Session 1: It's All About Bob

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh in anyway way, unless you count my Blue Eyes Shining Dragon card. He's so kickass looking.

Ryou Bakura was a fairly average kid... unless you counted the evil, sadistic, thief-king of a Yami he appropriately referred to as Yami and which the rest thought of "that creepy version of Bakura we keep having dreams about," as it seems they never remember his interference, except for that Yugi kid. Ryou fit almost perfectly into the "quiet albino kid" niche and had more or less adapted to the presence of his evil double, which is saying a lot.

At this moment in time, Ryou was looking for his Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

"Yami! WHERE IN THE BLOODY HELL IS MY CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH?"

For you see, Ryou, despite his clearly Japanese name, was apparently British. This led to much head scratching, but not much else, except for a lot of complaining about the thickness of his accent in the American version.

"You'll get my Cinnamon Toast Crunch when the American censors put back the scene where I lick the blood from the Millennium Eye, HIKARI!"

"They're not going to do that, Yami, and you know it. Give up already!"
"No, aibou! I WILL HAVE MY SCENE OR THE CENSORS SHALL DEAL WITH THE WRATH OF A CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH-DEPRIVED RYOU!"

"I'm warning you... I will kill you all... and Yami... and several other important actors..."

NO! NOT THE OTHER ACTORS! I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO TORMENT THEM YET!

"Shut up, author! I WANT MY CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH!"

The author glared warningly.

"Can I pleeeaasseee have Cinnamon Toast Crunch?"

En français?

"Cinnamon Toast Crunch, je silvous-plait?"

WRONG! But not bad. Maybe...

"OUI! OUI!"

Next chapter.
"I'm GOING TO KILL YOU!"

Ryou was now fuming in his chair, staring at his latest set of bandages... which color to go with? The classic white, or the sandier colored set? Hmmmm...

"The white, hikari, definitely the white."

"Shut up, Yami..."

"What. Just because I'm not on Queer Eye I suddenly don't have any worthwhile opinions? There are people in the world other than the Fab Five who know about fashion, you know, hikari."

The author was now snickering madly and soon began rolling around on the floor.

"Why is it you go so far to humiliate me when we have company?"

"Company? This guy is nearly part of the furniture." Yami B sat down with a bowl of cereal.

OW!

"Oops, sorry, wasn't paying attention."

Oh, haha.

"I'm telling the truth."

Sure thing, Touzoku-oh, whatever the king of thieves says. Try to pull the wool over my eyes, and it almost worked. You're smarter than you look.

"Say, thanks!"

Ryou immediately burst out laughing.

"What's so funny, hikari?" Then Yami B suddenly got it. "I'M GOING TO KILL YOUUUUU!!!!!!!!"

Ryou: Wait, he's eating cereal?

Yami B: Wait, I got it?

Ryou: Hey Yami, what kind of cereal was that?

Yami B: Cinnamon Toast Crunch, why?
Ryou: I'MMM GONNA KILL YOU!

Scenes from the Next Episode:
::flashes through several confusing scenes ending with a guy bursting out of Ryou's head::

Session 2: Who The Hell Are You?