Disclaimer-I don't own Kingdom Hearts or anything that has to do with licensed stuff in this story. (I wish I did)
I'm rating this PG-13 for now because there's gonna be swearing. Might change later though.
A happy day on Destiny Island where Sora, Riku, and Kairi are building their pathetic raft. But first, a trip to what Sora was doing first.
Sora wanders into the secret place that he and Riku drew pictures in so many years ago. But he finds a terrible surprise.
Sora-"Tidus! Wakka! What the f*** are you guys doing?!"
Tidus-"Oh hello Sora...umm...we're not doing anything..."
Sora-"I just saw you kissing Wakka! Don't lie!"
Wakka-"You promised this would be a secret Tidus!"
He runs out of the cave crying. Sora just stares.
Sora-"Ok I'm just gonna leave and pretend I never saw that."
Tidus-"Wakka come back!"
Tidus runs after Wakka. Sora goes and looks at a drawing he and Kairi made. Suddenly, he hears a voice behind him.
Deep voice-"This world has been connected."
Sora-"Huh?"
DV-"Tied to the darkness."
Sora-"What?"
DV-"You try to escape, but it will not happen."
sora-"No way! I'll show you! You'll see!"
DV-"There is so very much to learn. You understand so little."
Sora-"You callin' me stupid??!"
DV-"Maybe."
Sora-"Screw you man! Stop freakin' me out!"
*BAM* A figure lies dead on the ground. Walking forward, he has long silver hair and a black suit thingy on.
Sora-"I hope I didn't do anything wrong...I'll just...go..."
Running out of the cave, he runs into Kairi. Eyes wide, he runs away.
Kairi-"Sora get your ass back here! Me and Riku have been doing all the work and it's your turn!"
Sora-"You have to catch me first Kairi! There's no way I'm working of my own will!"
Kairi chased after Sora, both of them running on the beach. Then, Riku jumped in front of Sora and knocked him on his face.
Sora-"Damn you Riku I was just about to escape! Somebody get me my shotgun!"
Riku-"Calm down Sora. Didn't your mom take your shotgun last week because you were killing too many Destiny Island residents?"
Sora paused, and thought about it.
Sora-"I stole it back. I'm not letting her keep my shotgun! Besides I think she drowned herself last week because I was such a headache."
Kairi- "Oh my god Sora you caused your own mother's death?! You should feel horrible!"
Sora-"Not really she was a bitch anyway. And my dad's either dead or gone, so I'm alone. Not such a bad life."
Kairi-"Oh well win some lose some. So what are you gonna do now?"
Sora-"I'm gonna live at my place til I can get the hell off this island. Then I'm gonna go...somewhere."
Riku-"Sounds good. But first, you have to get your ass over here and help us build the damn raft!"
Riku picked up Sora and threw him over to where they were building the raft.
Sora-"Damn Riku what the hell? You could have asked."
Riku-"I did ask you idiot! But YOU refused to go."
Sora-"I can't take this!"
*BAM*
Kairi-"Wow you killed Wakka. Oh well not much of a loss. I dated him once."
Tidus runs up.
Tidus-"No my love! How could you date a...a...a...a girl!"
Wakka's spirit floats up and waves at Tidus. Then it flies off.
Tidus-"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
He runs off crying.
Riku-"Ok that was weird. Now back to the matter at hand. WHAT?! YOU DATED WAKKA?!"
Kairi-"Yeah that was a few months ago. He was a bad kisser and he took me to Burger King. Basically it sucked. So I broke up with him that night."
Riku-"Oh ok then. Now Sora, go get the wood!"
Sora-"God fine. You didn't see ME screaming over Kairi dating Wakka. That tells us that SOMEBODY has hidden feelings."
Riku turned away blushing.
Riku-"Shut up Sora. I'm not the one who gave her a diamond necklace for her birthday."
Sora looked at the sand, trying to think of something to say.
Sora-"Just go get the damn wood."
Riku-"Ah ha! I knew it. And besides, getting the wood is your job!"
Sora-"Fine make me do the hard work."
Sora aimed his shotgun and shot it at a tree. The tree toppled over, and he shot it a few more times. Soon he had a pile of perfectly cut wood.
Kairi-"Wow. Who taught you to do that?"
Sora held up a book.
Kairi-"The Guide to Shooting Like A Beaver? What the hell kinda book is that?"
Sora-"It's how you learn to shoot wood like that."
Kairi-"Oh. Just get a beaver to do it for you!"
Sora-"No beavers on the island."
Kairi stared at him for a second. Then she went back to getting food. Sora started binding the pieces of shot wood together. Riku just stared. Then they all fell onto the sand laughing. Not very smart, but oh well.
