Well kids, I thought I would try my hand at writing a Dean and Castiel dialogue only fic, since my Jack/Ianto one did well, I thought why not give it a go. I really appreciate the time people take to read and review my stories, because it means so much to me. I was terrified to post fan fiction a while back and you guys have made it much easier for me to write, and take concrit and flames, and it means a lot to me. Thank you for reading my fic. Hope you continue to read. I appreciate it so much. Happy Reading, kids. Kristina x

For the Love of a Bacon Cheeseburger!

Summary: Dean decides it's time that Castiel was introduced to the wonder that is a bacon cheeseburger. Dialogue only. Dean/Cas implied. Small name spoiler if you haven't seen 'The Rapture'

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In the motel room:

"Come on, Cas. Let's go get some food."

"Dean, I do not see the point. I do not need to eat."

"Dude, come on. You have to keep your vessel up and running."

"Alright, Dean. I'll come with you."

"Alright, dude. Let's go."

In the diner:

"Okay, let's see what they have. Pig in a Poke? Nope, last time I had that I apparently had one hundred of the worst Tuesday's ever."

"What?"

"Never mind. Erm, Steak? Nah ... I think I'll have a bacon cheeseburger with fries. What about you, Cas?"

"I don't ..."

"Caaaaaaaaaaaaas!"

"What?"

"Eat something and don't be a douche."

"..."

"Cas! No silent treatment! Eat, or I'll force it down your throat!"

"Okay, Dean. I'll have the same as you."

"There we go ... now where is the waitress? Oh, yeah. There she is ..."

"What can I do you for sweetheart??"

"We'll have two of the bacon cheeseburgers with fries. I'll have a coke with mine."

"Sure thing, sugar. And does your friend want a drink?"

"He'll have the same as me."

"Sure, sweetie, coming right up."

"Wow, Cas. Did you see the rack on her?"

"..."

"Dude, don't. I can, literally hear your roll your eyes."

"I told you, I do not need to eat. Jimmy is in perfectly good condition."

"Jimmy?"

"My vessel."

"Jimmy? Okay ... first in a long line of 'Things Dean doesn't know about Castiel.'"

"There are a lot of things you do not know about me, Dean."

"And we're not going to go into that."

"No, we're not. Not at the moment."

"..."

"Here you go sweetie, two bacon cheeseburgers with fries and diet coke. Enjoy."

"Thanks, gorgeous."

"..."

"What now, Cas?"

"Nothing ... gorgeous."

"Mocking me now? Eat your freakin' burger."

"You really eat this stuff?"

"Mmmmph?"

"You are revolting. How can anyone find you attractive when you eat like that?"

"'s in my nature. 'm sexy."

"Yeah, okay."

"Cas, eat it. Don't prod it."

"Fine ..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Well?"

"That is Heaven."

"See, I told you you'd like it."

"I could get used to this."

"Well, if you want to spend time with me, you'll get used to eating stuff like that. It's awesome."

"..."

"Cas, slow down. You're gonna give me heartburn."

"S'rry ... so good ..."

"Cas, take a drink, for God's sake."

"..."

"This is wonderful. Why have I never tasted it before?"

"Because you never stick around long enough."

"Sorry."

"Don't be. When you're done, we'll get you some pie. Pie is always good."