Introduction:
This is a story that's going to battle teams of super hero against each other and is meant to be funny with a lot of jokes at everyone's expense. Although there will be some that take more jokes then other's, like 'Charmed'. I don't really like the show and I'm going to be hitting them hard, so if you're a fan of them, this isn't the story for you.
There is also going to be two celebrities in the story that are from another my other stories and not from the real world. Well one is from the story and the other isn't in it, just from the same reality. Britney Spears will make a few comments about knowing Buffy and living in England, that because she the Britney from 'Tides of Darkness' (and of course, Scoobies and Wrestlers) and not the real one. And no, I'm not going to make reference to this story in that story. Let's just say, everyone's memory of this event is going to be erased after. Two other people that might show up in this story that's from 'Tides of Darkness' and the other story are Robert Porter (Which is a made up character) and Calla Porter (Which is a remade Character from another show). Ashton Cucher isn't in the story but from the same reality. Also this takes place a few months before the story begins.
Next, there's Team Dark Angel and the problem I had was thinking of team members, there's Max, Logan, Alec, and…I couldn't come up with the last two. I know there's plenty of characters on the show I could have picked, but none seemed to fit (or I just didn't want to use them) so I made up two characters. First there's Biggs, he's a transgenic, well built with brown hair and eyes and good at mechanics, then there's Ariel, she basically looks like Megan Fox (for fun, you could say she played by her) expected with red air and she's also a transgenic. (For those who don't know who Megan Fox is, she's that hot girl from Transformers the movie). Oh and by the way, Max's virus, the one that doesn't allow her to touch Logan, has been temporary neutrals for this contest.
What are they competing for; first place is a huge trophy that declaring them the best, a million dollars each, a small increase in there skill, like becoming a stronger slayer, or a little smarter or increase in their magic skill. Second will get a slightly small trophy and a half a million dollars to be split and third will get a small trophy and no money. Those who are working the contest will be getting paid money.
Last, even though it seems like a contestant can get killed or is killed, no one can actually die in this story. Think of it as taking place in a reality where you can't die and the danger isn't real. But even better, try not to think of it too much about it and just have fun, because this story isn't meant to be taken serious, it meant to have fun.
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone that isn't a made up character, they all are owned by whoever came up with them so please don't sue.
BATTLE
OF
THE SUPER HERO STARS
The Dinner Before
It was the night before the big contest and all the people involved were gathered in a luxurious banquet hall enjoying a grad dinner before the show begins tomorrow. The contestants, announcers, and the interviews were all there. There were all kinds of foods and drinks and something for everyone. Each team had their own personal table as did the every one else involved.
At the bar, both drinking a beer, was Spike from Team Slayer and Wolverine, from Team X-Men.
"So, mate, it must come in handy having blades pop out of your hands" Spike said and then took a sip from his beer
"Yep" Wolverine responded and took a sip of his beer
"As far as I go, my teeth get sharp"
"I know, bub, I came smell you"
"Smell me, what, do I have an odor problem?"
"No, you just smell like a vampire" Wolverine said and then drank the rest of his beer down.
At one of the tables, the two on field interviewer, Britney Spears and Ashton Cucher, were talking. Well, Ashton was talking and Britney was looking for someone.
"So where did you disappear to all that time back? Its like you dropped of the face of the earth" Ashton said
"Uh, what, oh, I'm living in England now" Britney answered and then saw the person she was looking for
"Where and why?"
As Britney was getting up she says "It's…private" then walks away
"Whatever"
Buffy, the leader of Team Slayer, was walking back to her teams table, with two plates of food. One for her and one for a friend, who was also a team member
Buffy hears a female's voice behind say "hi", she stops and turns around to see a woman who she recognizes as Britney Spears.
Buffy, a little confused response by saying "hi" back
"You might not know me"
"I know who you are"
"Oh, I mean…you've never meet me or the me from your reality, earth…or whatever, but in mine, we're…friends"
"Okay…so how did you meet my other self?" Buffy asked
"At a wrestling event"
"Then your Buffy likes wrestling"
"You could say that" Britney said, then there was a moment of silence
Finally Britney says "So maybe we could hang sometime"
Buffy nods her head and says "Okay"
"Well, I'm going to…get some food" Britney said and then heads to the tables containing all the food
Buffy turns back around and continues heading to her table "Weird, then again, all this is weird"
At another table, the two commentators, Jim Ross and Jerry 'The King' Lawler from the WWE, were sitting, talking and eating.
