Hi again!

To my sister Nny: If this is about the kitchen...

To my sister Lilly: Hiden Mashed Potato No Jutsu!!!!

To my sister Jess: REALLY!?!?

To my sister Bob: They were dead when I got their!!!!

Disclaimer: TT.TT I wish, then it would be like one of Kakashi's books.


"Ow, Sasuke don't do that, it hurts!"

"Shut up up know U want it."

"On the count of 3. 1,2,3!"

"OW!"

"I'm in!"

"Ow that hurt!"

"Your bleeding..."

"What!? Get it out, get it OUT!"

"Fine, just stop moving!"

Groan

"Here, I'll lubricate it before I put it in Ok?"

"OK."

Silence.

Moaning.

Grunt.

"Stop moving!"

"It feels weird!"

"You'll get use to it."

"It feels so big!"

"Almost there, just one last push."

Load moan.

"I'm done."

Sakura had been outside the door to Naruto's apartment. She was going to knock, but when she heard what was going on inside, she stopped and decided to wait. Now horrified she turned the knob, which she found the door was not locked, so she stormed in to the apartment.

"WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING!!!!"

She looked at them. There they were, Sasuke and Naruto, on the couch, fully clothed.

"Hi Sakura-Chan! Look Sasuke pierced my eat!"

He pointed to his left ear where a silver ball was clinging to his earlobe.

"Oh...ok then."

Relief washed over the bubble gum haired girl.

"I came to tell you that training is canceled today, Kakashi-Sensi is on a mission. Sasuke-kun would you like to do something today, with me?"

"I have plans," he said looking over at the blond boy. Nauto started to fidget, but she didn't seem to notice.

"Oh, ok then, I guess I'll go then, Bey!" she waved as she left shutting the door behind her.

Sasuke wrapped an arm around Naruto's waste and brought them closer together.

"When do you think she'll figure it out?"

"I don't know my little Dobe and I don't care." Sasuke pulled him into a brief kiss. "She souled find out soon though."

"And why is that?"

"Because when I'm done with you, you'll be walking funny, have hickeys all over, I'll be smiling, and from now on your gonna live with me."

"Huh?"

"Your mine, deal with it," Sasuke kissed him again,"I love you."

"I love you to, but why am I gonna be walking funny tomorrow?"

"Because your the uke."

"Sense when?"

"Sense now!" With that he pushed his little Naru-chan on his back, and it was graphic yaoi fun from then on, so i write so shall it be.3


So what did you think???? Good...Bad...tell me what you think please, un.

Shout out to Hazy 2!!!!