Welcome to Squirrelflight's Love Talk Show! This is just a preview of Squirrelflight and Leafpool getting their show started! Just a reminder: I NEED REVIEWS TO RUN THIS THING! Btw, I don't own warriors.
"You WERE making out with Nightcloud! I saw it and I'm sick of it!" Leafpool screamed into her phone. "Lady, just ragequit! StarClan knows that's what we all do!" Jayfeather (the gamer) called over his shoulder, intent on his Minecraft (no, I don't own Minecraft) Hunger Games (I don't own the Hunger Games, either...). Hollyleaf (the popular girl) snickered over her shoulder, "Yeah, mom! Cool your house, bruh!" Leafpool ignored him and yelled into her phone, "WE ARE DONE, CROWFEATHER!" Throwing her phone across the room, Leafpool let out a long breath and sunk onto the couch. Lionblaze (the sporty kid) walked over to her with a basketball in his hand. "Wanna ball, Leafie?" he asked, dribbling the ball. "Maybe later. Also, don't play basketball in the house, sweetie. The nerve..." she muttered after Lionblaze left. Just then, Squirrelflight came flouncing in while texting on her phone. "Broke up with Crowy again?" she said reassuringly. "Yeah, whatever. Not like he ever cared about me..." Leafpool scowled, looking up at her sister. Squirrelflight smiled. "He cares, don't worry. Think about it... his parents hate you. He said he was at his mom's house, right?" Slowly, Leafpool nodded. "Yeeeees?" "So maybe he was just bluffing it to trick them. You get what I'm saying?" Leafpool slowly smiled. "I get what you're saying..." Squirrelflight grinned back.
Leafpool looked at Squirrelflight closely and said, "You should make a talk show." Squirrelflight looked at her quizzically. "Where did THAT come from?" Embarrassed, Leafpool muttered, "Well, you handle lovey things so well. You could totally help a bunch of cats (and reviewers) with their love lives... I know, it's a stupid idea. Sorry." To Leafpool's surprise, Squirrelflight looked interested. "That's... actually a good idea! I could call over Goldenshine because she has experience with filming... and we could rent the Moonpool Theater! This could be epic!" Puzzled, Leafpool asked, "Wait... so you don't think it's stupid?" "No, dummy, I think it's brilliant! This is perfect! I would be able to help heartbroken cats in need! OMG, this is PERFECT!"
"Can I help, Mom?" Hollyleaf's voice rose above Jayfeather's "What? I got killed by xXTheLagIsRealXx? BUT HE'S A NOOB!" Leafpool ignored them both and said, "I'll call the Star Theater Association Running Clan Love Advice Now (or S.T.A.R.C.L.A.N.) to reserve the Moonpool Theater, get some questions and some answers, and we'll be set!" Squirrelflight nodded enthusiastically. "Let me guess... you want to be on the show, huh?" Leafpool blushed. "Well... was it that obvious?" Squirrelflight said "No," at the same time the kids said "Yes..." Leafpool shot a glare at her kids and nodded at Squirrelflight. "Yes, I want to be on the show..." Squirrelflight smiled half encouragingly, half demonically. "Well then, you can be my assistant."
Ok, so I'm going to update this when I get at least three responses to this message from a heartbroken Clan cat. You guys (the reviewers) have the job of answering the prompt! I'm not a love expert, so I need suggestions from you guys. I'll pick my favorite (though I'm sure all of the responses are great) for Squirrelflight to announce to the heartbroken cat. Also, if you have a heartbroken cat message to submit feel free to! The next "episode" will feature them setting up this show and replying to the message below:
Dear SLTS:
I have had a crush on this tom for the longest time. We used to be in the same Clan, but then he moved Clans to be with his mother (because he's half Clan). We used to like each other when we were in WindClan, but we were too nervous to tell each other. Now that he's in ShadowClan, I wish I had told him back then. I know we aren't supposed to be in relationships with cats from other Clans, but I can't stop thinking about him. I don't know if he likes me back, though. I never see him on any patrols, but I do always see him at Gatherings. I always stare at him, of course. He stares back sometimes, but not too often. I don't know if he still likes me back as much as he did, but I still like him. Maybe even more then before. Please help, Squirrelflight!
Sincerely,
Shimmerlake