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PS. I know I suck at typing Eridan's stutter thingy-magig with the W's and such. Bare with me, I just want to write a fan fiction for fun.
"Eridan! Stop!" Karkat demanded to the boy whom was ready to take everything and just throw it away. Perhaps they were not the best of friends, hell, they really weren't even that, however, where Karkat lacked in offering friendship, he always listened. And the hipster teenager looked back to the red-eyed boy, tears streaming down his face with a purple tint to them. Karkat sighed as he approached the other but halted when the other threatened to jump. " No! E-eridan… C-come down here… damn it…. G-get away from the window." He spoke softer than he usually did.
Purple eyes searched in those red ones for the chance the other was insincere in his concern, and he shook his head. " N-no! You stay away! D-damn y-you all! You have no idea what it is like to be me! Just please! D-don't wwatch!" He begged the other, turning his back to him, he was about to push himself from the ledge of the window, when his scarf was pulled, choking him slightly and forcing him back, the taller male fell down and collapsed into the arms of and onto Karkat, whom he in turn, sent crashing to the ground, however, as he went to move, those arms, ones he didn't know were so strong, refused to let him go.
"No ampora! I'm not going to let you do this to yourself, you stupid ass! Damn it I care! and I'm not letting you kill yourself over Captor and Peixes, it isn't worth it!"He was bunt with the other, letting him go, only to move and forcefully pin the male down in a fumbling of arms and legs, fighting on both sides, one to get away, and the other to hold the male down. finally pinning those wrist down from the hysterically screaming and crying boy, Karkat panted and forced the other into a hug despite straddling him. " Shhhh, it's okay Eridan, it's okay damn it…. I care… Okay…. so just, please, don't." Eridan fought against him for only a few moments longer before he went limp in the other's hold, and just let his tears flow, and Karkat smiled softly, a hand rubbing the male's back.
Karkat continued rubbing that back, and as so many words began spilling form the other's mouth, so many curses, word soy anger, resentment, jealousy, sadness, all of it, he listened and stayed. " Eridan, i'm here for you, okay? I…. i'm not the best damned friend to have, i know, but, look, don't do it, okay?" Eridan pulled away from the shorter male and looked up from his sitting position compared to the other, and his mouth was struggling not to let out another sob, cheeks stained form constant tear flow. " Wwhy do you even care about me? Don't you hate me too?"
Karkat shook his head in disagreement to the statement. " Nope. I'm an ass, but not that much of an ass. You haven't done anything to deserve that yet." He smiled to the boy, this eyes so wide, Eridan really wasn't a bad looking kid, he just, was very, well, misunderstood and strange. "Besides, I'm a 'Stupid Land-dweller' right? I don't understand you, and if anything, you are suppose to hate me." he chuckled, feeling the other pull him closer, he gave the male who's face was nuzzling into him an inquisitive look. " I wwas wrong… about you lowbloods." " Nah, only a few of us, ass." Eridan laughed some and looked at the other. " Not s much as you." and Karkat smiled to the other. " Damn straight, now come on, let's get you cleaned up, and this room, I think we need to go get you some comfort food."
They had been living among humans for centuries, and while there was always that obvious difference between them, they got along, for the most part. Walking to the store with Eridan, he made the other pick out several different foods that he enjoyed before paying for them and renting several movies to return to his apartment with, not Eridan's. He was thankful for the strange human's way of comforting others, seeming to work on his, friend he supposed was the word. Eridan seemed much happier just to have someone listening to him the whole time.
A thing that really set trolls apart, is that they did not, persay understand the sexuality terms of humans, simply enjoying their quadrant system. Karkat being happy with his mostly filled quadrants, Gamzee Makara was the only troll that mad this head spin, because he could never place where they really were relation wise, stuck between considering them Moirails, and maybe even possible Matesprits, he threw that idea away awhile ago from the other going into a matespriteship with Tavros Nitram, to which he was very happy for his friend.
