(Obvious disclaimer, I don't own anyone from PSASBR or Sei Madou Monogatari, this is just a fan-fiction partially for fun and boredom, please enjoy and I really love feedback! Criticism is also welcomed!)

Prologue

"Sensei! I'm sorry Kuu-chan got into trouble again!" She bowed to her teacher, who was instantly ticked off by her student's pet. "He didn't mean to! I swear! I'll do almost anything to make up for it as long as you don't suspend me again!"

Grumbling, the teacher opened the door. "Alright! Fine Pupuru! But you need to do something for me then… There's a strange magic energy, supposedly the next recipe of legendary curry may be there." Pupul always loved to save that run-down shop and her mentor. "Perhaps if you can bring it back, I'll not only prevent suspension and forgive Kuu-chan's antics, but give you extra credit!"

"Do you hear that Kuu-chan?" She began laughing in happiness. "I can't wait! Another adventure!" Quickly, before she left, the mysterious fortune teller girl stopped her. "Eternia? Is there something you need?" The witch girl knew almost everything about legendary curry.

With a pause, she spoke. "Pupuru, you will be encountering even weirder foes, friends, and characters in general on your way... Are you sure you want to do this all just for the magic curry?" Pupul smiled, and kept nodding. "I do have one good news for you on your way… You will find you're true love possibly. He shall be intimidating and harsh, even older than you. But he is the one, that's what the spirits have told me." Her face blushed, hoping that it wasn't Gigadis or anyone of the sort, and continued to skip off in happiness.

Chapter One

Pupul made her way straight to the sight of a blue light, where she found herself in what looked like a dojo, out of nowhere. "Haaah? Where are we? Kuu-chan?" She saw the small white cat, and a black one. "Kittens? Awww! How cute! Where did you come from?"

They stared at her for a bit. "This girl is cute! Finally! One other than Kat and Nariko then, huh Toro?" Toro, the white cat made a face if disapproval. "Otherwise, I don't recognize her! Maybe she's new to the All-Stars?… I'm Kuro! This is Toro! My friend is looking for ways to become human! You're a magician or something right? Maybe you can turn him into one?" Pupul was able to understand them easily, and just kept grinning.

"Sorry, but I'm on my own quest to find the magic curry and sorcery energy!… And my true love!" She began blushing, the two kitties were confused, but Kuro found himself laughing a bit. "What's so funny for you?" He stopped, still snickering a little bit.

Clearing his throat, Kuro pointed. "As much as I like cute girls, I don't think either of us are the ones you're looking for! But hey! Let's make a deal then! If you can help my friend and possibly make him human, maybe we can direct you to someone!" Pupul accepted the challenge, not entirely sure if she wanted to fight.

The cat bowed, before getting into action by changing his outfit into a ninja one, Pupul pulled out her sword and started slashing at Toro. The master Onion behind them didn't seem to mind, and took it as normal. Being blown into the walls, the dojo started breaking. "WHA?!" Jumping back not as just the collapsed building, but the giant mech that started approaching. "Does this happen normally?…" Everyone else nodded at her.

"I'll take care of that machine again!" Chop Chop Master Onion hailed a taxi, and drove into the giant's direction. Pupul felt her body charge up from each attack she was doing to Toro, while dodging his. She had a blue aura around her, and barely even noticed it. Not sure how else to defeat her foe, she decided to use this power.

A small voice emitted from behind her. "GRUU!" Kuu had returned, ramming himself into Toro and smacking him with a frying pan, who exploded into shapres. The creature took a bow, not caring about the life of the cat unlike Pupul. "Gege! Graah!" He did a little dance, as it seemed the timer had stopped.

Toro returned, bowing again. "That was cool! Is that lil' guy your friend? Pet? Sidekick?" Kuu glared at him, he was known for not being fond of males in the slightest. The kitty was still disappointed that he haven't changed into a human. "Not a human still, huh?" No one seemed to take notice of Master Onion completely using a simple kick to knock over the mechanical monster.

"I'm really sorry Toro… But my powers don't consist of transformation, especially not a permanent one." He stared down at his feet in disappointment. "Oh, sorry about Kuu also, he only likes cute girls and dislikes guys!… I guess it's not good for him that I'm searching for a man then, huh?" Both started to laugh, Kuro could also entirely relate with the first part.

Stopping the laughter, Chop Chop Master Onion returned. "Well, it's alright! You're still a pretty good sorceress!… But as for a man, well… Master Onion! You can help her maybe, right?" He paused, at the sudden question, scratching his chin to think about it.

He pointed straight at the next blue and purple portal, Pupul was immediately puzzled. "I myself am no teacher of love-magic sorts… I teach martial arts mainly! But I'm sure my student, PaRappa, could help you! He's always trying to find a way to win the heart of the one he likes!" The girl thanked him, although the answer was slightly vague.