"J.R., look, look" Lawler said excitingly and points "don't you thinks she would make a beautiful Diva on Raw"
J.R. stops eating his steak and looks up to see what Lawler is talking about. He sees a dark hair woman wearing dark clothes "That's Max, the leader of Team Dark Angel"
"I don't care what her name is, what I care about is that nice back end of heir's"
"Lawler, get you head out of the clouds"
Max was sitting at her table talking with another of her teammates, Logan, when she heard someone familiar call to her; she turns in her seat to see another teammate, Alec.
Alec sits next to her and asks "What's with this name of ours, Dark Angel?"
"It's one that the produces of this contest gave us since I couldn't think of one" Max answered
"Yeah, well, then why do you get to be leader?"
Logan answers this one "because the rest of us voted her as leader, and you, the only one, voted for yourself"
Each team was aloud to bring friends and family along to watch and cheer for them, two friends of Team Slayer, were about to find out that the other was here as they both bump into each other.
"You!" they both say at the same time
"Xander, What are you doing here?" Angel said
"I could ask the same of you" Xander responses "Wait, you're not on the team, are you?"
"No, I'm here as a guest" Angel answered
"So am I"
"Okay"
"Fine"
"So, we're at an understanding"
"I guess we are"
Standing near the buffet table, were two contestants from different teams talking, Triple H from Team Hulkamania and Krillin from Team Dragon Ball.
"So we were going to have Kurt Angle on our team" Triple H said "But he was throwing a fit about not being team leader, so we threw him off and took Chris Jericho instead. However, it ready doesn't matter who we replaced him with, because as long as I'm on the team, we'll kick ass"
"Wow" Krillin said "Who are you again?"
Triple H looks directly at him and says "I'm Triple H, little man" 'Little man' wasn't so much an insult as it was a fact. Krilin was about half the size of Triple H.
"Okay" Krillin still didn't know him, it wasn't his fault. There wasn't a WWE in his world
"I'm the Game, the King of King, the" as Triple H went on with all the names he has, it made Krilin think 'Wow, he sure has a lot of names, maybe I should get a second one.
Stephanie McMahon, a guest from Team Hulkamania, was walking to the restroom. Just a few seconds ago, she was talking with two other team members. Giles, from Team Slayer, and a blue furred beast named…well, Beast from Team X-Men. Even though, he looked like a beast, he was every intellectual.
On the way to the women's restroom, Stephanie passes by the Men's restroom. As she passes by, the door to the men's restroom opens and a weird smelling smoke comes out. Steph stops when she sees RVD from Team Hulkamania walk out. RVD's eyes were half glazed over.
"Hey, Steph, it's me, R…V…D" RVD said to Steph
"I know who you are" Steph said back
RVD was surprised "Wow, you do; then maybe you can tell me"
"Ah, yeah, look I bet you're hungry right now, so why don't you go get something to eat"
"Wait! I am hungry! You're like some all seeing, all knowing person"
"Yeah, sure, now go eat"
"Sure thing, o'wise one" RVD said and then heads towards the food
Back at the competitor's table, J.R. and Lawler continued to eat until they were approached by a contestant.
"Excuse me" it was Pheobe from Team Charmed "I need to talk to you about a problem with our team"
"What seem to be the problem, Ms?" Lawler asked while looking at her breasts
"Yeah, he's the problem" Pheobe points to a tall man wearing an expensive suit
"Who, Nip Tuck" Lawler said
"That's Cole, a member of your team" J.R. said
"No, he's my ex and he's also very evil" Pheobe said "he can't be on our team"
"Look, Ms, each team has to have five member, no more, no less. Unless you can find a replacement, which has to be someone from your reality, there is nothing we can do" J.R. said
"Who am I suppose to find?" Pheobe asked
"Well, do you have any guests with you?" J.R. asked
Pheobe looks down towards the floor and answers "No"
"Well, then there is nothing I can do"
Else where in the room, two team members from the same team were arguing, Cyclops from team X-Men and the leader of that team, Storm.
