Damn it Gilbert!

Hello I'm TheEmporerofDerekan but just call me TED for short. This is a story about Prussia and Hungary and basicly Prussia forgot to put on protection so he got Hungary pregnant. This should be fun ^_^

Hungary: WHAT DO YOU MEAN FUN! THIS IS HORIBLE AND IT ISN'T EVEN AUSTRIA'S CHILD!

TED: Come on you know you want Prussia! ;)

Prussia: Yeah… BECOUSE I'M AWSOME!

"Hungary hits TED and Prussia with her frying pan.

TED: Owww.

Hungary: You deserved it. Perverts.

TED: Your one to talk! You're a Youi fan!

Hungary: Well….

"Argument between TED and Hungary"

Prussia: By the way TheEmporerofDerekan doesn't own Hetalia, it belongs to Himurzi Himuga. Did we spell that right?

TED: Well if we didn't then I would probably get a lot of people saying "You spelled it wrong! You stink!" and stuff like that. Anyway ON WITH THE SHOW!

Hungary could remember it all like it was just last night (which it was at this point in time) when she and Prussia had sex and stuff like that.(OOC: TED: I'm sorry but I'm a virgin so I would have failed at making a Lemon. Eventfully when I'm no longer a virgin I will write a Lemon!) IC: She went asked…l

"When are you going to throw your condom away?"

"What condom?"

You did use a condom right? Right?

"Ahhhh. I forgot about the condom. Oh shit.

"Oh shit yes! You retard! HOW COULD YOU HAVE FORGOTEN ABOUT THAT?"

"It slipped…my mind?" Even to him that sounded stupid." I'm fucked up didn't I.

"Yes you did! It'll be ok Hungary it'll be ok. I mean what's the likely hood of me getting I mean nations have a much smaller chance of getting pregnant than a human does! And this is the only time it has happened and even for a human the chances are low so they should be next to impossible for me! Right, right?"

"I believe so and plus my awesomeness makes it even harder if I don't want it to happen and I don't so it should be impossible!

"I'll take a pregnant test just to make sure!"

And so Hungary went to the bathroom and got a out a pregnant tester.

"FUCK!"

"What?"

"IT'S A POSITIVE!"

TED: And so the plot begins!

Prussia: You're so unawsome at writing! 0_0

TED: "sad" I know I stink at fanfic writing.

Hungary: Don't worry you'll get better at it.

TED: Thanks. That really helps.

Hungary: You're welcome! ^_^ Hey wait a minute (say's author's real age hear) then how come you could come up with such a perverted idea?

TED:"Smirks" Blame puberty.

Hungary: But when Italy entered puberty he didn't went perverted.

TED: Are you sure? Maybe he did get perverted by puberty ( and France) and you hadn't realize that!

Hungary: I'm sure he hasn't gone perverted. ^_^

TED: Yeah you're probably right I was just trying to get ya.

Prussia: I thought the chapter was over.

TED: Oh yeah. Anyway that was chapter one of" Damn it Gilbert" By the way I am not doing human names so sorry for the misleading title.