Hi all! You probably have been wondering where I have gone, I went to go find inspiration as it had left me, however it is back with a vengeance! Have fun reading.

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Iruka breathed in and shakily breathed out. He was pissed, those damn jounins and their elitism attitudes! How can anyone even work with them! Just because of a bloody title, they get all prissy and arrogant, suddenly they are too good to hand their reports correctly.

Urg, he was so ready to curl up with his boyfriend and just be.

Iruka yanked opened his door and stormed in to Kakashi's and his apartment and then proceeded to slam the door. As soon as Iruka got to the living room he saw Kakashi there, lying on the couch reading a mustard coloured book.

"Let me guess, Jiraiya-sama is colour blind and illiterate."

Kakashi turned his gaze to Iruka, "How can he write if he was illiterate?"

"He can't, that's the point."

Kakashi sighed and then returned to reading his book.

"I will make dinner alright?"Iruka suggested.

Receiving no response he went to the kitchen and started to raid the fridge.

"Okay, hear me out. Today some jerk of a jounin decided that he was too good to hand in a report properly and when I nicely, and I mean nicely asked him to redo it, the asshole told me no! Then he went on to say that it was my job to fix it for him! The nerve of that prick!"

"Mm, yeah."

Satisfied with Kakashi's response Iruka continued on. "So I told him that it wasn't our responsibility to fix it, that it is actually illegal for us to even drop a spot of ink on it! Then that dumbass called me lazy, me! Lazy? That's not all though! He had the audacity to then add my rank as an insult, like I should be ashamed of being a Chuunin!

Anyways I tried to calm myself down but then one of his idiot friends decided to concur with his statement and said that all we do in the mission room is sit on our asses and take scrolls and give them out!

If that isn't the biggest bullshit I've heard in my life I don't know what is. Right?"

"Mm-hmm, whatever you say."

A sudden sense of realisation dawned on Iruka. Kakashi was too busy reading that stupid porn 'novel' to listen to him. Iruka decided to test his realisation. He decided to keep it light. "It's okay, don't listen to me."

"I know."

Giving it another shot Iruka chose a more extreme topic. "Kakashi I am pregnant with your child."

"Hmm."

"Kakashi you aren't listening to me aren't you?"

"You poor thing."

Iruka wanted to scream instead he stomped to where Kakashi was lounging. Stupid stupid jounins!

"Hatake Kakashi, put the book down."

He saw Kakashi's reluctant look in his eye and sighed. "Just when it was getting good too." Kakashi put the book on the coffee table.

Now Iruka is no woman, despite protective tendencies but he felt true hurt when Kakashi had said that.

Iruka chose to brush it off however, he will not give into the temptation of portraying it on his face. "Kakashi what was I saying."

"Eh? Well.. I'm quite sure it was about... the academy?"

God save him. "NO! I was talking about some asshole jounin, Just like the one sitting on my couch."

"Damn, I'm so unlucky, a fifty-fifty chance." This was said as a joke, Iruka got that much but that didn't take away the sting.

"What do you mean fifty-fifty?!"

Kakashi's eye curved up into an inverted U, apparently he couldn't grasp the seriousness of this situation. "You complain about the academy or the mission room when you come home slamming the doors."

This pissed Iruka off even more. "Oh so does that give you the right not to listen to me?"

"Maa..."

So much was said with that 'maa' sound of Kakashi.

Suddenly he wasn't angry anymore, he was more hurt than anything and he was quite sure his face said it all. Well he had a right to be, It seemed like whenever he was in a foul mood Kakashi, that idiot of a boyfriend switches off and ignores him, well that was what Kakashi was implying anyways. He was also implying that damn porn book was more important than him.

There was silence.

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"Iru-kun-"

"Don't Kakashi," his voice cracking a little. " I should have known, boyfriends are temporary but Icha Icha is forever right?" Iruka said, quoting Kakashi when he had asked about the Icha books.

"No, Iru-kun it's not like that, I'm just tire-"

"Oh and here comes the excuses."

"Iruka, let me finish." Kakashi said punctuating it with a sigh.

"Okay, finish but I won't listen to you, I will just read my DAMN PORN!" Iruka said grabbing Kakashi's book and throwing it in his face.

Kakashi caught it with ease. "Iru-kun calm down."

"Calm down? CALM DOWN! Try being in my position, okay. Here I am home after a shitty day, after some arrogant ass-head insulted me and my profession, now tell me is coming home and receiving some sympathy too much to expect!"

"Okay, okay. I get it, next time I will listen." Kakashi said moving towards Iruka trying to get him in a hug.

However Iruka would have none of it. "Don't treat me like a child!"

"I will only treat you like a child, when you are acting like one." It seems like Kakashi was starting to get angry.

Iruka had had enough."You jounins all think you're so high and mighty, well fuck you, I'm getting out of here." Iruka then used the teleporting jutsu and left.

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Ah don't worry there will be more! However it is up to you to decide, good or bullshit, continue or nay! Review and tell me.