"It's not right, I should be leader, not you" Cyclops argued
"Scott, like I said before, the rest of the team voted for me" Storm tried to reason "But if it makes you feel better, I voted for you"
"Well this is how it's going to be, if I don't become leader; then I don't play"
"Scott, you don't mean that"
"Yes, I do"
"Uh, excuse me" Britney said as she walks up to the two "I couldn't help but over hear, and I think I might have an answer to your problem…if you would like to hear it"
"Yes, child, please explain" Storm said
Opening Day
The next morning, the beginning celebration was in progress. It took place in an arena that looked like a basketball arena. However there were a few differences, like it was a little larger, and there were no hoops on either side of the arena. There were six benches, three on each side; one for each team after they were introduced. At one end of the arena was a Smackdown style entrance for the teams to come threw.
The arena was jammed packed and there were people everywhere holding signs in support of their favorite hero. At the moment, the opening performance, The Cure, was finishing up their song 'More Than This'. Once the song was finished, a fireworks display goes off and then everything turns over to the commentators, J.R. and Lawler, who were at a booth that resembles the one they use on RAW.
J.R.: Welcome ladies and gentleman to the Battle of the Super Hero Stars! Where teams of you favorite Super Heroes battle it out threw a number of contest to determine who the best is and for the grand prize. Hello ever one, I'm good old J.R. and this is my partner, Jerry 'The King' Lawler
Lawler: Thank you, J.R., it's great to be here, and this guarantees to be one hell of a show. And I'm not just saying that because of the amount of money I'm being paid.
J.R.: I'm sure you're being paid a lot King. Now about the show, each team will compete in a number of contests. Each contest will have points rewarded based on how they do.
Lawler: Down the line, the team with the lowest points will be cut and some time after, another team with the lowest points will be cut, because in the final match there will be only four teams. Now we aren't saying when the cut will come so the lowest point team at the time will always keep fighting and giving it their best. Because the last thing we want is last place team being so far down, knowing a cut is coming and just giving up next round.
J.R.: Also, let it be known that even though the teams will be put in situations where it seems like someone could die, no one can actually be killed in this contest. If they receive what is usually a death blow, they will just be eliminated from the round and be transported back to the team's locker room alive and well. They won't even feel any pain from the blow. Well, not much anyways and there is the one on one fight round.
Lawler: So, don't worry; none of your favorite heroes are actually in danger.
J.R.: Now with that said, let's give it over to Ms. Spears so she can introduce the teams
In the middle of the arena, Britney stood with a microphone in hand
Britney: Thank you J.R. and King, and now with out further ado, let's introduce the teams. Beginning with Team Dragon Ball, First he's the team leader and the first to master the power of being a super saiyan, give it up for…GOKU!
Goku walks out to a cheering audience. Goku smiles and waves back. Some people were holding signs that said 'Goku Rocks'. After waving to the crowed, Goku takes a seat on his team's bench.
Britney: Next, he's the prince of saiyans, let's hear it for…VEGETA!
As Vegeta walks out, the audience cheers, but they cheer out of fear, because they knew how powerful and bad tempered he was. Vegeta didn't wave to the crowd or anything; he just walks to the bench and sits next to Goku.
Britney: Now, for the green man who is Goku's worst enemy and greatest ally…PICCOLO!
Piccolo walks out and even though he was a green muscular alien, he wasn't the only alien; there were a few different types of aliens in the audience. The crowd cheers for him, but he follows the way Vegeta walked out and just heads for the bench.
Britney: Next, a man that proves that size doesn't matter because you may be bigger, he'll still kick you butt…Krillin!
Krillin walks out to cheers and he smiles and waves back before taking a seat.
Britney: And for the finally member of Team Dragon Ball, he's Vegeta's son from the future…TRUNKS!
Trunks walks out, waves a little to the cheering crowd and then takes a seat.
Britney: Ladies and gentleman, let's hear it for Team Dragon Ball!
Lawler: You know, J.R., Team Dragon Ball is favored to take this championship
J.R.: Well, they do have some powerful fighters, but not all the contests are about who's the better fighter
Britney: Now, ladies and gentleman, it is time to bring to you…TEAM X-MEN!
The audience went into an uproar of cheering.
J.R.: Well, this is a fan favorite team
Britney: Introducing first, the team leader, the mistress of weather…STORM!
Storm didn't walk out; instead she flows out and heads towards her bench
Britney: Next, he's the man with the indestructible bones…WOLVERINE!
Wolverine heads out smoking a cigar.