Arriving to his apartment, he let the other in first, and it wasn't messy, but, it wasn't spotless either, there were a few things laying around in the living room the our opened up too. but really, it was just because of all the games Karkat played in his free time and days off. " Make yourself at home, and here ya go." He threw the highblood troll a pint of ice-cream they picked out and eventually returned with spoons, his own ice-cream, and drinks. the rest of the things presumably placed in the fridge and icebox to keep cool. the bag of movies next to eridan, after a spoon and soda taken form the other, a free hand grabbed the bag and moved it to sit next to the other. "Alright, now what do we wanna watch first? I vote Harry Potter and the deathly Hollows Parts 1 and 2 !" Eridan's eyes lit up. " That sounds great! Then wwwe should start on the " Lord of the Rings" series next!" Karkat chuckled. " woah slow down tiger, we might be asleep after these, but tell you what, tomorrow, definitely!" Eridan simply nodded and Karkat got up once more to put the movie in his game system, waiting for the previews to pass, he got comfortable next to the male.
Eridan and Karkat popped their ice-cream open together, and next thing you knew, they were munching on the ice-cream and talking about their problems for the first movie's entirety. when the second was put in, the ice-cream was gone or melted and tossed away, and they had gotten a blanket, stating no red-romming was going on at that moment, since they were so close, enjoying the movie, however, all that crying seems dot have made Eridan tire,d and Karkat's insomnia finally bring him to his brink, by the end of the movie, the two boys were asleep together on the large couch of the mutant blood troll's.
Morning rolled around and the two war enow lazily flopped together, karat laying down, Eridan's head was on the other's stomach and glasses knocked to the floor, they seemed rather peaceful together. however, they were awoken to Gamzee Makara looking none to pleased at the presence of the other troll so close to Karkat. " What is this mouthafucker doing here!?" He demanded expecting them both too awaken, and sure enough they did. Karkat sitting up, forcing Eridan too, his cheeks burned bright red. " what's it too you? We had a movie night, that's all. He wasn't feeling good, decided to let him come chill." Eridan was so flustered with his purple blush on his face, knowing full well he had slept on the couch with the other, and it was quite the comfortable sleep, forever a hopeless Rom-mantic, he searched for his glasses, which Karkat picked up and handed to the boy with out a word.
Gamzee still didn't seem so pleased with the other's words. " What do you mean, what is it too me? You have the Rom-crazed fucking troll in your room, sleeping on top of you so comfortable and cozy as if you two were fucking matesprits." he stated bluntly to the other. Karkat rolled his red eyes to the boy. " Oh please, you sound like a jealous human. What the hell are you doing in my apartment so early in the morning, and now that I think about it, how the hell did you get in here?" He inquired in annoyance.
Eridan watched the two converse back and forth and then spoke up. " I can leave if you need me too." Which got him two simultaneous answers form the trolls. " No, Stay!" Karkat spoke, but Gamzee growled. " Yes go!" The two looked at each other, and Eridan swore lightening went between the two in their tension. " I… I'm just gonna go, i'll see you later Karkat… u-uh… text me fi you still wwwant to, y-you know. Bye." And Eridan was quick to ge tup and leave considering he only brought himself, ignoring Karkat's protest, when he closed the door, he heard Karkat's loud cursing, all the way down the street he was sure.
It was about 4 hours later that Eridan finally received a phone call, and he was just getting out of the shower. " hello, wwho is this?" Considering he didn't look at the caller ID when he picked up, he was sure the heard what sound alike a sigh of relief. " Hey Eridan, it's Karkat. sorry about earlier, that was a hell of a conversation to have you leave for. I'm glad your okay." Eridan perked a brow. " Wwhy wwouldn't I be- Don't answer that." Karkat laughed and then a thought struck Eridan. " Karkat, hows did you know I wwas going to…. you know" Karkat perked a brow and then sighed calmly. " People listen more then you think, and a lot of us, pay attention to the things you post, especially me." "Oh…" The highblood blushed again but a smile was on his face nonetheless. " Soooooo, I heard you like mud kips." " Fuck you ampora!" Karkat hung up and Eridan snickered.