Disclaimer: I do not own Metalocalypse…this is totally fictional for your reading pleasure! NO FLAMES!!
This is Metalocalypse Letters to Santa…
Umm Fat guy,
I had Ofdensen help me with this because I don't know what to say…or how to really write it. But what I want for christmas is:
Chips
A totally brutal tree that grows kittie heads from them
And socks
That is all
Nathan Explosion
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Fats tubs of shits,
This is whats I wants for Christmas:
A endless supplies of cupscakes (they helps me calms downs)
Metasmucils sos my olds ladies girlfriends cans be healthys
Tokis to learns to plays guitars the rights ways (withouts beings betters than mes)
Skwisgaar Skwigelf
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Dears Santas,
I thinks I has beens a good boys this years. I really do thinks that I should gets everythings I wants!!
I wants to learns to reads musicks so that I cans plays solos likes Skwisgaar!
To has my underwaters friends here withs me!
More textings minutes.
Toki Wartooth
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Hey you,
Just gonna cut to the chase here
I want:
My brother to leave me alone
VODKA!!
Pickles the Drummer
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Dear Dildo-Licker,
FUCK OFF YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT!! You break into peoples homes and leave stuff under a useless tree that they are just going to throw away! Get a life!!
William Murderface