Video Game Village
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: I'll make it nice and simple for you… I DON'T OWN ANYTHING USED IN THIS FANFIC! Well, I do own the fanfic storyline… BUT THAT DOESN'T COUNT!
Hello again. For those of you who didn't read the summary, this fanfic is about a village where video game characters come to live in peace and harmony. However, a new guy is coming and everybody begins freaking out (in the good way, mind you). Even the villains from the bad side of town are about to use this newbie to their own advantage. Just as soon as they figure out how to do that...
But I'm not going to spoil it for you. You'll just have to read it. Just a few more things, the cast of Kingdom Hearts is going to be in this story, however, I haven't actually gotten the chance to play any of the actual Final Fantasy games, so I probably will get some stuff wrong. And, this story is mostly going to revolve around Sonic the Hedgehog (BIG surprise!), the new guy (can't reveal his identity like I did to Greedy in Close Companions), Sephiroth (Final Fantasy VII, Kingdom Hearts), and the Pac-Man family from Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures for Sega Genesis.
Finally, games that I haven't played before are probably not going to be in this fanfic. So, if you want someone to appear, merely E-mail me and I shall consider it. And now, without further ado, Video Game Village!
Chapter I
Welcome to Video Game Village
(Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg (Gamecube) - Level One Theme begins playing)
(Remixes)
None, that I know of…
Sonic the Hedgehog was in his bed, sleeping way past noon, like always. His alarm clock lay in pieces on the floor. His head was covered with pillow. Everything was like it should be, well, to Sonic anyways. Yes, it was turning out to be the perfect day, when, suddenly…
"Hey! Sonic! Heads up!"
"What?" Sonic groggily lifted his head, only to be hit in the face with a small egg. As the eggy substance dripped down his face, Sonic just sat there for a few seconds before crawling out of bed. "I'm going to kill that kid one of these times." He walked slowly to the open window while grabbing as much of the goop as he could. When he got to the window, he hurtled the stuff at the ground and opened his eyes.
When his eyes had adjusted to the light, he looked down to the street to see a small boy in a chicken suit. "You have got to find a better way to wake me up, Hatcher!" Billy looked up and hollered back, "Sorry, Sonic! I wasn't going to wake you up, but Shadow paid me fifteen bucks to do it!" Sonic started when he heard this. Unfortunately, he raised his head into the top of the window sill.
"OW! Is that so…" Sonic rubbed his sore head and began plotting what he'd do to Shadow this time. A nice trick of mixing barbecue sauce, water, and some pepper for flavor to make it look like chocolate milk came to mind. "Yeah! You're not angry with me Sonic, are you?" Sonic thought this over for a few seconds. "No, you're fine! Just don't do it again, okay?" Billy seemed relieved by this.
"Thanks, Sonic! You're the best!" Sonic muttered, "Of course I am."
"What are you going to do now?"
"What am I going to do? I'm going back to bed!"
Sonic turned around and began to walk back to bed. "Hey, Sonic! Wait! You can't go back to bed!" Sonic stopped, sighed, and, without moving, hollered back, "Oh, really now?" There was a brief pause. "Yeah! Don't you remember? You're the who has to meet the new guy today!"
(Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg (Gamecube) - Level One Theme scratches)
Sonic just stood there, sinking in all of what he had just been told. After a few seconds, he ran back to the window, banging his head again in the process. "OW! Dammit! ARE YOU SERIOUS?" Billy winced at the hedgehog's sudden outburst, then called back, "Yeah! You're supposed to meet 'em at about 3:00 today!" Sonic's eyes widened. "Well, what time is it now!" Without waiting for an answer, he spun around and looked at the spot were his alarm clock once stood. When he didn't see it, he turned his head again and saw the miscellaneous pieces of his alarm clock at the foot of his bed. What the…
Flashback
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- CRASH!
Sonic's alarm clock now lay on the floor in pieces. "Stupid machine!" said a half-awake Sonic. "That'll teach you to mess with me!" Sonic instantly fell back asleep, but not before putting a pillow on his head.
End Flashback
Sonic just stood there, dumbfounded. "CRAP!" Billy started. "Don't tell you…" "Yeah!" Sonic shouted back. "I trashed another one." Billy gaped. "That's the fifth one THIS WEEK!" This time, it was Sonic's turn to gape. "That's number FIVE! Wow, I really do hate alarm clocks!" "You're telling me!" Billy shouted in response. "I can see the headlines now: Famous Hedgehog Turns Into Mass Alarm Clock Murder!" Sonic sighed. "Very funny, Billy! Thanks for getting me up though!" Billy nodded. "Anytime!"
Billy then turned his head to walk away, however, he got rolled over by a giant egg that came out of nowhere. Sonic just watched the egg roll down the street and out of view. "I'll never know how he does that without getting squished. Ah, well." Sonic then closed his window and made his way out of the room and down to the bathroom.
(Baha Men - Best Years of Our Lives begins playing)
Sonic ran down stairs and came face-to-face with his true love. Well, sort of. "Sonikku! (Is that how you spell it?)" Sonic ran past her. "HiAmyCan'ttalkrightnowgottoomuchtodo!" And he was gone just as fast as he came. "Hhmmppphhh! He'll marry me some day." She turned and walked towards her room. Sonic reached the bathroom and found the door closed. Oh, for the love of all that is covered in chili… He ran into the living room and saw Tails and Rouge watching Beethoven. "Guys, I need help! What time is it!" Rouge grabbed the remote and changed to the TV Guide channel. "2:48!" Sonic ran back to the bathroom post haste. "Do you think he forgot about the new guy?" Tails looked at Rouge as she flipped back to Beethoven. "Of course."
