"You know, despite that Roxas is your Uke, I think you really are Roxas's bitch, Axel."
Blink.
"...The fuck, Dem?"
"I'm serious, Axel! Roxas really has you on a leash!"
"You're the one to talk, Dem. Zexion, remember?"
"Well...yeah, but Zexy is different!"
"Different how? Both of them are the same, nearly, if at all."
"Nuh-uh! Zexy and Roxy are totally different!"
"Not really. Both of them are emos, if slightly, both of them thinks we're idiots, both of them thinks we're clueless in life lessons. So, pray tell, how are they different?"
"..."
"My thoughts exactly."
"Well, either way, that doesn't excuse you from being Roxas's bitch!"
"Says the guy who takes it up the ass more times then he can count, and has never topped before."
"Yes I have!"
"Once, Demyx. Once."
"But I have an excuse! I'm a perfectedly made Uke! You? You rate Seme! But yet, Roxas has you tied around his finger! What gives?"
"Look, I may be badass, but that doesn't mean I have to be all the time. That's like asking you to lay off the sugar. Or even asking Sora to stop admiring Riku. You can't."
"That's a terrible comparison, Axel."
"It's one I got. Deal with it."
"I still think there's something wrong with your relationship with Roxas."
"Dem?"
"Yeah?"
"Shut up."
"Come on, you can't possibly tell me that you're both Uke and Seme!"
"I didn't. Wanna know why? I don't do bottom. Maybe, once in the month, but never all the time. Unlike you."
"Hey, I enjoy my position!"
"Of course you do. You're not the one doing the work."
"Fuck you, Axel." A pout.
"Oh, don't do that watery-teary eye thing! Do you not know how much trouble I'll get into when you do that?"
A sniffle.
"Please, Dem? Don't make a scene."
"Axel."
"Fuck!"
Axel looked up to see his favorite blond boytoy and Demyx's boyfriend glaring at him.
"What did you do?" Roxas asked, glaring at the redhead. Axel held up his hands as Zexion grabbed Demyx by the arm and then glared at him.
"I'll deal with you later." He said coldly before transporting away with Demyx. Roxas sighed before looking at his older boyfriend.
"Really? You couldn't just tell Dem that you have a soft spot for me? Instead of going through all this trouble and making Dem cry?" He asked. Axel pouted.
"I have an reputation to uphold!"
"What's that, the annoying asshole reputation?"
Sniffle.
"That hurt, Roxy."
A roll of eyes before a kiss to the cheek, and Axel brighten.
"There. Better?"
"Much. Thanks Roxas." Roxas rolled his eyes and smiled.
Oh, the things he does for his little redhead headache.