"Uh, Mr. Wolverine, you can't smoke in the arena" Britney said
"You going to make me put it out, princess" Wolverine said as he walks up to her
"Wolverine!" Storm yells at him from the bench "Put out the cigar, leave the child alone, and take your seat"
Wolverine, not one to disobey Storm, puts out the cigar and takes his seat.
Britney: Continuing on, next, he's got the look of a wild beast and a genius that rivals Albert Einstein…BEAST!
Beast come out, does a few flips and then heads to the bench
Britney: Next, he's the rage'in cajin from New Orleans…GAMBIT!
Gambit heads out, walks up to Britney; takes her hand and kisses it "Thanks for the introduction, chere" he then heads for the bench.
Britney was blushing for awhile but then remembers she had a task at hand
Britney: Uh, okay, and finally, he's the friendly neighborhood Spiderman, the wall clawer himself…SPIDERMAN!
Spiderman swings out on his webbing and the audience goes wild, cheer and chanting his name.
Lawler: Wait a minute! Spiderman isn't an X-Man, he isn't even a mutant. Cyclops is suppose to be the last member, where is he?
J.R.: Well, I've just been informed that Cyclops quite the team, do to a disagreement and Spiderman was upgraded from guest to teammate
Lawler: but still, he's not an X-Man and I do know that there are other X-men around as guests, why couldn't they use one of them
J.R.: I don't know, Lawler, but even though he's not an X-man, he has teamed with them before. Besides, listen to the crowd, they love him
The audience was all chanting 'Spiderman, Spiderman!'
"Thank you, Thank you" Spiderman said "I love each and everyone of you, but only as a friend"
"Yo, Spiderman" Wolverine yelled "Stop being such a pre-madonna and take your seat!"
"Sure thing, Wolvie" Spiderman said back and took his seat
Britney waits 30 seconds for the cheers to die down and then continues.
Britney: Ladies and gentleman, TEAM X-MEN!
Lawler: So, J.R., What do you think of Team X-Men?
J.R.: I think they're a well rounded team
Lawler: I still don't think it's fair that Spiderman is on the team
J.R.: Let it go, King
Britney: It's now time to bring out our third Team, Team Charmed! Starting with the leader, she has the power to freeze you in time or blow you up with the wave of her hands…PIPER!
As Piper heads out, the cheering that was there for Team X-Men dies down to a mild clapping.
Piper confused by the lack of cheering, takes a seat.
Lawler: Wow, I guess not a fan favorite
Britney: Okay, next, the sister of Piper, a girl that sees your future if she touches a personal possession…PHEOBE!
Pheobe came out to a little more then her sister, but not much more of a clapping. In fact the clapping was still mild enough to hear some guy yell out "Show us your tits!"
Pheobe angrily searches for the guy who said it as she heads for her seat.
In the audience, front row just behind Team Slayer's bench, were Xander and Angel
Xander leans over to Angel and says "Oh, this is turning painful"
Angel nods in agreement.
Britney: Uh, well…Next, the final sister, the girl who is half white lighter and half witch…PAIGE!
Paige came out to the same amount of clapping as Piper did.
Lawler: Thank god, there are only two more members to go
J.R.: Hopefully they will get a better greeting
Britney: Next, the man who will be there to help you when you call his name…LEO!
Leo didn't walk; instead a blue orb of light came from the back entrance and forms, in the middle of the arena, into Leo. Leo got a little better greeting then the sisters.
J.R.: Well, that wasn't so bad
Lawler: Yeah, but it wasn't good either
Britney: And for the final member of Team Charmed, he's the Source, a deadly demon assassin, and a lawyer. Try and figure out which is more evil, lets heard it for…COLE!
Flames appear just pass the entrance and it forms into Cole. He got a pretty good greeting from the audience. The guy who yelled 'Show us your tits' at Pheobe, yells "you go, Nip Tuck"
J.R.: See, this team does have a favorite
Lawler: The lawyer
J.R.: What?
Lawler: I think the lawyer is more evil
J.R.: For once, I agree with you King
Britney: Ladies and gentleman…TEAM CHARMED!
J.R.: Team Charmed has some powerful magic behind them, but that's all they have
Lawler: Yeah, like Team Dragon Ball, they're a one sided team
Britney: Now, time to bring out my personal favorite team…TEAM SLAYER!
