A/N: Alright I was bored and just started writing and this is what happens when I have no idea what to write. . . I'm truly sorry if it sucks.

Btw… Their watching That 70's Show.

"Wouldn't it be cool to have lived in the 70's?"

". . ."

"Don't give me that look."

"I'll look at you however I want."

"But think about it! I mean afros are awesome and who doesn't love lava lamps!"

"Oh okay, so you have no problem if I cut your hair while you're asleep and you wake up with an afro?"

"!"

"And now you're on the other side of the room…"

"Don't' you dare go anywhere near my hair with scissors!"

"Oh stop clutching your head like an idiot and sit your ass back down on the couch."

"My hair is very valuable, Jadelyn."

"Not nearly as valuable as me."

". . ."

"Ow! Your violence is not appreciated!"

"Well that's what you get for saying your hair is more valuable than your girlfriend."

"I never said that!"

"Well your silence implied it."

"Fine. You are way more valuable to me than my hair."

"Good"

". . . Even if it is a blessing from god."

"Don't push it."

"Sorry, babe."

"Holy Lord."

"Why watch the show if all you're gonna do is complain?"

"Because nothing else is on and god she is such a moron!"

"Gasp! Don't you dare call Mila Kunis a moron!"

"I didn't call her a moron, you idiot. I called her character a moron."

"What's wrong with Jackie?"

"She's a moron!"

"Would you care to elaborate on that?"

"Ugh! God, she has a huge job opportunity in Chicago and she's staying in Wisconsin for her boyfriend? Like what the hell!"

"So you're saying you'd leave me for Chicago? Thanks a lot Jade!"

"No you idiot, I'd drag you with me, okay not if you don't get that look of hurt off your sexy as hell face."

"But don't you see? She loves Hyde and she loves him enough not to leave him because she got jealous over his yoga partner."

"Say that again and the first chance I get to go to Chicago I'm taking the college guy that works at Starbucks."

"No, not Kevin!"

"Yes, Kevin."

"Fine, but I still don't see why you're upset that Jackie and Hyde are in loooovvvvveeeeee."

"Ugh, get off of me, and that's not the point you idiot."

"Then what is the point, Love Doctor?"

"She gave him a damn ultimatum."

"So? She wanted to get married."

"Exactly. It's bad enough she wanted to get married, but then she asked him to choose: marriage or bust."

". . . Yeah, I'm still lost"

"If she really wanted to marry him, she should force him, not ask him to choose."

"How do you force someone into marriage?"

"Easy. Fake an accidental pregnancy and you're at the altar the next day."

"And what happen when nine months later you have no baby in your uterus to push out?"

"Ignoring your choice of words… and just fake a miscarriage, c'mon Beck we're actors, it's not that hard."

"Once he realizes you're not pregnant wouldn't you just get a divorce?"

"So you refuse to sign the fucking papers, god you really are an idiot?"

"I'm the idiot? You have a whole life planned out based on lies!"

"But it would work."

"It doesn't matter!"

"Look the point is, that in the end, she gets what she wants."

"Is that really the point?"

"Well duh, but she really shouldn't have to work that hard, I mean everyone knows the woman is control."

"That's what you think?"

"Well no shit, like it's so obvious that women have complete and total control of everything."

"Really. . ."

"And you're on top of me now because…?"

"Because my dear, you are sadly, sadly mistaken."

"Oh really? And what am I sadly mistaken of?"

"You think the women's always in control?"

"It's a well known fact, babe"

"We'll see about that. . ."

"What are you doin- holy mother fuck"

"Yeah, you like that?"

"Holy h-h-hell"

"That's what I thought"

"Agh, why the hell would you stop?"

"To prove a point."

"Well, you've proved your point now, put your hand down my pants again."

"Ya know, I don't think I will."

"You are such a damn tease."

"Thanks honey."

"Wasn't a compliment."

"No it wasn't, but I think that orgasm you're about to have is a compliment enough."

"I'm not having an orgasm."

"You're right, you're not. . ."

"Beck. . ."

". . ."

"Now you are."

"Wip-pe that smirk off of your-r face."

"She says panting."

"And whose fault is that?"

"I didn't hear you hear complaining."

"I was focused on something other than bitching."

