From those sick and twisted wierdies who brought you The University Story, So What's Normal Supposed To Be Again and Tsuta, Tsume and Yes, comes a new, stranger fanfic…
A Bleached Armageddeon
By Inuyoshie, who doesn't own Bleach.
Chapter One: Silencio
El Siquiatra
I woke up one morning, and It had happened.
Mom and dad weren't around. Now this is fairly usual, for Dad usually drops Mom off at her work early in the morning. But when I went into my little sisiter Sophie's room, she wasn 't there. My natural big sister instincts began to kick in, and I started tearing apart the house, looking for her. Final, with worry gnawing at my gut like an insatiable worm, I took a shower and waited for Dad to come home.
He never did.
At seven o clock, when I usually leave to walk to school, I left a note explaining that I was at school and to call me when someone came back. I even left my cellphone number, and actually took the device to school with me, even though cell phones are not allowed.
Walking to school, I saw no one. There were no cars driving on the streets, although they were parked on the road and some were even just stopped in the middle of the street, there were no people, no lights on in houses. The street lights were on, but that was it. I hated it. The world was way too quiet. So when my cellphone rang, I jumped into the air. My heart pounding and adrenaline rushing though my veins, I picked it up. It was Aja, my best friend. I was a little dissapointed, hoping it was Dad, but I hit the green call button and listened.
"Hey," I said shakily.
"Ruki-chan… are you okay? " Aja asked me.
"Ashe… n o one's here. Everybody is gone…" I replied. "There aren't even people out on the streets and stuff!"
"Yeah, I know. Mom and Dad and Wren and Zoe are gone too. Where are you?" Aja asked me.
"Uh, I'm on my way to school…" I replied.
"Don't bother. I got a call from Nikky saying that no one is at school… the lights aren't even on and all of the doors are locked," Aja told me. "Head over to my place,"
"Okay," I nodded. "… Aja…"
"Yeah?"
"I'm scared," I said quietly.
"I know… so am I. It's funny… you'd think I woudn't miss my bastard of a dad… but I kinda do," Aja laughed bitterly.
"Yeah, and I miss Sophie," I nodded.
"Well, I'll see you in a few," Aja told me.
"Yeah… bye,"
It took ten minutes of me listening to various Nickleback songs on high blast before I stopped shaking. Of course, by then I was almost at Aja's house. She lives right by Lake Michigan, and about twelve blocks away from my house. I usually walk twelve blocks to get to school anyway, so walking the distance didn't bother me. The snow that fell on the ground did however- because we had gotten two inches over night, and no one shoveled. One eerie thing was though- some places were shoveled. It was as if everybody just vanished while in the middle of shoveling, for there were some places where the snow was shoveled only on the steps leading from a house, and a random shovel lay in the snow. What, did like , the rapture happen and all that was left was Aja, Nicole and myself to survive the earth? Tears were in my eyes by now as I walked up to Aja's house and rang the door bell. Bingo, their black lab, wasn't there barking. I had been so pre-occupied in my Dad that I didn't think about the ferrets and our cat and the snake and the birds and the fish… I guess they are all gone too. I composed myself as Aja answered the door. She looked at me with tiered grey eyes and let me in.
"Hey, Ruki… you look upset," she remarked.
"I guess I am," I nodded, walking inside and taking off my boots. My feet hurt like hell from all the trudging through snow. I glanced over at Nicole, who was sitting on the couch, eating chips.
"Hey Maddie," she greeted.
"Hey Nikky," I nodded. "So do you know if any of our other peeps survived?"
"I called Heather, no response. I called Mekenzi, no response either. Same with Aj, same with Dakota, same with everybody," Aja said sadly. "No one else is here,"
"So what do we do now?" Nicole asked.
"We could try to find out what happened to everybody," I voulenteered.
"Yes… but wouldn't things be better without so many people?" Aja asked us. "I mean really, think about it. No more bitchy teachers, no more horrible parents, no more pricks at school…"
"Yes, but no more anime, no more awesome food cooked by adults, no more books, no more movies, no more electricity… I mean, you guys are my best of friends, but won't it get boring seeing the same three people for ever? And Aja- you can't really have kids anymore, unless somehow we discover a way to procreate without men," I pointed out. Aja frowned.
"Yes, but-"
"And besides, finding out where the other people went will give us something interesting to do," Nicole pointed out.
"Yeah!" I agreed.
"Okay… so… what do you all think happened?" Aja asked.
"Well, on my way here, I saw some partially shoveled sidewalks and mysterious shovels just laying in the snow… that would suggest that It happened recently," I pointed out.
"And all the animals are gone too… but it can't be like some kind of illness or anything like that, because we would see bodies and stuff," Niocle added.
"And only us are left… so what do we three have in common that the rest of the world doesn't?" Aja mused.
"I dunno… we're weird?" I suggested lamely.
"Hm… we're different… we don't think like others do… we don't see things like others do…" Aja murmered.
"Eh, to broad," I muttered, thinking hard.
"This sucks," Aja announced, going on the internet.
"Nyaa, can you find some good music? My brain can't function without it," I grumbled.
"Yeah," Nicole agreed.
"Wait- how is the Internet still working?" I demanded.
"Power generators," Aja replied calmly, going on YouTube and looking at her favorites. "Wait-what the hell?"
"Wh? What's wrong?" Nicole asked.
"There's no Bleach!" Aja whined.
"No more Bleach? Egads!" I squeaked. "The world actually has come to an end!"
"Wher's meh Bleach…" Aja whined. Nicole ran off to the laundry room and came back with a bottle of bleach.
"Here ya go, Aja," Nicole grinned, offering Aja the bottle.
"Nyaa!" Aja whined, banging her head on a wall. "The world as we know it has come to an end!"
"Hm… wo what on earth do we do now?" Nicole mused, looking out a window.
Inuyoshie's super special after the chapter… uh… special!
Hallo hallo beautiful people, and welcome to my first Bleach fanfic!
El Siquiatra means 'The Psychologist' I hope… that will make more sense later.
I suppose you all want some statistics…
Like the pairings…
And when Bleach is actually going to come into play here…
Well… the pairings are very obvious once you come across Nicole's. Here's pretty much jumps off the page and bites you in the ass…
As for the Bleach-y-ness, that will happen next chapter.
So, until next chapter!
Chapter Two: La Hija de el infierno!