A/N: Hey, everyone! Zero here again. Well, I'm back with my third fic. Don't worry, I'll still update the others every now and again if I have any inspiration, but I'm trying something new.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or The Music Man. The Music Man Jr. (The version that I'm doing), belongs to the following people: Music and Lyrics by Meredith Wilson, and Book by Meredith Wilson and Franklin Lacey.

Important Author's Note: Warning!!! These are not based on actual pairings, as I have no real feelings for any of them. I just chose the ones that I thought would be funny. As you can see in ShikaTema, and InoXZetsu, these were just really random. Can you imagine if Marian Paroo beat the crud out of Harold Hill? ^.^ As for InoXZetsu… I find it better just not to ask. Now, if THAT were a real pairing, I'd be scared. O.O

" The stage grows dark, and silence beckons. Boards creak as wild things shuffle about. The curtains part and…

…Magic fills the air.

It's Showtime!"

-Anton Caravaggio

Chapter One: Auditions

The Cast!

The Ladies

Marian Paroo…………………………………………………Temari

Mrs. Paroo……………………………………………………Kurenai

Eulalie Mackeknie Shinn……………………………………..Konan

Ethel Tofflemeir………………………………………………TenTen

Alma Hix…………………………………………………......Tayuya

Maude Dunlap…………………………………………………Karin

Mrs. Squires…………………………………………………...Granny Chiyo

Zaneeta Shinn………………………………………………….Ino

Gracie Shinn…………………………………………………...Sakura

Amaryllis……………………………………………………….Hinata

Solo Voice #1…………………………………………………..Lily*

Solo Voice #3…………………………………………………..Haku

Solo Voice #5…………………………………………………..Clifford*

Solo Voice #6…………………………………………………..Tsunade

Solo Voice #7………………………………………………......Claudi*

Farmer's Wife…………………………………………………..Kankuro

Pickalittle Ladies………………………………………………..TenTen

Konan

Tayuya

Neji

Wan Tan Ye Girls……………………………………………….Hinata

Moegi

Haku

Girls……………………………………………………………...Hinata

Claudi*

Clifford*

Lily*

Moegi

Hinata

Haku

The Cast!

The Ladies… JK. The 'Gentlemen'

Professor Harold Hill……………………………………………Shikamaru

Marcellus Washburn…………………………………………….Choji

Winthrop Paroo………………………………………………….Naruto

Mayor Shinn……………………………………………………..Hidan

Charlie Cowell……………………………………………………Kabuto

Constable Locke…………………………………………………Gai

The Conductor…………………………………………………...Jiraiya

Tommy Djilas……………………………………………………Zetsu

Ewart Dunlop…………………………………………………….Pein

Oliver Hix/Solo #4……………………………………………….Tobi

Jacey Squires/Solo #2……………………………………………Sasori

Olin Britt/Solo #8………………………………………………...Deidara

Oliver Squires…………………………………………………….Gaara

Salesman #1/Boy…………………………………………………Kimimaro

Salesman #2/Boy………………………………………………….Jirobo

Salesman # 3……………………………………………………....Orochimaru

Salesman #4/Boy………………………………………………….Kidomaru

Salesman #5/Boy(s?)……………………………………………...Sakon and Ukon

Farmer……………………………………………………………..Kiba

Boys……………………………………………………………….Sakon

Ukon

Kidomaru

Jirobo

Kimimaro

Gaara

Rock Lee

Sasuke

The Crew!

The Tech Crew (a.k.a. Everyone Else)

Stage Manager……………………………………………………Itachi

Assistant Stage Manager…………………………………………Kisame

Lights……………………………………………………………..Kakuzu

Sound……………………………………………………………..Dozu

Other………………………………………………………………Anyone I forgot…

A/N: Please don't kill me!!! As I said earlier, these pairings were completely created by my sick mind, and have absolutely NO relevance to the anime!! I just thought they were funny. Anyways, what do you think? Remember, the characters are not set in stone yet. So if you strongly disagree with a character and their placement in the musical, and I think your reason is good enough, I might just change it. By the way, this might get interesting…

Also: The characters with asterisks (*) are my classmates, who played their parts so well in our school musical that I couldn't bear to replace them. Granted, Clifford (who, yes, is a guy) was only a tech crew member, he was very good at that.