The audience once again when into its uproar of cheers.
J.R.: Looks like another fan favorite
Britney: Starting first with the team leader, she's the bogyman's bogyman, let's hear for…BUFFY!!
As Buffy comes out to her loving audience, the guy who heckle Pheobe, was about to yell 'show us your tits' to Buffy, but Buffy spots him just in time and gives him a deadly look. The guy reconsiders and sits down quietly.
As Buffy takes her seat and the cheering dies down some, she hears two familiar voices behind her.
"Buffy rules!"
"Buffy the best!"
"Buffy going to take this Championship!"
"Buffy all the way!"
Buffy turns around with an amused look and sees her friends, Xander and Angel, sitting in the front row.
"Nice to know I have my own personal cheerleaders" Buffy said
"We're here for you Buffy" Xander said
Britney: Next up, he once fought for the forces of evil, he now fights for the forces of good, lets hear it for…SPIKE!
Spike heads out, waves to the cheering crowd and then sits next to Buffy. He then takes out a cigarette from his jacket and is about to light it, but sees the look he is getting from Buffy and decides to put it back in his jacket.
Britney: Next, she's a genius and a powerful witch…WILLOW!
Willow walks out, a little embarrassed by the large amount of cheering she's receiving and quickly makes it to her seat.
Britney: She's a rogue slayer; you got to have…FAITH!
Faith jogs out, waves to the cheering audience and then takes a seat
Lawler: Wow, I wish had Faith and I'm not talking religious faith, if you know what I mean, J.R.
J.R. didn't respond; he just rolls his eyes at him.
Britney: And for the final member of Team Slayer, he's Buffy's watcher, let's hear for…GILES!
Giles heads out, waves to the cheering crowd and then takes a seat.
Britney: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you TEAM SLAYER!!
J.R.: I would have to say that they are just like Team X-Men, another well rounded team
Lawler: Yeah, and with two hot team members too, I would love to be teamed with Buffy and Faith
J.R.: Anyways, Team Slayer might have been Ms. Spears' favorite, but up next is our favorite
Lawler: That's right, Team Hulkamania
Britney: It is time to bring to you the fifth team of the show, TEAM HULKAMANIA! First, the team leader, a legend in wrestling…HULK HOGAN!
Suddenly Hulk Hogan's theme music starts to play and Hogan comes out and starts posing.
"Hey, how come he gets entrance music?!" Buffy said
Britney: Next the man who has too many cups of coffee before each his wrestling matches… THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!
The Warrior's music plays and The Ultimate Warrior came running out, runs around Britney and then begins a lap around the arena, running in front of each bench.
Britney: Wow, I think he had too many cups before heading out here
Lawler: J.R. did you know that the team would have been called Team WWE, but the Warrior objected to that name so they went with Hulkamania
J.R.: That's no surprise; Warrior isn't exactly on good terms with the WWE
The Ultimate Warrior was about to begin a second lap around the arena but as he was passing Team Dragon Ball's bench, Vegeta just happens to have his leg stretched out and Warrior trips over it and land flat on his face.
Lawler: Vegeta just tripped the Ultimate Warrior!
Vegeta was laughing as Warrior picks himself up. Angrily the Ultimate Warrior turns to Vegeta.
Vegeta gets up and says "Bring it"
Warrior gets in Vegeta's face and is breathing heavily.
"So are going to fight me or kill me with your bad breath" Vegeta said
"Alright that's enough" Goku says as he gets up and gets between the two
At this time, officials and Hogan had come over to break it up.
Hogan gets in front of Warrior and starts pushing him back to the team bench
As he's being push back, Warrior points at Vegeta and says "Vile villain, you will soon know the power of the Ultimate Warrior!!"
Vegeta just laughs at him and says "Anytime, anywhere freak!"
"Vegeta would you just sit down" Goku said
Britney: Well, on to the next, he's known for the 'Walls of Jericho' and I'm not talking about the bible story…CHRIS JERICHO!
Jericho heads out to his favorite song, waves at the cheering crowd and heads for his seat.
Britney: Next, the man who has almost as many names as title reigns…TRIPLE H!
Triple H heads out to his music and to the same lighting as his wrestling matches. Even has a bottle of water in hand.
Britney: And finally, the high flying extremist…RVD!
RVD heads out to his music.
