So one time Sonic and his friends were walking through a forest, then they saw a weird dude who looked just like sonic! But he had a shirt that said "G64"
Sonic and friends said he can go with them, he said his name was G64. They went together on great adventures and had "fun". Sonic didn't want to tell G64 that he loved him (he's gay btw) and sonic was very worried, about his relationship. then one day he decided he will tell G64 about his feelings to him. Amy was very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very mad at Sonic, because he didnt love her, and he was gay. Amy then said "OK SONIC! I HATE YOU!" and went home, sonic and G64 are now married and happy together.
tails was also mad at sonic and then he left with knux and sliver home. Shadow was edgy enough to survive teh cringe and stayed with them. he saw them kiss and make bad things, very bad, they were criminals, attackign people! but then sonic realized what he has done and broke up with g64. end
not really END xd so sonic broke up with g64 and then g64 killed sanics friends and then sonic killes g64 lol end
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