My friend and I made a Random Twilight Note in Class because it was Field Day! We watched Twilight in class and boys were watching it. One got mad because we had to leave and turn it off. But we finish tomorrow. I asked the teacher if we can watch the hottie guy parts and then the kiss part but everyone wanted to watch it all! Then my other teacher came in (Mr. Kondisko), and I said, "Move Kondy! You're blocking the Hotties!"
Me- Bold
Gabby- Regular
Joanna- Italics
Edward gets turned into a Elfand Bella gets changed into a Genie, Edward and Bella mate and have a sponge-bob.
Craig gets a fish and calls it Nemo and his fish, Nemo mates with a carrot.
They produce a Cornhole.
Cornhole and Sponge-bob have Cheese kids together and produce 5 more later. They have a Tv Show called "Jump On It!" (Not Family Friendly Folks!)
Graphic pictures may not be suitable for children under the corn hole age.
Bella and Edward produce 3 straight and 5 gay sponge-bobs. They were so proud and then watched the Cornhole channel, 56.
Jump on it won all the awards at the MTV movie awards!
Konda-lisa-rice was the host and was 1 of the Zero stars.
How are Edward and Bella doing?They have more Sponge-bobs.
And now a hobo lives in Edward's pants.
What?! How did a hobo get there and why r we off topic again?
P.S. (Cornhole?) ___________ yes no_______________
(Check one.)
Idk. But Guess What?
What? Jace is gay and Christian (Boy in my class) and Powell have 2 kids. Alex (Boy), Cody (Girl, yes everyone knows he is a boy, but in here he's a girl, almost typed girk! And Jace is James in another one of my stories, when they r in a boy band! ASK FOR A PREVIEW!!!!!)
No.
What then?
The Hobo population in Edward's pants has increased since 1992.
How does little Eddie C deal and how do B and E have sex?!?!
…Very Carefully.
Disgusting, no ST and SC, God!
Well you wanted to know! So, back to the story.
The Hobos liked their home, and invited their fairy friends to live with them. (Sorry, not fairy, but my mom was there so I changed it! Message me to see what the real thing was, and if you don't know what ST and SC is!)
Eww Guess what?
What?
Swag is gay and he is a brand of clothing. (Swag is a kid in my class whose real name is Brian.)
I knew that. What about Old Spice Swagger, though?
That too! ( She mis-spelled too, she put to. I had to fix it for her! But anyway, back to the story!)
Okkahhy then! Billy has beem rumored gay w/ Jacob and Charlie and Waylon and Harry and Seth
Aren't they technically related because Jacob and Ren causing Charlie to be related to Jake and Billy and Jake is a wolf like Seth and Seth was conceived be Harry.
……… S-sure? But anyway, Enchilada Time!
Three Days Grace and Twilight Rules!!! TEAM JACOB SUCKS BALLS!!
Exactly! Someone who gets it!
But get back to the story
Now!
What happens to Nemo and the Carrot??!
They have Fish-Carrot hybrids
DUH! Think Alice! (She is Esme, I'm Alice!)
How about Fish + Carrot = Farrot Kids!
Think Esme!
Don't back-sass me Alice. I'm your motherly figure you come to for help, where is Ren at? Aww shit B and E are going to be pissed!
Idk. And you forgot one thing!
What?
Ur an Old Saggy Granny! (I always call her that since Renesmee is her Grand daughter!)
Mary-Alice Brandon Whitlock-Hale Cullen
Sorry Mommy!