Hi there! I'm Rain, and this is my first story in the InuYasha fandom! *celebrates* Lol, I have no idea where this came from. It just popped into my head, so I wrote it down. Enjoy!

I'd never particularly liked cats. Their claws were too sharp and they were often fat and vain. I wasn't a cat person. Though, that was understandable, seeing as I was part dog demon.

But when I had first gone to Kagome's house and discovered that she had a cat, my perspective on them shifted a bit. Maybe, I'd thought, cats aren't so bad after all. I played with the fat little feline while waiting for Kagome, and I had to admit, for a cat he was pretty cute. Just so fluffy and adorable. So Buyo and I had sort of been friends. That is, until he scratched me. Then we became mortal enemies. I avoided him if I could, still bitter about being injured by a measly cat. Finally, I decided to confront the evil feline, to settle the score between us.

I waited until Kagome and Sota had left for school. I made sure that Kagome's mother and grandfather were nowhere around before creeping into the room where Buyo dozed. I closed and locked all the doors, leaving us alone in the room. Buyo sleepily opened his eyes and blinked at me. I pointed my clawed finger at him.

"This has gone on long enough, cat. Time for us to see who really is better. Get ready, because I won't go easy on you."

The stupid thing just sat there and looked up at me with his huge eyes. They were so innocent and cute… Maybe I'd been overreacting. Maybe he wasn't such a bad feline after all.

"Well… That is… You're… I mean… You scratched me!"

Buyo just kept staring at me. Then he meowed in an apologetic way. I looked at him. Maybe he was sorry, and that he'd only scratched me because he'd panicked.

"Are we okay, then? I forgive you for scratching me."

I leaned over and smiled at him. He meowed in response. I sat down and began petting him. He purred, all the while staring at me. We stayed there for I don't know how long.

Then, midway through stroking him, he tensed and sprang suddenly. He hit my face and sent me crashing onto my back. The fat thing sat down on my face and began purring loudly. I tried to full him off, but he dug his sharp little back claws into my cheeks, and his front claws into the skin at the base of my ears. I could barely breathe.

I tried to yell. But when I said "Stupid cat! Get off my face!", it came out as "Stuuffnnn crrrfttt! Guuyww urrff mmnnn faaavvcce!"

I thrashed, but he held on tightly. Finally, I admitted defeat, lying motionlessly on the floor. After a couple of minutes without moving, he retracted his claws and climbed off my head. He strode to the door and stood there. I unlocked it sullenly, and he strutted into the hallway, his tail held jauntily high.

Don't ever trust cats. They wait until you let your guard down. Don't let their cuteness fool you: they're pure evil.

I actually don't think cats are pure evil, I have a cat myself. But from InuYasha's point of view, I can see them being pretty dang evil.

I know it's really short, I just wanted it to be a little one-shot that (hopefully) entertained you. I apologize for its shortness.

Review if you enjoyed it. If you hated it, review and tell me why! I'm trying to get better, so feedback would be appreciated. Have a good day (or night, depending on the time zone)!

~Rain