Anime Pwns You: I have had this idea for this story since last month. *whispers* I always wondered what it would be like if Ichigo and Hichigo had a daughter. I know she will be kick ass! Hichi isn't going to be too happy at first. *smirks*
Hichigo: What was that? *looks suspiciously*
Anime Pwns You: Oh, it's nothing…just read the disclaimer thingy. *smirks*
Hichigo: *stares at her* Fine… She does not own Bleach or I would be more kick ass than Ichi.
Ichigo: Hey! *glares*
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The New Kurosaki
Chapter 1: WTF
"WHAT THE HELL OLD MAN!" yelled a very pissed off hollow while glaring daggers at a dumbfounded Isshin.
"Don't look at me I didn't do it, Ichigo did! Haven't you heard of the term 'Don't shoot the messenger'?!" He panicked holding out his hands in case he was attacked by the angry hollow. Ichigo wasn't much help at the moment since he fainted at the information give to him only moments ago.
Hichigo practically sprang from the examining table that he was seated upon to where Ichigo lay motionless on the floor. Hichigo grabbed his shirt and proceeded to shake the shit out of the now conscious Ichigo. "What the hell did you do?!" he continued to shake him.
"Ba..baby…cal..calm down.." he shuttered while being shaken to death.
"Baby my ass!" he screamed shaking harder.
"I'm…sorry…can't…breath…" He stops shaking him and stood up as realization sunk in.
"How am I pregnant?! I'm a dude! What the hell! A dude!" he ranted trying to make sense of the whole situation.
"A dude with a female reproduction system." Isshin matter-a-factly added. He couldn't help but crack a smile.
"Nobody asked you!" he hissed pointing at him. Ichigo had just regained himself and stood up. Hichigo turned his head away and pouted "You guys are asses." he huffed.
"Awe…don't be that way. You'll finally have someone you can relate to and stuff." Ichigo coaxed still keeping his distance so he wouldn't get his ass kicked.
"That's true." he couldn't help like the idea of having a kid that he could connect with and hang out with.
"I'm guessing that hollow pregnancies are different?" Isshin asked raising an eyebrow.
"There about the same except they are 6 months instead of 9." Hichigo replied.
"If that's the case you're about a month through." Isshin smiled.
Five months before the madness begins…
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Anime Pwns You: Yay madness! *Spins in chair* Sorry that it was short.
Ichigo: *Laughs and points at Hichigo* You bottomed!
Anime Pwns You:*Laughs so hard falls out of chair*
Hichigo: Shut up!*glare* Wait…you wrote the story! *points at her* I'll kill you!
Anime Pwns You: Shit. *Books it down hallway, Hichigo chases*
Ichigo: Be careful! *shout at them, then sighs* Please review…her life depends on it.
Anime Pwns You: Ichigo control your woman! Help me damnit!