Disclaimer: I do not own the Maze Runner, but I do own a sense of humor that others may find insulting/disturbing. I warned you.
Dear Fans,
What the shuck?
Who are all these girls?
I've never met them before and to be honest, after some of the bloody things I've read, I really don't want to!
And I am not desperate for a girlfriend!
Sincerely: Newt
Hope you guys had a laugh, feedback would be greatly appreciated.