This is a one-shot about Nessie and Jacob while she goes shopping. She's supposed to be almost 5 and looks like 14-15. Jacob has a hard time playing big brother.
⌠Hey,look at these? How wears these things?■ asked Nessie while she was in the underwear store. She was looking around when she spotted a tiny set of lingerie that she thought was inappropriate for any woman or teen to wear.
Jacob though, had a different look one his face, one that didn't pass unnoticed by Nessie. She gave him a questioning look and awaited for explanation.
⌠What? Some women wear that stuff all the time.■ he exclaimed.■You're too young yet to understand but women use these to attract men, you know...■ he trailed off looking rather uncomfortable for being the one to explain such things to her.
⌠And these..■ she said holding in her raised hand the little underwear ⌠attract you, too?■ she finished, though now she was looking at the lingerie with interest.
Jacob exhaled slowly and looked at her face opening and closing his mouth several times without really answering her question. The way he saw it, if he said that he did like it then she might freak out by his savage instincts and he he said that he didn't she would ask other questions like what he did like women to wear. At last he thought that the better would be to avoid the question but with another glimpse at her he knew there was no escape.
⌠I, don't care. The important thing is that I will like the woman not what she wears or what she doesn't wear.■ he answered and for a moment he was taken aback by the honesty of his words. Nessie was also speechless for a first but quickly straightened and went towards another pile of underwear.
Jacob noticed that she still held that tiny little set and quickly panicked. ⌠Aahh,Nessie you're still holding the underwear..■ he trailed off and Nessie turned around looking at him with eagerness and surprise.
⌠Well, what do you think? I'm buying these.■ she said happily. Jacob though, was not happy at all. ⌠Why? You don't need these you're too young and you're very pretty. I mean ah....you don't need to wear these things.■ he explained with increasing panic in his voice.
Nessie's eyes shone with pleasure at his words. ⌠It doesn't matter if i'm pretty or not, you said it women wear these so i'm gonna wear them, too.■ she finished.
⌠But why? You don't need to lure men do you?■ he asked desperately. Nessie smiled widely and almost whispered ⌠Only one, but if he thinks i'm pretty I won't have to work so hard to get him.■ she said.
Jacob's head was spinning. Did she mean him? What if she didn't? And what if she did and she wants to get things moving? Oohh she's too young!! The panic was all consuming him and Nessie must have realize it because she smiled sadly and tried to calm him down a bit. ⌠Don't stress yourself, I was joking, relax.■ she said.
At that moment Jacob relaxed and signed with relief. He looked at her and chuckled dryly. ⌠I'm ok.■
Nessie paied for the set and walked with Jacob out of the store. He quickly looked at her and said seriously ⌠I'm never going underwear shopping with you again!■
Nessie looked at him and answered ⌠We'll see..■ and left smiling triumph fully.