"Hey Angel" Xander says "I heard that last night during dinner, RVD was in the men's restroom getting, oh 'hi' Oz"
Angel was confuse "He was getting 'oh hi Oz'?"
"What? No, it's Oz" Xander points to the other side of him
Angel leans over and sees Oz sitting on the other side of Xander with a tray full of food and drinks. Oz waves to Angel.
"Hey, guys, what did I miss" Oz says as he hands a drink to Xander
"Well, just introduction of the first five teams, including our very own team" Xander said
"Oh, sorry, the lines at the snack bar were really long"
Britney: Ladies and gentlemen, TEAM HULKAMANIA!
J.R: So, king, what do you think of Team Hulkamania
King: Oh, their great, but they could have been better
J.R.: how's that?
King: Well, it involves one simple chance in the roster
J.R.: and that being?
King: Me, of course
J.R.: Sorry I asked
King: Oh, come on J.R., with me on the team, they would be guaranteed to win
J.R.: If that's what you want to think, I'll go with it, but now there is only one more team, so let's listen closely
Britney: And now for the final team, Team Dark Angel!!
Another fan favorite Team, the audience again went into an uproar of cheers.
Britney: Introducing first, the leader of the team, she's as deadly as beautiful…Let's hear it for…MAX!!!
As the audience cheers, Max drives out on her black ninja motorcycle.
King: See, J.R., she's rides a motorcycle, now that's the making of a Raw Diva
Buffy looks at Spike and says "First we have a team that heads out to personal music and now this girl comes out on a motorcycle…we're just completely uncreative.
Spike responses "Relax love, those custom entrances aren't going to help them win"
Willow adds "Yeah, we're not being scored on our entrances"
Max parks her bike in front of her team's bench and takes her seat.
Britney: Next, there's no telling how many scams he's has going on backstage…ALEC!!
The crowd cheers as Alec walks out and then walks up to Britney
With a fake innocent smile, he says to Britney "I don't know what you're talking about, I don't have any scams going on" he then heads to his team's bench and sits down
Britney: Now for the third member, he has 'eyes only' for you…let's hear for LOGAN!!
Up in the cheering crowd where signs that had drawings of Logan's 'Eyes Only' hack program.
Logan walks out and up to Britney and nervously says "I…uh…don't know what you're talking about…I'm not 'Eyes Only'…I just work for him…never even met the man"
Britney replies "Don't worry, your secret save here"
Logan looks up into the large audience "Yeah, sure it is"
King: Some might be asking how Logan is walking since he is disabled from the waist down, well, for those who don't know he's wearing an exoskeleton that's enables him to walk
Britney: Next, he a master of mechanics, I give you…BIGGS!!
Biggs comes out, blows kiss to the cheering audience and then takes his seat.
Britney: And the finally member of the final team, her ferocity in battle matches her red hair…ARIEL!!
Ariel walks out as the audience cheers and takes her seat.
King: Oh my god, where was she at last night's dinner
J.R.: She didn't attend it
King: Well, she another one that would make a sexy raw diva
Britney: Ladies and Gentlemen…TEAM DARK ANGEL!!
J.R.: I have to say, another well rounded team, wouldn't you say King
King: Yes and two members with curves in all the right places
J.R.: Whatever…now we're going to take a short break and when we come back, we'll have a performance from the band 'Evanescence' followed by our first contest
King: And it's going to be something…it's a Star Trek one called 'Borg invasion'!
TBC
Just out of curiosity, who do you think will win, or who do you want to win. Basically, pick your favorite team. Waiting to hear back
Hey, if the people in this story will have this event erase from their memories when it is over, then the winning team will be surprise to find a huge trophy in their room along with a million dollars each, as will the second place team and their prizes but of course that falls into the don't think too much into it pile.
As far as how long this story is going to last, I don't know, I'm just going to end it whenever.
One last thing, I know what some of you are thinking, Team Hulkamania, wrestlers aren't super heroes, well if you think back in the days of Hogan and Warrior, they were made out to be super heroes and I needed one team that would be kind of out of place, and they were perfect. Also, this is the funny loving Chris Jericho, not the one of today. Not the rather turn the channel then listen to him, even though I hate Cena, I rather see the belt around Cena's waist, suit wearing Y2J. This is the rock and roll, High light Reel, calls everyone monkeys Y2J. I miss the old Y2J