"Oh that's right you were too focused on my fingers sliding in and out of you. . ."

"Beckkkkk"

"And now you're too focused on my teeth grazing over you clit. . ."

"HolyShitBeckDon'tStop"

"My tongue licking you everywhere. . ."

"Fuck"

"You want me to keep going?"

"Is that even a question?"

"Should I take that as a no?"

"Dude get back on me now."

"I don't think I will."

"Oh really?"

"Yup, cause ya know… I'm in control"

"Ha, sure ya are"

"You still doubting me?"

"Not doubting you, just reminding myself of the truth"

"Well we'll just have to fix that now won't we?"

"I guess so"

"And you pushed me off you becau- oh hello."

"Heyyyy."

"You're now on me."

"You're a genius, Harvard should just give you your scholarship now."

"I know right? It just doesn't make sense."

"Dear Lord you're dumb."

"But you just said tha- ooohhhh okay I'm very fond of this position."

"I knew you'd be."

"Eagar babe?"

"Now, it's my turn."

"Baby?"

"Why the hell is some chic's number on your arm?"

"Babe, please remember I am now shirtless and any pain your nails inflict will go straight to my bare flesh. . ."

"Beck you better start talking before I kick you in the dick so hard you'll never walk again."

"Alright well how mad would you be, on a scale from one to ten, if I said it was Tori's?"

"174,564,297,346,938,278.62"

"Oh wow, big number."

"Beck I swear. . ."

"Okay, okay fine, it's Cat's."

"Why would Cat right her number on your arm, and put a heart next to it?"

"So we can work on a school project?"

"You already have her saved in your contacts."

"You would know."

"Look, Beck, I will not be mad, just tell me if it's her number or not, and we can all move on."

"Well in that case, yeah it is Tori's."

". . ."

"Babe?"

"I'll. Fucking. Kill. Her."

"Sweetie, we've been over this. You can't kill anyone, it's against the law."

"Why would you let her write her number on your arm?"

"So we can text?"

"Why would you text her? You could text me!"

"But I'm always with you"

"Oh so, you don't wanna be around me?"

"No, just I don't need to text you becau-"

"Because your texting that slut"

"She's not a slut!"

"Ugh, why do you always take her side?"

"I don't!"

"You do!"

"Name one time that I took her sid-"

"You kissed her!"

"Oh my god woman, you gotta let that go!"

"I can't let it go when my bastard boyfriend cheats on me!"

"I didn't cheat on you!"

"Really? What do you call kissing another girl and sticking your tongue down her throat?"

"I call it acting in a scene, and I didn't stick my tongue down anyone's throat."

"Sure, you didn't."

"Jade, c'mon."

"No Beck, you obviously don't care about me, since you throw yourself at every girl you see."

"Oh my god, you are the biggest drama queen ever. I don't throw myself at anyone that's not you."

"Oh yeah that shows, considering you were making out with that blond whore for a good three minutes last week."

"It was in the script that Sikowitz gave us!"

"You could have just refused to kiss her."

"He was grading it!"

"Oh so your grade is more important than me?"

"Jade you know I love you, stop being ridiculous."

"So now I'm ridiculous?"

"Yes, you are."

"How the hell am I being ridiculous?"

"You're don't trust me."

"Why would I trust you? All you ever do is cheat on me!"

"I have never once cheated on you!"

"Yes, you have!"

"Now you're just making things up."

"No, I'm not! After we broke up you went out with that Alyssa Vaughn bitch!"

"Yeah, I did, after you dumped me."

"See! You even admit it."

"It's not cheating on you if we're not dating."

"We were dating!"

"But you had dumped me!"

"Oh so just because I dump you it gives you the right to go on dates with other girls?"

"Um, YES!"

"That's bull, Beck, your mine."

"Not if you break up with me."

"Yes, even then."

"You are the most complex person I've ever met."

"Yeah, well that's the price you pay for dating the best actress in Hollywood."

"But, I'm not dating Tori."

"Ow! Dammit woman, that's gonna leave a huge bruise!"

"Good."

"Insensitive, much?"

"No, you're just too sensitive."

"I am not!"

"Um, yeah I think you are."

"You're so mean to me."

"But you wouldn't have it any other way."

