Disclaimer: Sigh. I do not own NCIS. Too bad.
Author's Note: Wow, my first author's note! This is so exciting. Bear with me.
O.k., here we go. While they are not my favorite couple, I find McGee and Abby so cute together. So, this is my take on a possible future take. Also, slight Tiva mentioned. Hey, I can't help myself.
……………………………………………………………………………………………… Elf Spawn
"DiNozzo, stop calling my son the Spawn of the Midnight Elf Lord! It's insulting, and I will not have my child going through life as an outcast."
"What, like you?"
"I was never an outcast."
"Sure Probie. Anyways, with a mother like Abby, the little Mister of the Night Elves won't be an outcast any time soon."
"DiNozzo!"
"I'm sorry! Anyways, Abby won't let me call her Elf Lord's Mistress, so your son is the only person I can practice my name-calling techniques on."
"Practice them on one of your daughters."
"Hey, I tried. Ziva won't let me call Talia Ninja Baby, and the only nickname we would have for Paula is Daughter of a Playboy. Hey, even I wouldn't subject your daughter to that nickname."
"That's because Kate isn't the daughter of a playboy."
"…That hurt, McGoo."
"Well, it's true."
"I'll have you know, I'm a former playboy."
"Yeah, I know. You would have to be. Ziva would kill you if you looked at a girl twice."
"Hey, I'm happy. I'm not lookin' at another girl once."
"I'm so proud of you, DiNozzo."
"As I am of you, McGee, for producing the Elf Spawn."
"Tony!"