Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to any of the characters in NCIS.
Foreword- This is about the email accounts of NCIS.
The Wrong Day
McGee Emails-6
Tony- Can you get me two tickets to the ballet tomorrow night?
Ziva- Tell Tony his new girlfriend is a man.
Abby- Are you still coming to dinner with me and Ducky tonight.
Ducky- Where do I meet you and Abby?
Gibbs- How do I work the email?
Palmer- Did you know that if you add Sulphuric acid to human excrement... (The next section has been censored by health and safety regulations)
Tony Emails- 10
McGee- No.
McGee- Ziva said your new girlfriend is a man.
Abby- Have you seen Gibbs?
Abby-He is probably behind you.
Ducky- tell Vance that we are running out of gloves.
Vance- if Ducky tells you to tell me that autopsy is running out of gloves, tell him I`ve ordered moiré.
Vance-Do not email me!
Palmer-Have you seen Agent Lee?
Palmer-Tell Agent Lee it is at eight.
Gibbs- Tell McGee to get down here and fix my computer. It has broken. Now, DiNozzo!
Ziva Emails -12
Tony- She is a lady. Perhaps your boyfriend is a girl.
Tony- have you ever played the air guitar. Waaah! I believe I can flyeieieieie!
McGee-Do you have any plans for tonight?
McGee-Do you want to come for dinner with me, Abby and Ducky.
McGee-Tony is mad at me.
Gibbs-Tell McGee I want him to fix my computer.
Vance- What are you doing?
Vance- Go, tell Tony to get his butt up to my office!
McGee- It is at 7pm.
McGee- where is Gibbs.
Gibbs – Where the hell is McGee?
Ducky- Can you tell Vance that autopsy needs more gloves.
Gibbs Emails -9
Tony- I do not know where McGee is.
McGee- click Compose mail, type up the document and then click send.
McGee- Where are you boss?
Ziva- I don`t know where Probie is.
Ducky-can you tell Vance that...Ohh they`ve arrived. Never mind Jethro.
Vance- Where is Tony?
Vance- Get DiNozzo. Now!
Tony-Don`t tell Vance that I am under my desk.
Abby- Gibbs I have some news for you. Come down to evidence.
Vance Emails-9
Ducky- Autopsy is running out of gloves.
Ducky- autopsy is running out of gloves.
Ducky- Autopsy is running out of gloves.
Ducky- autopsy is running out of gloves.
Ducky-Autopsy has run out of gloves.
Tony-Ducky would like if you order him some more gloves.
Tony- Why should I not email you?
Ziva- Ducky would like if you order him some more gloves.
Gibbs-Tony is hiding under his desk.
Ducky Emails-13
Vance-I have ordered the gloves
Vance-I have ordered the gloves
Vance-I have ordered the gloves
Vance-I have ordered the gloves
Vance-I have ordered the gloves
Vance-I have ordered the gloves
Vance-I have ordered the gloves
Vance-I have ordered the gloves
Vance-I have ordered the gloves
Vance-I have ordered the gloves
Vance-I have ordered the gloves. Do you understand!
McGee- Outside by the tall tree.
Tony-Help me!
Mystery email account.
To the boss- I think we should stop monitoring the emails of NCIS, everything that comes through is absolute nonsense and is no use to us.
From the boss- There will be something useful. Keep on monitoring.
To the Boss- I am going to die!
From the Boss-Don`t.