Gir woke up bright and early as he always did. He quickly jumped up and ran over to the 'lab'. After flushing himself down the toilet, he found himself in the middle of a giant laboratory. He smiled.
"LEPRECHAUNS!" he shrieked, lunging forward and latching onto Zim's head.
"AAAAHHHHH!" Zim cried. "GIR GET OFF ME!"
"Wheeee!" Gir yelled. "I'm a cowboy!"
After quite a bit of thrashing around and smashing things, Gir let go and ran off again. "GIR!" Zim barked. "Bet back here and clean this mess up! Clean, CLEAN! Cleeeeennn…"
Gir cocked his head. "MEOW!" he screamed in reply. He happily skipped off to find a broom.
Zim shook his head and continued to work. He heard Gir come back.
"I found the broom!" he squealed, holding up a giant laser cannon.
"NO GIR! NOOOOOO!" Zim yelped, but it was too late, Gir began to 'clean' the lab.
Several moments later, Zim looked down at the pile of rubble that was once his home base. A few passer-bys watched.
Zim stood up. "Nothing to see here!" he announced. "I am just a normal earth monkey walking my dog…" he motioned to Gir who was currently break dancing in his dog suit.
Most of the people shrugged and walked away. Only one remained… the creepy Chihuahua.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Zim and Gir screamed, running away. The little dog continued on its way.
Once they were at a safe distance, Zim went to scolding Gir. "How could you have let this happen?" he cried. "This will be the fifth base we've repaired this week!"
Gir sniffed. A big grin came across his face. "I smell meat…"
"Meat? MEAT? We don't have time for meat!" Zim screamed. "Our defenses have been weakened! Dib will be after us like a dog on-"
"MEAT!" Gir finished happily.
"No Gir! Not… wait." Zim paused. "Meat… THAT'S IT!" he started pacing. "Meat is the weakness of all earth monkeys! They cannot resist the meaty goodness! With the power of the meat, I shall lead Dib to his… MEATY FATE!"
"MEATY FATE!" Gir echoed, giggling hysterically.
"MEATY FATE!" Zim repeated, breaking into his evil cackle.
They were about to head back to their base, when the dog appeared again. "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" they both screamed, fleeing in terror at the mere sight of it.
The dog, undaunted, went back to where it had come from… until next time.
There. Not very good, I know. But I like it. Especially the thing with the Chihuahua. Oh well! Maybe I'll make another one! BYE!