Hello, I'm doing another PJO/APH crossover! Hope ya like it!
Review and you get a pair of free Iggybrows!
England: STOP MAKING FUN OF MY EYEBROWS! I'm going to a bar now...
Me: But you swore you weren't ever going to drink again...like, yesterday.
DISCLAIMER DOG: HETALIA AND PJO BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTFUL OWNERS, MAGIC PIPE ONLY OWNS THE PLOT
China POV
The Black Triangle reaaaaally messed up this time.
They had somehow, pissed off both England and Greece.
So now America, China, and Russia were shrunk down to look like 12 year olds, and one of Greece's pet Nemean Lions were after them.
"I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD NOT HAVE SPIKED THEIR DRINKS ARUUUUUU!"
"WELL I'M JUST TRYIN' TO GET REVENGE ON IGGY FOR THAT LAST APRIL FOOL'S DAY!"
"We should have killed them with Mr. Pipe, да?"
Cue the awkward moment of silence while running from a crazy lion through the trees of Long Island.
Finally, China looked back.
"HOLY SH*T! THAT ISN'T ANY REGULAR LION ARU!" he roared. (No pun intended...)
"I THINK WE ALL KNOW THAT, DUDE!"
"No, what I mean is that is the Nemean Lion from Ancient Greece's supposed 'mythology' aru," China replied. "I haven't seen one since Ancient Greece was still alive aru."
"Aren't all those myths, China?" Russia asked creepily.
"N-No, everything about those myths are true aru. By the way aru, it's because I knew Ancient Greece personally why I know all this aru," China explained, looking at Russia cautiously.
"WELL I'M THE HERO! I'LL WRESTLE THE LION TO DEATH! Wait a second, why didn't I do this earlier?" America suddenly wondered.
Cue another awkward silence.
"It is because you are a идиот (idiot) , capitalist pig."
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY, COMMIE BASTARD?!"
"Capitalist pig."
China sighed.
"You two really do know how to fight at the wrong times aru."
Ameria and Russia were racing each other, having a staring contest, slamming Yo Mamas on each other, seeing who could maneuver the best without looking ahead, chugging down vodka and Coca-Cola, and strangling each other. All at the same time.
Respect.
Percy POV
After the Titan War II, Percy was expecting some time off. Like going to the beach with Annabeth, going to college, getting a job, basically having a normal life with no other demigodliness stuff. But instead, Hera got his memories wiped, the Romans almost killed Camp Half-Blood, the giants came, yadada. Then Leo died and came back with Calypso, which made things even more complicated.
So that was why he was pretty annoyed when he saw a Nemean Lion chasing three 12 year old kids toward Camp Half-Blood.
Which for some reason, two of them were racing each other, having a staring contest, slamming Yo Mamas on each other, seeing who could maneuver the best without looking ahead, chugging down vodka and Coca-Cola, and strangling each other. All at the same time.
Wait a minute. Wasn't that Russian kid who was drinking vodka underage?
"GET BACK!" Percy shouted at the kids, who turned to face him.
But for some strange reason, the Nemean Lion simply lifted one ear, then raced off.
"What the..." Percy mumbled. Usually monsters jumped at the chance to attack another demigod. Especially if it was as powerful as the Nemean Lion.
But there was just one tiny thing he didn't notice.
America POV
That kid there with green eyes and black hair really ticked him off.
America was the HERO, not some random human that popped out of nowhere.
And then things got even worse when Greece probably decided to call the Ne-whatever Lionthingie back, so America couldn't even show off to the kid that America was obviously the HERO!
"Come on," Fake Hero (whose name was apparently Perseus Jackson) said. "You guys aren't safe and the only place you can be is if you follow me."
Commie Bastard scoffed creepily. "We are safe now, the lion is gone. And why should we trust one of Capitalist Pig's?"
"Excuse me, commie bastard, but my citiz- MMMPPH!" America choked as China smashed his hand onto his mouth.
"America, you idiot, you can't give it away that we're countries," China hissed in the Language of the Nations. He coughed and continued in English while Perseus looked at him suspiciously.
"Sorry, my friend here is an idiot and likes to blurt out some stuff that doesn't make sense aru," China said, forcing a fake smile.
"Okay..." Perseus said, still suspicious.
"So yeah, we're perfectly safe and you can leave us alone now Per- MMMMPH!" America got choked again by China's sleeve.
"And you can't just blurt out their names either, Ameica, you idiot. Tell me again how you even managed to get so much land?" China scolded.
"As the capitalist pig was saying, we better go home now, да?" Russia continued creepily.
Perseus shook his head.
"Like I told you, you aren't safe. There's no time now, I'll explain once we get to Camp Half-Blood," he said, beckoning them over.
"Well aru, I'm pretty sure we need our parents' permission to attend a camp aru (especially if it's got the word 'Half-Blood' in it) so we'll come back later aru!" China lied, waving his hand. The Perseus guy frowned.
"I'm sorry, but you'll understand when we get to Camp. You aren't safe," he persuaded.
"ALRIGHT THAT'S IT! HE'S TRYING TO KIDNAP US!" America yelled, drawing his pistols. Russia brought his pipe out, and China prepared his wok.
"Hey China, is this guy another Greek myth thingie that's real?" America quickly asked.
"Yes, he should be, since he can see through the Mist, but I've never heard of this 'Camp Half-Blood' so he's probably trying to kidnap us. There are some demigods who do that nowadays, I suppose," China replied. Perseus raised an eyebrow.
"What language is that? And where'd you get those weapons?" He shot out.
"Put your hands up!" A voice from behind Perseus commanded. They all swiveled around to see a man in a wheelchair holding a bow.
"Well, you aren't human," America blurted out before China could cover his mouth again.
DUN DUN DUN!
And this is NOT a sequel to the previous PJO/APH crossover I wrote before, 'Screw With Our Flags, Kronos?' Cause that would mess up the whole plot.
England: My head...
Me: Welcome back, Iggy. Btw France got in a few blackmail pictures.
England: Ugh...I'm never going to drink again...
Me+Rest of the Hetalians: Riiiiiiight...