Title: Room 669
Author: Sailor Bluestar
Pairing: MikhaelxHarley, AllenxTabitha, 6x1x2
Rating: R
Warning: BMB crossed over with GW
Disclaimer: Don't own.

~Room 669~

"Hey Tabitha, is there anyone living in 669? I know
you took residence in 666, us in 667, and Allen in
668, what about 669?" Harley asked out of the blue.

"It just got rented out a few days ago." Tabitha
replied.

"Oh?" Mikhael asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Yeah, three guys wanted it. Two with long hair and
one short. The long blond one said something about
escaping a psychotic sister. The braided one said
something about getting an apartment with a huge bed
in the main bedroom. The short haired one was silent.
Weirdest tenants I'll ever have I suppose." Tabitha
replied.

"Yay! I wanna go meet them!" Harley said. "I wonder
if they like O.P. Ivy."

"Moonbeam, the new tenants are coming." Allen said.

Sure enough, a guy with long blond hair came over with
a guy with long hair braided back and a guy with short
hair and fierce eyes.

"Good evening." the blondie said. "I am Zechs
Merquise."

"I run, I hide, but I never lie. I'm Duo Maxwell at
your service!" the braided one said.

"Hn."

"That's Heero Yuy. He doesn't talk much." Duo
supplied.

"Nice to meet you." Harley said. "I'm Harley, this is
my boyfriend Mikhael. That's Allen and you already
know our landlady."

"She's cool!" Duo said. "I so like the number on the
door too!"

"Since we're new, is there anything we need to be
warned about?" Zechs asked.

"Lets see, there are stalking ex-boyfriends to watch
out for, not to mention demon infestation, and
elevators on the fritz isn't a major thing unless your
lover is the one trapped." Harley listed.

"Weird friends coming over, sunshiny sister coming
over and other weird stuff." Tabitha added. "And that
demon infestation only happened ONCE!"

"For now." Harley said innocently.

"Now Moonbeam. We can get our revenge later." Allen
soothed.

"Oh we will. We will indeed." Tabitha cackled evilly.

"Sweet!" Duo yelled.

"Um, Duo, I think the bed's calling us." Zechs said.
"We want to break in that bed right Heero?"

"Definitely want to pound Duo into it." Heero said in
his nasal monotone way.

"And I can't wait to get some of that ass." Zechs
said, getting a good grope.

Heero glared at Zechs, dragging Duo away. Duo waved
goodbye to the group of four while Zechs started
attacking Duo with his fingers.

"They're gay?" Harley asked, surprised.
"Interesting..."

OWARI