A Negima/Cardcaptor Sakura fanfiction

"Mahora academy… a place of majesty… a place of learning… a place of… oh who am I kidding… Sakura left for petes sake!" in a town refered to as Tomoeda (or Readington depending on which dub or sub version you prefer) a young man the age of 15 fell onto a pillow in his apartment miserably screaming these words out loud.

"Don't fret Syaoran" a second boy with inexplicably closed eyes said breaking a kiss from his girlfriend.

"Yah just because Sakura left doesn't mean that you'll never see each other again or anything" said girlfriend followed up grabbing the pamphlet of Mahora academy and giving it to Syaoran "read up it's, an all girl school so no boys to flirt with her like here".

"That's what I'm worried about guys… an all girl school means no guys meaning that there could be psycho lesbians or cross dressers trying to seduce her by hiding their true intent inside innocent words… or worse a super hot teacher like Terada sensei!" Syaoran freaked out throwing the pamphlet in the air behind him.

"Come on boy you're overreacting to a threat that doesn't exist… seriously how do you know if there is any of those things in the school if you've never been there" a small bear/lion thing that could easily be confused for a plush toy said patting the boy on the back.

Syaoran looked at the stated plushie with narrowed eyes before responded with three words "Tomoyo and Rika" causing all inhabitants of the room to freeze whatever they were doing just to stare at him.

"C-c-cc-come on Syaoran you're overreacting… sure Tomoyo proves the psycho lesbian thing but why Rika?" the closed eyed boy said shocked.

"The school was probably recommended to her by a friend of Terada Sensei's… and you know about how birds of a feather seem to act around each other" Syaoran shot back before getting up and walking towards the kitchen. "So of course id be worried"

"Don't worry Syao I'm pretty sure that Sakura won't be tempted by some teacher" the bear plush kept up following him.

At Mahora academy

"I'm not tempted by my super hot teacher I am not tempted by my super hot teacher I am soooo not tempted by my super hot deliciously sexy 15 year old teacher with his amazing British accent and bishonen good looks" Sakura Kinomoto said in a mantra, desperately trying to calm herself down from what future generations would call Negi Springfield syndrome.

Sitting next to her the young Tomoyo Daidouji was having a similar yet completely different reaction.

"So this is what being straight feels like" both her and a platinum blonde with heterochromatic eyes said in unison before looking at each other with wary eyes whilst trying to gauge the other… instantly springing up a rivalry.

The several other girls in the class were all going through similar stages ranging from a simple drip of drool on the corner of their mouths to the room suddenly getting a lot hotter than it actually was.

The one who was probably the most uncomfortable was the teacher Negi Springfield who by this time in his life had gone through puberty and had been constantly mobbed by his students in previous years and wasn't looking forward to another year of that.

"So… I do believe we need to take role of the class-" Negi started looking around at his students for a glomper and upon seeing none began to take role "Evangeline A.K Mcdowell"

"Here" a blonde towards the far edge of the class said, not looking away from a book she was reading.

"Anya Yurievna Cocolova"

"Here Sensei" a redhead in the seat nearest to Negi said immediately.

When Sakura's name was called it took all of her strength not to faint or get a nosebleed from Negi's hotness.

Tomoyo was almost too distracted by her new rival to notice her name being called

… And that was when things went to hell

"Negi Sensei!" un-able to control themselves several girls came flying from everywhere towards Negi in a move that, had he not moved out of the way when he did would have crushed him in a true marshmallow hell like never before felt by man and would have died from suffocation

Good thing he flash stepped out of the way before that happened... yet since Murphy loves to mess with our favorite harem hero teacher he tripped… into the chest of one of his other female students sitting next to the now extremely disappointed Anya.

Watching this happen from the safety of the back of the classroom Sakura could hardly stifle a laugh as her teacher was smacked across the room and through a wall… before noticing that her teacher was just sent through a brick wall, having only a Negi shaped hole to prove this.

Panicking, Sakura ran to the hole just barely behind the other 25 girls in the room (who were behind the fangirls of course) only to see Negi come through the front door of the classroom and push a large and heavy cabinet in front of it before walking over to his pedestal before pulling out a "caution" sign in front of the hole.

"Now let us begin class" Negi said returning to his usual spot "perhaps we could all get to our desks right now… if it's not too much trouble".

The Mahora academy class 2-A was in for the year of their lives.

Just something I thought up one day that I didn't want to lose… and now for something else.

Omake:

Amuro: Vegeta what does the scouter say about the word count?

Vegeta: it's over 900

Amuro: what 9- wait really 900?

Vegeta: yep

Amuro: lame.

Just because I couldn't resist the joke as my fans (?) would know