Just a little warning; if you don't know what a cream pie is, DO NOT look it up. PM me if you must, but DO NOT look it up!

Recently, the singer and bassist has become so captivated in their cell phones, constantly typing away at the keyboard. 2D even upgraded from his old, outdated flip phone for one with a full keyboard so he could text faster.

Seeing that both Murdoc and 2D had become one with their cellular, Russel and Noodle came to the conclusion that they we texting each other, especially when 2D would look up at Murdoc and smirk or giggle. That made the percussionist and guitarist question exactly what they were texting back on forth.

One day Russel got a taste of what they commonly say to each other when 2D left his phone sitting on the table unlocked and looking in his inbox. Said person went up to his room for a spell, and Russel couldn't help but to peer in and read their conversation. He raised a thick, untrimmed eyebrow at how 2D had Murdoc's contact name as 'Mudz'.

2D: Murdoc, I'm hungry.

Murdoc: O REALLY?

2D: Yeah…

Murdoc: What do you want?

2D: Pie :P

Murdoc: Is that right? Well, what kind of pie do you want~

2D: Cream pie ;)

2D: Can you… Make me one?

Murdoc: Hmmmm yeah~ And I'll eat it allllll up and not give you any!

2D: No! Can I at least have a taste?

Murdoc: Nope. I'm eating it all, and you can't have none of it.

Russel hurried and stop looking when he heard 2D come bounding down the stairs. "Oh Russ, I'm going to the store. Would you like anything?"

Russel shook his head. "Nope. If I think of anything I'll text you."

2D grabbed his cell phone. "Okay!" He exited out of the flat.

"Typical Muds. Always hogging things and claimin' shit as his own…" Russel grumbled to himself. "Eh. Might as well make the boy one. I wanna try a new recipe anyway."

Russel went anf grabbed his laptop and booted it on to google the recipe for a cream pie. He switched to images so he could get a preview of what it should look like…

"WOAH WHAT THE HELL?!"
Thousands of images of filthy sex, mostly gay, popped up. He scrolled down in horror, feeling sick to his stomach. Every picture and video, save for a meme with a picture of an old lady, was pornographic. He switched to web results and read on Wikipedia what a cream pie really is.

"If a cream pie is that, and 2D wanted one from Muds…" Russel's eye's widened. "Oh my GOD!" He quickly closed the tab and shut off his computer. How was he to look at the singer in the same way now that he knows that he wants THAT to be done to him?
A short while later 2D returned with a white plastic bag in hand. He dashed up the stairs, bearing a slight blush on his features.

Russel shook his head, having put 2 and 2 together. He retreated to his room to blast a couple of his favorite CDs so he wouldn't overhear the bassist and singer.

After the revelation, everyone in the flat wondered why Russel couldn't look at 2D and Murdoc in the eye for a week.