I'm rating this PG-13 for now because there's gonna be swearing. Might change later though.
A happy day on Destiny Island where Sora, Riku, and Kairi are building their pathetic raft. But first, a trip to what Sora was doing first.
Sora wanders into the secret place that he and Riku drew pictures in so many years ago. But he finds a terrible surprise.
Sora-"Tidus! Wakka! What the f*** are you guys doing?!"
Tidus-"Oh hello Sora...umm...we're not doing anything..."
Sora-"I just saw you kissing Wakka! Don't lie!"
Wakka-"You promised this would be a secret Tidus!"
He runs out of the cave crying. Sora just stares.
Sora-"Ok I'm just gonna leave and pretend I never saw that."
Tidus-"Wakka come back!"
Tidus runs after Wakka. Sora goes and looks at a drawing he and Kairi made. Suddenly, he hears a voice behind him.
Deep voice-"This world has been connected."
Sora-"Huh?"
DV-"Tied to the darkness."
Sora-"What?"
DV-"You try to escape, but it will not happen."
sora-"No way! I'll show you! You'll see!"
DV-"There is so very much to learn. You understand so little."
Sora-"You callin' me stupid??!"
DV-"Maybe."
Sora-"Screw you man! Stop freakin' me out!"
*BAM* A figure lies dead on the ground. Walking forward, he has long silver hair and a black suit thingy on.
Sora-"I hope I didn't do anything wrong...I'll just...go..."
Running out of the cave, he runs into Kairi. Eyes wide, he runs away.
Kairi-"Sora get your ass back here! Me and Riku have been doing all the work and it's your turn!"
Sora-"You have to catch me first Kairi! There's no way I'm working of my own will!"
Kairi chased after Sora, both of them running on the beach. Then, Riku jumped in front of Sora and knocked him on his face.
Sora-"Damn you Riku I was just about to escape! Somebody get me my shotgun!"
Riku-"Calm down Sora. Didn't your mom take your shotgun last week because you were killing too many Destiny Island residents?"
Sora paused, and thought about it.
Sora-"I stole it back. I'm not letting her keep my shotgun! Besides I think she drowned herself last week because I was such a headache."
Kairi- "Oh my god Sora you caused your own mother's death?! You should feel horrible!"
Sora-"Not really she was a bitch anyway. And my dad's either dead or gone, so I'm alone. Not such a bad life."
Kairi-"Oh well win some lose some. So what are you gonna do now?"
Sora-"I'm gonna live at my place til I can get the hell off this island. Then I'm gonna go...somewhere."
Riku-"Sounds good. But first, you have to get your ass over here and help us build the damn raft!"
Riku picked up Sora and threw him over to where they were building the raft.
Sora-"Damn Riku what the hell? You could have asked."
Riku-"I did ask you idiot! But YOU refused to go."
Sora-"I can't take this!"
*BAM*
Kairi-"Wow you killed Wakka. Oh well not much of a loss. I dated him once."
Tidus runs up.
Tidus-"No my love! How could you date a...a...a...a girl!"
Wakka's spirit floats up and waves at Tidus. Then it flies off.
Tidus-"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
He runs off crying.
Riku-"Ok that was weird. Now back to the matter at hand. WHAT?! YOU DATED WAKKA?!"
Kairi-"Yeah that was a few months ago. He was a bad kisser and he took me to Burger King. Basically it sucked. So I broke up with him that night."
Riku-"Oh ok then. Now Sora, go get the wood!"
Sora-"God fine. You didn't see ME screaming over Kairi dating Wakka. That tells us that SOMEBODY has hidden feelings."
Riku turned away blushing.
Riku-"Shut up Sora. I'm not the one who gave her a diamond necklace for her birthday."
Sora looked at the sand, trying to think of something to say.
Sora-"Just go get the damn wood."
Riku-"Ah ha! I knew it. And besides, getting the wood is your job!"
Sora-"Fine make me do the hard work."
Sora aimed his shotgun and shot it at a tree. The tree toppled over, and he shot it a few more times. Soon he had a pile of perfectly cut wood.
Kairi-"Wow. Who taught you to do that?"
Sora held up a book.
Kairi-"The Guide to Shooting Like A Beaver? What the hell kinda book is that?"
Sora-"It's how you learn to shoot wood like that."
Kairi-"Oh. Just get a beaver to do it for you!"
Sora-"No beavers on the island."
Kairi stared at him for a second. Then she went back to getting food. Sora started binding the pieces of shot wood together. Riku just stared. Then they all fell onto the sand laughing. Not very smart, but oh well.