teletubbies go to the white house
by bestestguyevar
the teletubbies got up wun murning and looked at the sun. da sun was a baby and stuff. tinky winky said "why the hell is the sun a baby?" and po said "shush"
meet da the teletubbies, theres tinky winky, po, laa laa, and dipsy. dipsy's my favorite because his hat is very colorful.
so one day the teletubbies noticed they were very weird. like, srsly, very weird and odd and things. and then dipsy said "milk is nice", so they all got milk
after they got milk they got a letter from the white hawse from presdant obermer. he said "hey you crazy s.o.b.s come over to washington dc because i JUST FRICKIN' LOVE YOU."
so the teletubbies went on jetblue airlines and went to washington dc. the jetblue airline was nice and they got free food and stuffs but they had no tubbie cookies or whatever they're called. so tinky winky yelled "WHERE THE HELL ARE OUR TUBBIE COOKIES!?" the airplane man said "SHUT UP" and tinky winky said "i'm deeply sorry"
when the teletubbies first got to dc, dipsy desided to go to the great wall of china. but they were in America, so it was the great wall of America now.
dipsy then said "this wall is great" and the others laughed and laughed at that very funy pun.
so they got to the white house and they were greetad by white house peeple and went into the oval offess. presdant obermer was like "wait, who are you people"
po said "we're the teletubbies"
presdant obermer said "no no no, I meant the TELETUBS! they are talking bathtubs from spain, not the teletubBIES"
they all said "oh" but they went out to tgi fridays with president obermer and had the bestest time.
the end and stuff