Ok so you know: I do not own the characters or FF7 or the show survivor Ok
this is my first little pathetic stab at humor in the world of FF7
Announcer: OK Everyone and welcome the Survivor Final Fantasy 7 Edition! we started by putting everyone into two different groups AVALANCHE and Shinra In AVALANCHE: Cloud, Aeris, Barret, and Vincent In Shinra: Tifa, Red, Yuffie, and Cait lets go check up on AVALANCHE as they set up there camp.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AVALANCHE Camp ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cloud: ok now.. lets get this underway...
Aeris, you go find some plants to eat, your good with plants. Vincent, You will go get the camp
set up. Barret, You go and help Vincent by finding thick leaves for the roof of the shelter
Barret: Hey! Wait a sec Where is Cid? (the author)
BBPC: I didn't put him in I don think I could keep the rating down with all he says
Barret: So he gets to skip out on this? I dont wanna be here! il use that language if it gets you to take me out! (BEEP)
BBPC: good thing I have my emergency censor button!
Barret: (BEEP)
Vincent: Do we even get anything for winning this stupid quest?
BBPC: uhhhh you get the honor and glory of being champions
Vincent: *Eyes BBPC* that all?
BBPC: heh.. ^_^; uhh Hey You cant talk to me! im the author now get to your surviving!
Barret: Hey... I just thought of something else... Why are you in charge cloud? im the one who started AVALANCHE!
Cloud: egh but I was in SOLDIER and you know im better at leading us to victory than any of you
Barret: You weren't in SOLDIER!
Cloud: ummm I need to pass the uhhh self esteem of having power to over come what happened to me in the past.
Aeris: aww thats so nice you can admit that cloud..
Barret: (BEEP) You lying freak!
Vincent: I know that he may be lying Barret but we have to still work together as a team to win
Cloud: Win what?
Barret: Dang it give us something to work for to win BBPC!
BBPC: Fine.... the winner will get uhhh a life time pass to the golden saucer that better?
Barret: YAH!
Vincent: umm Barret we already have them...
Barret: huh? oh yah.... Hey you tried to cheat us!
BBPC: ^_^; heh no I uh didn't
Cloud: you have to give us something we want
BBPC: uh.. il uhh give you.... 1 million gil
Barret: YAAAAH!
Vincent: Calm down Barret..
Aeris: wow 1 million gil.... what I could do with that.....
Cloud: nice....
Barret: ok lets get to work!
Vincent: hey cloud...
Cloud: yah?
Vincent: you know.. you gave work to me Aeris and Barret but you said nothing on what YOU are gonna do..
Cloud: I uhhh am gonna go uhh
Barret: Sleep?
Cloud: O.O! N-No! ^_^;;;;;
Barret: Why you little work skipin' (BEEP)
BBPC: Barret stop making me press the censor button..
Barret: Why Didn't you (BEEP)n' make me?!
BBPC: ok
Barret is immediately teleported to the gas chamber that Tifa knew all too well
Barret: OH (BEEP)
BBPC: your asking for it
Barret: Heh Y-Ya know maybe I could just cut back a bit on the language ^_^;
BBPC: a bit ay... *puts his hand on the toxic gas release button*
Barret: AHHH OK OK NO MORE!
BBPC: good! Barret is sent back all flustered to the survivor island
Announcer: Join us next time when we go check up on The Shinra Tribe!
Announcer: OK Everyone and welcome the Survivor Final Fantasy 7 Edition! we started by putting everyone into two different groups AVALANCHE and Shinra In AVALANCHE: Cloud, Aeris, Barret, and Vincent In Shinra: Tifa, Red, Yuffie, and Cait lets go check up on AVALANCHE as they set up there camp.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AVALANCHE Camp ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cloud: ok now.. lets get this underway...
Aeris, you go find some plants to eat, your good with plants. Vincent, You will go get the camp
set up. Barret, You go and help Vincent by finding thick leaves for the roof of the shelter
Barret: Hey! Wait a sec Where is Cid? (the author)
BBPC: I didn't put him in I don think I could keep the rating down with all he says
Barret: So he gets to skip out on this? I dont wanna be here! il use that language if it gets you to take me out! (BEEP)
BBPC: good thing I have my emergency censor button!
Barret: (BEEP)
Vincent: Do we even get anything for winning this stupid quest?
BBPC: uhhhh you get the honor and glory of being champions
Vincent: *Eyes BBPC* that all?
BBPC: heh.. ^_^; uhh Hey You cant talk to me! im the author now get to your surviving!
Barret: Hey... I just thought of something else... Why are you in charge cloud? im the one who started AVALANCHE!
Cloud: egh but I was in SOLDIER and you know im better at leading us to victory than any of you
Barret: You weren't in SOLDIER!
Cloud: ummm I need to pass the uhhh self esteem of having power to over come what happened to me in the past.
Aeris: aww thats so nice you can admit that cloud..
Barret: (BEEP) You lying freak!
Vincent: I know that he may be lying Barret but we have to still work together as a team to win
Cloud: Win what?
Barret: Dang it give us something to work for to win BBPC!
BBPC: Fine.... the winner will get uhhh a life time pass to the golden saucer that better?
Barret: YAH!
Vincent: umm Barret we already have them...
Barret: huh? oh yah.... Hey you tried to cheat us!
BBPC: ^_^; heh no I uh didn't
Cloud: you have to give us something we want
BBPC: uh.. il uhh give you.... 1 million gil
Barret: YAAAAH!
Vincent: Calm down Barret..
Aeris: wow 1 million gil.... what I could do with that.....
Cloud: nice....
Barret: ok lets get to work!
Vincent: hey cloud...
Cloud: yah?
Vincent: you know.. you gave work to me Aeris and Barret but you said nothing on what YOU are gonna do..
Cloud: I uhhh am gonna go uhh
Barret: Sleep?
Cloud: O.O! N-No! ^_^;;;;;
Barret: Why you little work skipin' (BEEP)
BBPC: Barret stop making me press the censor button..
Barret: Why Didn't you (BEEP)n' make me?!
BBPC: ok
Barret is immediately teleported to the gas chamber that Tifa knew all too well
Barret: OH (BEEP)
BBPC: your asking for it
Barret: Heh Y-Ya know maybe I could just cut back a bit on the language ^_^;
BBPC: a bit ay... *puts his hand on the toxic gas release button*
Barret: AHHH OK OK NO MORE!
BBPC: good! Barret is sent back all flustered to the survivor island
Announcer: Join us next time when we go check up on The Shinra Tribe!