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Saiyans and the Internet don't mix

It was a peaceful evening on Mt. Paozu. The Son family plus its new member were now relaxing after a feast of a meal. Or at least it looked that way to human eyes. With two full blood Saiyans and two half – Saiyans, a feast fit for a king equaled a small meal to them.

Since the Majin Buu incident, Goku had gotten bored. A year later, he wished his older brother Raditz back to life deciding it would be fair to let him have another shot at life now that Earth seemed to be pretty safe. The younger of the two… or technically speaking even though Raditz was brought back to life at the same age he died… had been training with the larger Saiyan ready for the next Budokai. Raditz had yet to attain the Super saiyan level otherwise he wouldn't stand much chance against the others entering the competition.

Goku blinked at his older brother, his head tilting to one side. He had progressed far, but was still missing that spark that would help him ascend to the level of a Super Saiyan. The younger saiyan had opted for a night surfing the web. It had become a small hobby besides training, eating and fishing.

"Goku!" Chi-chi's voice snapped the saiyan out of his musings causing him to jump a foot into the air. "Can you help me clear the table please?" She carried on in a quieter tone.

"Uh Sure Chi-chi!" Goku replied scratching the back of his head nervously. He quickly stacked some plates and dishes on his head, as well as carrying two piles, one in each hand. Raditz sweatdropped as his brother hobbled into the kitchen with the plates tilting on the pile dangerously. He zipped into the kitchen just in time to catch a pile of falling crockery, rescuing it from the certain fate of being shattered into thousands of pieces.

After stacking the plates in a safe position in the kitchen Raditz padded into the living area. He hopped over the back of the sofa, landing laying sideways on it. Both his nephew's were currently engrossed in a friendly fighting game the match was pretty close, though eventually Goten won. The youngest of the family whooped for joy declaring his victory over his brother.

An hour later the man known as Son Goku was sitting at Gohan's old computer, which they had upgraded as well as having an internet connection installed. The Saiyan sat in front of the screen, a maniacal look of utter glee in his obsidian eyes.

"BWAAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAAAAA!" He tossed his head back with the maniacal laughter.

Chichi stared up at the ceiling in dismay "Maybe bringing his brother back to life wasn't such a great idea."

Raditz blinked, staring up at the ceiling. A feeling of dread clutched at his heart like icy fingers. After a moment he shook off the feeling, coming his fingers though the mass of spikes. "I swear that felt like I'm in big trouble…" he mumbled.

Seconds later, a composed and overly happy looking Son Goku appeared in the doorway with a grin on his face. Both Gohan and Goten stared at their father. It wasn't a normal grin; it was an 'I'm up to something really naughty' grin'. He approached the sofa, and then poked the brown tail that was twitching in the air. The owner of that tail sat up, staring at him suspiciously.

"What is it ototochan?"

"I found something interesting on the internet." He grinned "Will you come and look? It's simply brilliant!"

Raditz perked a brow at his little brother's odd behavior then shrugged "Alright, I guess it can't hurt me." He mumbled to himself

"Yeah! Come on 'niichan!" Raditz found himself almost literally being dragged up the stairs. By courtesy of his little brother, he was now sitting in front of the computer screen that has a Christmassy theme.

"The snowy weather has made the windows frost over! You have to try and wipe off the frost to reveal the secrets of the season. Have fun, and a Merry Christmas." A female voice said. Raditz lifted a brow clicking the 'Play' button. Lord knows that his brother would probably start whining if he didn't.

The game started with an animated hand rubbing around the 'frosted window' there were trees… or what Raditz assumed to be trees in the background. Occasionally a figure in red would pop up in the background as he tried to wipe off the frost as the instructions indicated. The elder saiyan frowned in concentration as he tried to get rid of the frost, only to have the biggest scare of his life.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The sound of a window smashing and a woman's scream hit his sensitive eardrums. An undead blood covered skull with beady green eyes dressed in a Santa suit popped up armed with a bloody axe.

"IEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Raditz screamed as well, his hair bursting into a golden flame. He jumped out f his skin, glomping onto his brother's head. Frightened green eyes then rolled back in their sockets as the large saiyan fainted from the mass shock.

Goku nudged the unconscious saiyan with a foot, sweatdropping. "I guess it worked a little too well."

"Ung…" Raditz slowly sat up… just as the rest of the Son family burst into the room.

"Goku what's going on!" Chichi looked around the room frantically, fearing for her husband's life. On assessing the situation, the larger of the two saiyans looked the worse for wear, one hand still over his heart. Goten walked over to his uncle, patting him on the back of the hand.

"Oh wow! You're a super saiyan too!"

"Huh?" Raditz glanced at his nephew, only to catch the sight of the evil Santa that nearly sent him back to otherworld. He twitched slightly.

Goten pushed his uncle over to a mirror in the corner of the room then grinned "See look! Golden hair and green eyes!"

Chichi looked around again, putting her hands on her hips "If everyone is fine then who was doing all the screaming?" She stared at Goku, who started to sweat nervously. By now Raditz had figured out how to power down from super saiyan, even though he was still twitching from the shock that he'd gotten. It was amazing what dumb things humans put up on the internet that intended to shorten ones life –span.

"Umm I was … helping 'niichan become a super saiyan!" Goku answered lamely, earning a glare from his brother. The largest saiyan turned to Chichi with a sigh.

"Well I can't say that he was lying, but his methods are a little bizarre."

Chichi was about to reply when Goku tapped Raditz on the shoulder, grinning again. The elder saiyan turned around just in time for the computer to scream at him again. Within a nanosecond he'd powered up to super saiyan letting out a high pitched scream that rivaled the females. After five seconds of this, golden locks bled back to their regular black as the large saiyan passed out in a dead- faint.

Gohan and Goten were now twitching, along with Chichi.

"Sometimes I think that you hit your head too hard as a child." Chichi mumbled while shaking her head. Son Goku laughed merrily switching off the computer. The newly restored moon shone through the window into the room, highlighting the features of the unconscious saiyan.

The night was cool, not uncomfortably so and all the woodland animals were resting. Tranquility bathed Mt. Paozu like a mother would a child, tender and soothing. That was until…

"KAKAROTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Yipe!" The mentioned saiyan flew into the night, now extra crispy, outrunning the largest firefly that any ecologist could record.

Ahh yes, a normal day in the life of the Son family.

End

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