"Double D I need you to read this comic to me!" Ed ask as he shoved the comic into Edd's eyes. Edd removed the comic from ihis eyes; however, the print from two pannels stuck to his eyeball leaving him virtually blind for the moment. He felt around for his ego-manical shortstuff friend. Eddy!
"Eddy, I need you to be my eyes!" Edd blindly said as his jaw contacted with Eddy's fat head. "Oh there you are Eddy could you direct me to Ed's sink? I'd have Ed do it, but he's probably done something so idiotic to himself he can't lead a fish to water."
Eddy snickered as Double D flailed wildly as Ed smacked into him. Then a bright idea popped into Eddy's mind Hmm... maybe I can lead him into humilation. Eddy grabbed hold of Edd's arm and lead him out of Ed's room. Ed didn't follow for he managed to get his body jammed into a coil from his matress.
"Thank you Eddy!" Double D reworded Eddy with words of kindness. He then felt himself go upstairs, "Eddy where are you taking me?"
"Your all dirty sockhead from walking into Ed's uhh...dusty table!" Eddy slyly lied to the unsuspecting fool, "I thought I'd lead you home for a shower."
Edd smiled blindly at his friend who decided to take the time out off his day to assist him home for a shower. Since he knew the anatomy of his house he wouldn't need Eddy's help to get into the shower, "Thank you Eddy!"
"No problemo old buddy, old pal of mine!" He stated as he led Double D towards Rolf's house. Rolf was at this moment on a plane returning to his native land, so Ed decided he would use Rolf's yard as a fake house, "After all what are friends for!" Eddy opened Rolf's gate and he and Edd were pretending going up stairs, "I'll get your door!" Eddy said as his shoved him though the fake doorway (which led into Rolf's chicken coop) were he began to disrobe, "Double D I ran your bath for you!"
"Thank you Eddy!" Double D said as he exited the coop with a chicken being held next to him as a towel. Eddy took his camera out of his pocket and snaped some saucey pics of him laughing to himself as Edd placed the chicken next to the pig trough as he stuck him foot in the fluid, "Oh lukewarm just the way I like it!" Eddy left the yard nearly laughing his ass off and blowing his cover.
Double D felt placid even though he was bathing in mucky water, "Ahh..." He sighed as the chicken walked off. He felt so free his removed his hat revealing a bulky mat of unkempt hair. He felt around the rim of the trough for a bar of soap. Wilfrid the pig apporached and he grabbed his snout and pulled it down towards his crotch as he scrubbed his genitals with the pig snout he felt strange. The ink from the comic pannels was starting to fade. He screamed at the sight of this pig, "Ahhhh!" Wilfrid responded by pulling upward squealing with Double D's penis stuck in his left nostril. Wifrid dragged Double D across the yard until his penis slipped free. He stood up and realized he was covered in slop water. He cringed then heard a rustling from the house, "Oh no Rolf's home..." He quickly ran into the chicken coop where he search effortlessly for his clothes. He heard the door close behind him, "Oh dear!" He walked over to the entrance of the coop and knocked and screamed help! He turned toward the darkness and saw a hand come at him, "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Did you hear that Plank?" Johnny asked his wooden friend who were in the lane next to Rolf's house. Back in the coop the hand punched Double D and he fell uncouncious.