Meanwhile, Knuckles got out of the now steamy bathroom, whistling Unknown For M.E. and wrapping a towel around his shoulders . Sonic zipped into the bathroom, poked his head out, and said, "About time!" Knuckles just stood there as Sonic slammed the door in his face. "What'd I do?" Sonic immediately began doing what every normal person would do in the bathroom. He brushed his teeth, washed his face, used Listerine, plucked his nose hairs… Just kidding. He didn't pluck any nose hairs. (Just a reminder. I don't own Listerine either. HAPPY NOW!) When he got out, he had five minutes before the new guy came.
(A.N. I'll bet I'm driving you crazy. Figuring out who the new guy is. That's what I mean.)
Sonic shut the door to his house, ran out the gate, and began jogging towards the main gate. On the way he passed a few mansions and a couple of regular houses. The first one he passed was the mansion of Final Fantasy and Disney characters. So, basically, the Kingdom Hearts mansion. Sonic didn't stop, but he did notice a couple things. First off, Cloud and Squall Leonheart were in the middle of a battle, Wakka was playing hackysack with his beach ball, and Sephiroth was busy listening to music with headphones.
Whatever he was listening to, he was bobbing his head up and down to it. Tifa came up from behind him and grabbed his shoulders. "Hi, Sephiroth!" Sephiroth kept bobbing his head. "I said, Hi, Sephiroth!" He didn't listen. "Of all the nerve! What are you listening to anyways?" She lowered her head and put her ear right next to the headphone. She realized instantly what he was listening to.
"One Winged Angel?" Tifa sweatdropped, slapped her face and stood up. Just at that second, Wakka accidentally kicked his ball and it hit Sephiroth in the back of the head, knocking off the headset. Sephiroth just sat there, wide-eyed. Wakka began freaking out. But, then again, who wouldn't be. You just pissed off the biggest badass in all of Final Fantasy. What do you do now? Pee your pants and run like hell. Unfortunately, Wakka couldn't pee his pants, let alone run away. Sephiroth then calmly stood up, turned, walked over to the poor mass that is Wakka, grabbed him from behind, raised his sheath to his neck, and, ever-so-slowly, began to withdraw his sword when…
"Hey, Sephiroth!" Damn! Just when it was getting good… Sephiroth sheathed his sword, released Wakka, who scrambled away, turned, saw Sonic waving, and called back, "Hey, Sonic!" He then turned back to Wakka. "I'll kill you later." Sephiroth then began making his way to the front door. Wakka just stood there for a few seconds, then, like any normal person would, he fainted.
Next, Sonic passed a mansion with a lot of people around a tree in the middle of the yard. He remembered who lived here. "Hey, Megaman, how are you doing!" The blue robot looked up and waved to him. "Hey yourself, Sonic! Nice to see you out of bed for once!" Megaman Voulnut shook his head. "Ha ha ha!" Roll, from classic Megaman, came up to the group.
"OK, guys. I'm back." Zero from Megaman Zero brushed his hair out of his face. "Good. I figure that the sooner I finish eating, the sooner I can leave and get back to blowing Mavericks to pieces." Zero from Megaman X chuckled. "Amen to that!" The two Zeros gave each other a high five. Ciel and X just shook their heads. Sonic, of course, didn't hear any of this. So, he shrugged and continued jogging.
Finally, Sonic passed a yellow, teapot-shaped house. Sonic knew who lived there because he was a classic.
"Hey, Pac-Man!" The yellow ball on legs turned and waved back.
"Hey, Sonic! Going to meet the new guy, I see."
"Yep, Hatcher woke me up!"
"Hey, sweetie, Sonic actually woke up."
A yellow ball similar to Pac-Man came out of the house carrying a baby. The only real difference was that this was a girl ball. She was none other than Mrs. Pac-Man.
"Welcome back to the world of the conscious, Sonic!"
"Very funny!"
Sonic then noticed a smaller ball waved from inside the house. "Hey, Junior!" Junior waved back and Pac-Man called out to Sonic. "See you later!" Sonic glanced at his watch, you know, the one he grabbed from his bureau before he left his house. 2:58! "See you later!" With that, he took of at super-sonic speed and reached the main gate within seconds. "Forty-five seconds left! Thank god!" Sonic sighed heavily. Now all I have to do is wait for the newbie…
(Baha Men - Best Years of Our Lives ends)
Yay! The first chapter of another fanfic. Okay. Now, in the next chapter, Sonic meets someone he'd prefer not to and he is introduced to the new guy. Tune in to find out the newbie's identity and get a tour around most of Video Game Village in Meet The New Guy.
Sonic: Well, this seems interesting. NOT!
Metal Sonic EX: You will like it! I command you to!
Sonic: And, if I still don't like it?
Metal Sonic EX: -summons a semi truck to come and run over Sonic-
Sonic: -dead again- X(
Metal Sonic EX: Read and Review! -grabs camera and pulls it to his face- OR ELSE!