I don't own Mario.

This is just a crazy dream I once had. I'm not sure what the point of it is sooo... yeah keep reading. Reviews appreciated. If I have any more crazy dreams I will make more chapters. *.* No I mean when I have more crazy dreams... My dreams are always insane... It's just a matter of the fan part in fanfiction. o(-)o

Grab an Egg!

I looked over at Birdo and she looked back. I looked at Toad and he looked back too.

We charged.

"AHHHH!" All three of us screamed.

We charged through the thick swarms of hypnotized Toads clustering around us.

Birdo screamed at me, "I don't have an Egg!"

"Grab an Egg! There are some on that bush over there!" I screamed back at her.

She waddled through the Toads swarming around her. They didn't have anything to injure us with. So they were just a nuisance. Really, how did Mario not think to give them something?

Toad yelled, "Daisy! I can't find my toaster!"

I frowned, "It's no use! They're immune to toast! You'll have to get some Eggs!"

He looked at me and spit out some orange juice.

I broke into the castle walls. There was nothing there!

"Birdo!" I screamed. Suddenly she fell on me and yelled, "My foot is on fire!"

I looked around. There were no Toads here. So we ran outside.

There were thousands of Toads here and they had weapons like Eggs and Bubble Wands. Suddenly a Toad popped out and stabed our Toad with the Bubble Wand.

He screamed, "NoOOOOoooOOOooOOoOO!" And then he turned into one of them.

Birdo screamed, "NO! He had my good spatula!"

Then I whipped out my safe and swung it down on a Toad. "Birdo! You can still use your waffle power on them!"

Birdo screamed, "Okay! All toads! You will now be my waffle servants!"

The Toads suddenly were not fighting or hypnotized. "YAY!" They all screamed.

We suddenly were in the middle of Peach's castle. Toads were everywhere. On the chandelier, the tables, and the other Toads.

They all started laughing and ran to their houses.

Our Toad looked at me and said, "Forward march."

I looked at him and said, "Okay."

We marched up to Peach's Bedroom and opened the door.

We were now in Mario's Castle. There was lave flowing from the ceiling and classical music playing. Birdo looked at me and said, "I still have an Egg! I'm going to use it!"

She threw the egg into the lava. Nothing happened.

Birdo frowned, "Awww..."

Then Mario appeared in front of us and yelled, "Congratulations! You are the forty second visitor to my castle! As a prize you get this Princess Peach and a brand new EXPLOSIVE COMPUTER!"

"Yay..." We droned and took they stuff and left for home.

Then I screamed, "Oh no! Mario took my clothes!"

Toad laughed, "He took mine too!"

So we went back to Mario's Castle and took back the clothes. Then we said "Poof!" and dissapered into magical shining flutes.

I don't know... Strange huh. Please review. The anonymous review is on.

Thanks! ~Shilo Burbans