Sparkling Pirates

AN: This is just a parody story that my friends (Catherine and Chewbacca, you know who you are) asked me to do and yes they will be in this story. In this Jack sparrow doesn't come in for a while but Jake Sparrow (Yes Jacob as in the werewolf/shape shifter in twilight.) and Elizabeth and Will never had a son but instead a daughter, and the Cullens will be in the 17 hundreds don't know why but they just are okay? Okay, let's get on with the story.

Prologue

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Will's POV

Elizabeth and Will looked down at their new born baby to see her big brown eyes. Elizabeth just given birth about four hours ago and they have been admiring her for most of that time. Just then Carlisle Cullen came in the room. He was the one that delivered our beautiful baby Isabella.

"Well how is our little Isabella doing?" He asked as he also looked adoringly at her.

"She is doing fine but I'm feeling a little under the weather." Elizabeth said as she lay back on the bed to emphasize that she didn't feel good. I grabbed my baby Isabella before her head hit the pillow. She is beautiful. I knew that she belongs to me instead of my ungrateful wife. She didn't even want Isabella. Her exact words were 'why does this have to happen to me?' Ugh what an ungrateful little bit…

"So how are you doing Will?" Mr. Cullen asked me bringing me out of that last thought.

"I am fine sir and how are you and your family doing?" I asked out of politeness, not wanting to be rude.

"They are doing fine sir thank you for asking. And here they are now." He said as his family walked in awkwardly looking around the room like they didn't belong.

"Carlisle, we were wondering if you could take us camping when you are done." The small pixie like creature said. I had never actually seen his family before. There was another woman with honey colored hair who looks the eldest women so I would assume to be his wife…Esme I think he said her name was. Then there was a man that had the biggest muscles I have ever seen. Next to him a blonde women who was gorgeous and holding on to the big one. Ha that's what she said. Anyways, next to the pixie is a boy with curly blonde hair and a possessive look in his eyes over the pixie next to him, and next to him a boy with russet brown hair. I knew they were all adopted but why would they call him Carlisle? And why was the russet haired boy looking at my daughter like she was the best thing on earth…I mean she is but still that didn't mean that he had to look at her like that. They were all very pale and have honey colored eyes which is weird because I know that they are all adopted. Hmm maybe I am thinking about this too much. Oh well.

"Sure Alice I will be done here in a minute" He turned back to me "Is there anything else you need Will?"

He gave a small smile and I shook my head no.

He and his family left the room and gave me time to think about how I would leave Elizabeth.

2 Years Ago

Edward's POV

My family and I were out camping again. We go camping a lot. Right now we were playing a game of baseball when two gorgeous women stood in front of us. The girl with glasses attacked my entire family but the Goth looking girl with black fingernails and long brown hair bit me and I felt burning. That's all I felt for three days when me and my family awoke, the people came up to us. They told us that they were vampires and now we are too. Oh great. We asked what their names are and they said their coven is called the Kathryn's but then ended up fighting about how to spell their names. Apparently the girl with the glasses spells her name Catherine and the Goth girl spells her name Kathryn. Then Catherine said "Yeah well when I was changed, I was a senior in high school." And then Kathryn said "Well I was a sophomore in high school" They started fighting and to be honest, they looked like morons when doing so. Once we got impatient we asked how to kill a vampire. They answered "Well you tear them apart and burn the pieces and they turn into purple smoke and it's really cool. We looked at each other and I said "Anyone want to see some purple smoke?" The minute I said this the Kathryn's looked at each other and said "We probably shouldn't have told them that." And they ran away.

Since then we learned that we can survive off of animal blood instead of human blood and Carlisle is making us drink that instead of human blood and sadly we are being forced. Now we are very rich and I can't even sleep! This sucks! Everyone around me is mated and I am not so I am alone to wallow in myself pity every day. Not just that, but this girl named Tanya keeps coming on to me and I hate her and her strawberry blonde hair. Ugh I wish everyone would leave me alone, not just that, but I can read minds so I have to hear how sorry they are for me! I hate my life! That was until I saw a little girl name Isabella. I saw her in the hospital this morning and I know she is my mate! I just have to wait until she turns 17. That's what Alice told me anyways, did I mention that Alice can see the future? Well she can and Jasper can feel emotions, and I feel sorry for him. Anyways, this is going to be a long 17 years!

AN: Well I thought that was a good way to end this chapter. I will post more tomorrow maybe, depend on if I want to. I might just give up and cry ;D anyways, well I have nothing left to say so bye!

-Cit11cat