A pleasant day in central park zoo, as always humans were there to visit like every other day but seem as it seemed a pretty quiet day for visitors, nobody knew why it was just one of those days not every day can be busy.

Skipper was making the most out of this by sitting down on a beach chair relaxing wearing his sunglasses he reached out to a and a smoothie at his side which private had made for him earlier, he took a few small sips until he was satisfied and placed it back on small round table next to him.

Private, Rico and Kowalski were playing truth or dare inside there lair (ha rhymed XD), private had figured it was best not to tell skipper because he would make it ultimate truth or dare and it was already ultimate enough with Rico playing!

It was Kowalski's turn to spin the bottle, it landed on private….

Private: "errrr…. Truth!"

Kowalski figured that private chose truth because he thought it would be much easier and without any consequences he was dared to pull a prank on king Julian by Rico last time they played (thankfully he was quite easy to prank because of well…. How 'un-smart' he is he should be thankful it wasn't Bada and Bing he had to prank) for private it was actually a quite decent prank too. He had been acting strange recently saying "I don't want to watch the telly skipper I just want to lie down" he'd be epically quiet recently as well claiming he didn't feel like going outside too often. Kowalski just figured to push this fact over for now and consider that the last thing private wanted to do is be questioned right now.

-Flashback- (you can skip this it's not necessary) =/

When mort and Maurice had gone to get some things for Julian's smoothies so he was waiting on a seat round there. Private had attached some fruit to a fishing line and made them float. Me and rico listed from under the table.

Fruit ghost (private): "ohhh I am the fruit of the past! I have come to hauuuunt you because of how you put us in smoothie wooo!

Julian: errrm you what? You cannot haunt the king!

Fruit ghost (private): ermm.. OHHH YES I CAN AND YOU WILLL STOP EATING US!

Julian: Ohhh in that case… AHHHHHHH! Talking float-e fruit! GO AWAY WITH YOU! WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME?

Fruit ghost (private): "stop doing smoothies with mangos in them woooo! For a whole week…. wooooo!"

A week! I can't do that! I am tha king I need my mangos!

Fruit ghost (private): Ermmm do it…. or I will contact the sky sprits woooo!

Okay, okay! I don't want to get on tha bad side of the sky sprits that is very bad! Okay I will use tha other fruits!

Fruit ghost (private): wooooo! Good! Thaaaaaank you!

Private giggly at his slightly strange prank, slowly we all started to crawl out from underneath the table so we could skip out but…

-Bang-

RICO- owie!

*GASP* SILLY FLIGHT-LESS BIRDS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING UNDAH THERE?

Private: -hides the fishing line- errmm nothing Julian….Just ermm you know penguin stuff

-we all instantly put on a conversing smiles-

No! You are not convening tha king I am smarter than that!

….. -we all look at each other with slightly worried expressions-

You were trying to get to my smoothie maker because you cannot make good ones yourself! Well be going away! I have just been contacted by ghostly fruits! And I need to figure out what to put in my smoothie except from mangos, or tha sky-sprits will punish me!

So we all gave each other a slightly relived but confused expression, shrugged then quickly flipped out of his habitat.

"Few that was close" private said as we all low fived each other and Rico laughed.

-End of flashback-

Kowalski: "Okay…" (I was trying to think of something private would struggle on when it hit me, not literally speaking of cause)

Kowalski: "Tell me something I don't know" –I smirked at this- (there is no way private could think of something)

Private: errrmmm... errmmmm… -quickly stares to his right where Rico is sat who shakes his head-

Private: –covers beak – - cough-"ris" –sneeze –"iz" cough, cough- "ng" (all those coughs were fake btw)

Kowalski: What... ris iz ng? ….private do try to speak after you've coughed…. it's rude and I can't understand a word you're saying….

Private whispered so quietly Kowalski could barely understand "to the zoo tomorrow…"private finished.

Kowalski had to register this …. He couldn't have said…. no he must have misheard…. he must have pieced it together wrong…. "Doris is coming to the zoo…?"

Did you just sa- "yup" Rico interrupted.

-Kowalski's eyes lit up he looked in silence for a minute- taking it in -he shot up quickly- AAWHHHHH! He squealed like a little school girl with the biggest smile on his face. He jumped up and down then took private up off the ground and squeezed him put him down and then ran up to open the hatch.

"DORIS IS COMING TO THE ZOOO!" He screamed at the top of his lungs.

"Well duh" came from the side of him- skipper still relaxing

Skipper intently –pointed- to near where the polar bear exhibit is and by the side of it was a habit epically for Doris the dolphin

Skipper: "For a scientist you're not very observant … are you?

Kowalski tapped his flippers together guiltily (I've been busy with experiments) but then smiled to himself and decided to ignore the comment smiled…. he shouldn't care what skipper said Doris is coming to the zoo!

-Sorry that it's bad. It's supposed to be like this-

Brackets for thoughts Kowalski: (well that was dumb)

Small lines for things they do -private clapped his flippers- (of course of not done this for things like smiling cause they do that a lot XD) also for the occasional noise affect!

Stars are for noises out of mouths … lol… e.g. - *sigh*

I've purposely stretched out certain words to let them have more affect. I've tried to make private's and Julian's accents see-able if you get me oh and Rico's maniac voice to XD sorry

The rest is details of facial expressions and stuff and some of their actions cause lines do get annoying. Anyway a few asked for this…. sooo yeah . it's bad isn't it never mind I liked writing it even though there are probably loads of mistakes. =)