Author's Note + Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece, or any other anime series parodies that appears in the Abridged Series. Please note that this is my first time publishing fanfiction, so please do not review anything bad. If anyone is in contact with Little Kuriboh or TeamDattebayo, please ask them to read this and tell me how it is(If they watch One Piece, that is). If it is not a good Abridged Series, then I will technically kill myself.
Luffy: You can't kill yourself! What will happen to my story!
Author's Note: The people haven't even read this story yet! Who knows if it'll be a good Abridged Series.
Luffy: …Fine.
Author's Note: Anyway, I will try to make this a real Abridged Series when I am older. Here is the premeire of the One Piece: The Abridged Series!
Note:
Talking
[Flashback]
(RubberMan. that's me)
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There once was a man named Gold Roger, who was king of the pirates. He had fame, wealth, and power beyond your wildest dreams. Before they hung him from the gallows, these were the final words he said:
Gold Roger: ………………
Random Person from audience: Aren't You gonna say something? I mean at least say Good Bye.
Gold Roger:………………
Random Marine: Uh-Oh. I think we screwed the…uh…what is that?
Another Random Marine: I don't know.
Random Marine: Anyways, I think we screwed that thing on too tight.
Gold Roger: (whispering)…you think!?
Random: Let's Unscrew it a bit.
They un screw it.
Gold Roger: Finally. WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING WHILE YOU WERE SCREWING ME IN?!?!?!
Marines: Uhh.....
[Flash Back]
Other Marine 1: Hey, wanna just forget about this guy and go get some Coca-Cola?
Other Marine 2: Sure.
[End Flash Back]
Marines: ...Nothing...
Gold Roger: I mean, at least give me my last words when I die. Never Mind, I'm Just gonna say what I've been trying to say.
He gets ready to say it, then...
Gold Roger: Does Anyone Know Why I'm talking without moving my teeth and mouth? I must be a master ventriloquist! Yay ventriloquism!
Marine: Actually It's because the writer wanted you to have stitches in your mouth.
Gold Roger: WHAT?!?! What the Hell Was he thinking. Never mind. Anyway, Just kill me.
(Marines Kill him. Splash…of blood! Just kidding)
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Well, that's basically Chapter 1, the chapter where Gold Roger Dies. If You like my Abridged Series, revbiew and tell me!
P.S. Sorry that the Chapter was so short. If you are wondering why it was so short, well I'm just as confused as you are! Just kidding.
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