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An: Yo kyuubikitsune23 here I'm back. Now I'm just going to just going to say since I'm still new to this my chapters will be like ever month. Just to give you fair warning. Also I got this idea when I was watching the music video. Also I'm just going to say I have two or three new stories I'm going to write out. Now in this Naruto and Gaara are the lonely islands while Killer Bee in Akon.
I don't own Naruto or the lonely islands. If I did well then I'd be a boss.
Chapter 1: I Just Had Sex
XXX(Konoha, Hokage's Tower)XXX
Tsunade was sitting with teams 7-10 waiting for a new music video that suppose
"So what's this group called again?" Kiba Inuzaku asked.
"I think their called 'The Lonely Island', weird name huh?" said none other than Sakura Haruno.
"Shh I think it's starting." Tsunade said as she pointed at the TV.
XXX(Suna, Kazekage's Tower)XXX
"Yo Temari is it on yet!" Kankuro called to his sister while waiting for his popcorn.
"It should be any Sec now so hurry up!" She called back to him. She then looked to the TV to see it coming up.
"Kankuro It's on!" She yelled.
Kankuro then bust throw the door and sat by his sister with his popcorn ready. "Hey where's Gaara by the Way?" Temari just shrugged then turned back to the screen
XXX(Kumo, Raikage's Tower)XXX
"Raikage-sama please calm down it's going to start soon." Yugito Nii said trying but failing to calm her Kage down.
"I know but I just have this funny feeling Bee is up to something." A said while looking around for his brother.
"Didn't you send Bee-sensei on a mission Raikage-sama?" Samui asked in her usual calm tone. A just nodded but still had that funny feeling running up his spine.
"Oh look it's on." Yugito said while turning up the volume.
XXX(T.V)XXX
The screen lit up to show Naruto, Gaara and Bee all on top of a building looking out over a city.
"Holy Shit its Naruto And Gaara!" Kiba shouted only to hit in the back of the head by Tsunade.
"What the Hell is Bee Doing!" A yelled only to get a shrug from both the two blondes who were looking at the TV.
[Naruto]
Sometimes!
Something beautiful happens!
In this world!
[Killer bee]
Oh!
Killer Bee!
And Lonely Island!
[Naruto]
You don't know how to express yourself so!
You just gotta sing!
[Killer bee]
I just had sex!
And it felt so good! (felt so good!)
A woman let me put my penis inside her! (Her!)
I just had sex (Hey!)
And I'll never go back! (Never go back!)
To the not-having-sex!
Ways of the past!
The next screen showed Naruto Walking into a room with a girl on the bed who was trying to cover herself.
[Naruto]
Have you ever had sex?
I have, it felt great!
It felt so good when I did it with my penis!
A girl let me do it!
It literally just happened!
Having sex could make a nice man out' the meanest!
Gaara then showed from a pillar while jumping on to some elderly couple.
[Gaara]
You'll never guess where I just came from!
I had sex!
If I had to describe the feeling it was the best!
When I had the sex!
'Meant my penis felt great!
And I called my parents right after I was done!
The next shot showed Naruto walking out of a café restroom, then switch to him sitting by the girl acting like he was grabbing her breast.
[Naruto]
Oh hey, didn't see you there!
Guess what I just did!
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest!
The screen switched to Naruto and Gaara sitting a spa.
[Gaara]
Well sure!
Nice of her to let you do that thing!
[Naruto]
Nice of any girl ever!
[Gaara]
Now sing!
The screen then switched back to Bee who was still standing on the building.
[Killer Bee]
I just had sex!
And it felt so good! (Felt so good!)
A woman let me put my penis inside her! (Her!)
I wanna tell the world!
Naruto and Gaara then showed sitting in a steam room.
[Naruto]
To be honest
I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it!
[Gaara]
Doesn't really make sense!
[Naruto]
But man, screw it!
[Gaara]
I ain't one to argue with a good thing!
[Naruto]
She could be my wife!
[Gaara]
That good?
[Naruto]
The best 30 seconds of my life!
[Gaara]
I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her!
[Naruto]
Cuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure!
With that in mind the soft, nice-smellin' girl's better!
[Gaara]
She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater!
[Killer Bee]
So this one's dedicated to them girls!
That let us flop around on top of them!
If you're near or far, whether short or tall!
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you!
[Gaara]
She kept looking at her watch!
[Killer Bee]
Doesn't matter, I had sex!
[Naruto]
But I cried the whole time!
[Killer Bee]
Doesn't matter, I had sex!
[Gaara]
I think she might have been a racist!
[Killer Bee]
Doesn't matter, I had sex!
[Naruto]
She put a bag on my head!
Bee, Gaara and Naruto are seen standing in front of a huge crowd who started to sing with them.
[Killer Bee]
Still counts!
I just had sex!
And my dreams came true! (Dreams came true!)
So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to sing with me!
I just had sex! (everybody sing!)
And it felt so good! (we all had sex!)
A woman let me put my penis inside her! (I wanna tell the whole world!)
I just had sex! (I just had sex!)
And I'll never go back! (no, no, no!)
To the not-having-sex!
Ways of the past!
The final shot showed Naruto, Bee and Gaara with Fireworks coming out of where the dicks are.
XXX(Konoha)XXX
There was a tense silence till Kiba broke it by laughing like a Hyena.
"Oh…My…God that was Awesome!" He said through his laugh. "That was such a great song. I hope they play that again."
Sakura on the other hand was shaking with rage. 'That…that perverted Bastard. I'll kill him when I next see him.' though the pink haired banshee.
Tsunade just had a blank face but on the inside see was raging. 'I knew that perverted Toad would corrupt 'my' little Naru-chan!' she screamed in her mind. She then began to think of the perfect torture to kill a certain toad Sannin.
XXX(Suna)XXX
Both Temari and Kankuro we're bug eyed when they saw their little brother start singing about sex.
"Kankuro please tell what I saw was a genjutsu." Temari asked her brother.
"I don't know what did you see." He said while still looking at the screen.
"Gaara with Naruto Uzumaki and some really buff guy singing about sex."
"Nope I saw the same thing."
A tense silence came over the two before Kankuro started to cry.
"What's Wrong you?" Temari Asked
"Nothing I'm just so proud of Gaara." He said with tears of joy cascading down his face.
"About what?"
"That he on his way to becoming a pervert!" he shouted only to meet the ground by Temari's Fan.
"ERO-BAKA!" She shouted while beating him.
XXX(Kumo)XXX
"Why Kami? Why did you give me such an idiotic brother?" A asked while looking up at the ceiling as if it had the answer.
"Know what's actually amazing." Yugito said out of no where.
"What's that Yugito." A asked.
"He sung pretty well in that video."
Both Samui and A stopped in their tracks. When they heard this before, looking back at the TV. Then going over what sang then looking wide eyed.
"S-she's right he actually sang really well just then." Samui stated
Both A and Samui then proceeded to faint on the spot. For they had thought the apocalypse was coming.
Yugito could only shake her head at the two before thinking.' Maybe Bee-sensei could introduce me to the blonde.' A blush appeared on her face before shaking it away.
The End
AN: Damn that was fun to make. Well people review and tell me what you think. So JA NE.
WELL THAT WAS FUNNY I ACTUALLY LOVED THE STORY SO YEAH