Kumo-chan: *sits innocently at her computer*
Zack: (yes zack z-zack zack zack) Whatcha doin'?
Kumo-chan: talkin' to Vincent. -_-;;
Zack: You're not talking to anyone!
Kumo-chan: yes….. I am
Zack: You're right you are
Kumo-chan: see?
Zack: You're talking to me ^^
Kumo-chan: errrrggg go away!
Zack: okay ^^
Kumo-chan: That was suspiciously easy… o_o
Zack: *jumps on kumo-chan's head* I'm controlling your mind!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kumo-Chan: Agghh don't sit on my head!
Zack: I made you say that with my mind control!
Kumo-chan: *turns of computer* okay then… make me go on a strol with my arm linked around Sephiroth's.
Zack: okay!
Sephiroth: *appears* oh no… I'm in ANOTHER fanfic… O_o;;
Kumo-chan: *links arm around Sephiroth's* wanna go on a stroll, sephie?
Sephiroth: noo….. Why are you using Zack as a turbin?
Zack: does being a turbin make me look fat?
Kumo-chan: let's go on a stroll, pleeaassee???
Sephiroth: O_O;
Kumo-chan: c'mon! *drags Sephie by his arm*
Sephiroth: agghhh
Zack: hey this is fun! Alright anyone reading this… if you want to control your friends mind, all you have to do is sit on their head! It's fun!
Sephiroth: Ahhggg! *disappears into another fanfic*
Kumo-chan: *blinks* are you still controlling my mind?
Zack: mayyybbbbeeeee
Kumo-chan: okay… what do I have to do to get you off my head?
Zack: Turn into regular Cloud.
Kumo-chan: why?
Zack: bbeecccaaaauuusseeeeeeee……
Kumo-chan: oohhh nooo…. Not that! You wanna act out a yoai fanfic, right? O_o;;
Zack: yup ^^
Kumo-chan: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zack: You WILL want to be regular Cloud….
Kumo-chan: (eyes get all swirly and junk* I DO want to be Regular Cloud….. WAIT NEVER!!!!! THERE ARE ONLY TWO THINGS THAT CAN HYPNOTIZE ME INTO DOING _THAT_ !!!
Zack: What?
Kumo-chan: I'm not telling…. ^^
Zack: -_-;; oh stale…
Zim: *appears* uhh… hello
Kumo-chan: uh oh…o_o
Zack: I see… one of the things that hypnotizes you into doing THAT has to do with Zim…
GIR: *appears* Whhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Zim: I DEMAND TO KNOW WHERE I AM!!!
Zack: You're in Kumo-chan's house.
Zim: oh… WHERE'S THAT???
Kumo-chan: At an undisclosed location.
Zim: Why does your turban talk?
GIR: I like Turbans! Jumps on Zim's head.
Zack: Hey, GIR! *whisperes into GIR's "ear"*
GIR: WHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! *controls Zim's mind*
Zim: WHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! I didn't know I could scream that high. O_O;
Zack: WHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Kumo-chan: WHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! O_O;
GIR: WHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! *controls Zim's mind*
Zim: WHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! I didn't know I could scream that high. O_O;
Zack: WHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Kumo-chan: WHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! O_O;
GIR: WHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! *controls Zim's mind*
Zim: WHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! I didn't know I could scream that high. O_O;
Zack: WHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Kumo-chan: WHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! O_O;
GIR: WHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! *controls Zim's mind*
Zim: WHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! I didn't know I could scream that high. O_O;
Zack: WHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Kumo-chan: WHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! O_O;
Squirrel: *appears and start singing* When you're a kid and ya wanna go weeee but you don't have drugs yet. Just hold on for your life…
GIR: *eats the squirrel* Yum
Zim: Yum O_O GIR stop this now!
GIR: only if you'll dance with me!
Zim: no!
GIR: okkayyyy *muches on squirrel*
Zim: Wait wait I'll dance with you.
GIR: YAY! *jumps off of Zim's head and does the Macarena*
Zim: -_-;; *moves a little* okay let's go, GIR.
Kumo-chan: Zack, if I dance with you will you stop?
Zack: Only if you're regular Cloud…. ^^
Kumo-chan: -_- *sigh* okkayyyy but don't do anything gnarly… *turns into the full-sized male version of Cloud* Okay… ummm what should we dance to?
Zack: the Waltz in Final Fantasy VIII!!!
Cloud: oh dear Yevon…
******** Here at kumo-chan studios, we're not allowed to say god because… ummm I dunno we just don't feel like it. So instead we say Yevon or Gawd. Have a nice day ^^********
Zack: *grabs Cloud's waist and hand* Strike up the band!!!!
Zim: *is suddenly holding a violin and starts playing the waltz* O_o;;
GIR: *is suddenly holding a flute and starts playing along* ^^ fweefwee
Cloud: Umm Zack… how long are we gonna dance?
Zack: untill my heart's content.
Cloud: Is your heart content yet?
Zack: nope
*two hour and 523 measures later*
Cloud: Is your heart content _yet_???????
Zack: *holds cloud's hands and faces him* Cloud, I will never be content until we act out the best yoai fanfics.
Cloud: oh gawd…
Vincent-chan: *appears* I'LL ACT IT OUT!!!!
Cloud: Hi Vincent-chan! *waves* How are you-
Vincent-chan: ZACCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!! *runs into Zack's arms*
Cloud: -_-;; umm Zim and GIR… You can stop now.
Zim: *collapses on the floor*
GIR: *plays the funeral march for Zim*
Zack: oh umm hi Vincent-chan… what's up? ^^;
Vincent-chan: *changes into regular full-sized, male Vincent* Do you know where Sephiroth is?
Zack: GAAAHH *falls over*
Cloud: *sweat drops*
Zim: *disappears*
Gir: Waahh wahhh wahhhhhhwawaaaaaooowww *disappears*
Zack: oh some other fanfic took him.
Vincent: *grabs Zack by the collar* WHERE IS HE???? TELL ME!!!!!!!!!
Zack: ^^; Umm I think he went into a fic with Aeris…
Vincent: WHAT?? AERIS??????????????????? NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *disappears into that fic..*
Cloud: umm going back to kumo-chan..
Zack: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Cloud: why not?
Zack: Because I'm not done with you….
Cloud: fine.. OH SHIT!!! I'm being sucked into another fanfic. Bye Zaaaaacccccckkkkkkk!!!!!!! *disappears*
Zack: I'm all alone… I know, author why don't you summon someone who will never be used in a fanfic so -- oh no… I'm being taken…. Nnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! *disappears*
…*nothing happens*
Cloud: *reappears* uh…. *goes back to Kumo-chan* that's better. Everyone allways chases me around when I'm Cloud. Ummm I think I'll end this fic now. Everyone remember, don't hog the characters other people need to use them too. *disappears*
Little moose-guy at the beginning of the JTHM comic: Well all the characters in the world are being used in fanfics at the moment. So I guess this one will have to be shut down. So… THE END. There I'm done, now release my children!
Children: Help daddy!!!!!!
LMGATBOTJC: Ahhh hang on! Umm buy JTHM…. Ummmm I COMING KIDS!!!!
THE END