"Nope, well ya know, I might want a girlfriend that didn't physically abuse as much an- Kidding! God, if looks could kill. . ."

"Oh honey you would have been dead a longgggg time ago."

"And I would have died happily."

"Ugh, you're such a sap."

"But you love it."

"Oh yeah totally, it just brightens my day."

"See, Jade! I knew there was a sweet girl underneath all the black and makeup!"

"Beck if you don't shower and get that whore's number off your arm in the next three seconds, you'll be walking around without testicles tomorrow, got it?"

"Yes, ma'am."

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

"You wanna join me?"

"You look like a rapist when you move your eyebrows like that."

"You know you like it."

"Oh totally."

"You know it turns you on."

"I've never been so horny in all my life."

"I knew it would get ya all hot and bothered."

"That was sarcasm, dumbass."

"Sure it was."

"God I hate you."

"So guess what."

"I know I will regret this, but what?"

"You know how we were both fighting over who was more in charge. . ."

"You mean the conversation we had three minutes ago? Yes, Beck, I was there, I remember. . ."

"Okay well it turns out Hyde marries a stripper in Vegas and gets Jackie her heart broken."

"Well I don't have to worry about that."

"And why is that, my dear?"

"Because for one, you'll never find anyone better than me."

"Don't I know it."

"I don't have a heart for you to break."

"Debatable, continue."

"And the only person that would end up stripping in Vegas is Trina, and I'm pretty sure you wouldn't choose her over me."

"That's true, I'd rather put up with your bitchiness than her."

"What did you say?"

"Baby, I just complimented you, why are you looking at me that way?"

"You think I'm a bitch?"

"Oh boy, here we go. . ."

"I can't believe this!"

"Jade, I didn't mean it like tha-"

"I'll tell you who the real bitch is! I mean, who the hell kisses another girl's boyfriend!"

"Jade I am not having this conversation again."

"Of course you're not, because then you have to hide your feelings for her."

"My feelings towards her are nothing more like friendship."

"That's what they all say."

"You're impossible."

"Yeah well someone has to keep us together."

"Baby, you're the only one who has broken us up."

"Oh sure, throw that in my face."

"Just saying. . ."

"That's only because you know if you break up with me, I'll kick your ass so hard you won't know what hit you."

"No, it's because I'm not stupid to get rid of the best thing that ever happened to me."

"God, you're more of a teenage girl than I am."

"I take offense to that!"

"Good."

"You're horrible."

"What else is new?"

"Are you PMS-ing?"

"Discussing the fluid that monthly comes out of my uterus isn't exactly a conversation I strive to have with my boyfriend."

"I was just asking. . ."

"Which is kinda creeping me out, to be honest with you."

"Whatever, Jadelyn."

"What's with all the usage of my full name tonight?"

"I can't say my girlfriend's beautiful full name?"

"No you can't, Beckley."

"Jadelyn."

"Beckley."

"Jadelyn Natalie."

"Beckley James."

"Point taken."

"I always win."

"Hey! I win sometimes too!"

". . ."

"Okay, fine, you always win."

"See that wasn't hard to say."

"Yes it was the most difficult thing I ever had to say."

"Now that's not true! In Uptown Downtown didn't you have to call Tori beautiful? That must have been impossible to say with a straight face."

"Hilarious, Jade, my sides are bursting."

"They better be."

"Why are you so mean to Tori?"

". . ."

"And now there's a pillow in my face"

"Dammit! Every time I try to smother you it just doesn't work!"

"If you don't realize what's wrong with that sentence, I have failed as a boyfriend."

"Well. . ."

"Cute, Jade just a-fucking-dorable."

"You know I am."

"Totally."

"I'm bored now."

"So find some way to entertain yourself."

"I've got a few ideas. . ."

"Oh really? And what might they be?"

". . ."

"I like these ideas."

"What a surprise."

"Hey, I'm a teenage boy with hormones, give me a break."

"Hmmm, well that depends. . ."

"On what-t?"

"What we do next."

"Oh well, baby, get ready for orgasm number three."

A/N: Okay that just dragged on foreverrrrrrrr!

Btw, that was my first time writing all dialogue, so please take that into consideration.

Also, Beck and Jade OOC at some points, I apologize.

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Love,

DanceChic23