just because some meathead demon or human is ridiculing you for being half-human, doesn't mean you have to down yourself and try to become totally something just to "fit it". Be proud that you are a half-normal!
One last thing before I go take a nap. The goddamn Jewel is nothing but trouble. Whoever created it must have been smoking those "Happy Plants" because they should have known demons and humans and beings thereof were going to greedily try to use it for their own silly benefit, later realizing, might I add, is not what they want. When you go through all that trouble to get something in greed, trouble will come to you later tenfold. Remember that! And what's the original purpose for the Sacred Jewel anyway? Keep demons out? Bring World Peace? What? Well, forget it…I'm done talking, I'm taking my nap now so go away, I'll yell at you later.