A/N: Okay, I'm a nerd I'll admit it. But sometimes my nerdiness does have its benefits…

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"Do we really have to do this?" Haruhi complained as she pulled her hair into a high ponytail.

"Yes, you really do!" Renge snapped back while painting a light purple diamond on the middle of the forehead, "Cosplay is all the rage these days."

"Come now, Haruhi. We must give our lovely customers what they truly desire." The Host Club king announced. He adjusted the large white wig placed on his head. "Escorting beautiful women to a world of danger and fantasy is what we do best."

"On top of which, those 'beautiful women' are willing to pay a large sum to see us fight each other in these outfits." Kyoya mumbled through the dark blue fabric covering his face.

"And besides, Haruhi," Hikaru started, placing a killer set of fangs on his teeth. "This new game might be fun," Kaoru finished, slipping on a black and orange jacket.

"Whatever," Haruhi pulled on a green ninja vest. She tried tying the leaf village headband to her left arm but failed. "Hunny could you please help me with this?"

"Yay! I get to help!" The little senior ran over to her in a pink wig, "that personality suits you well, Haruhi!"

"You think so?" She laughed. "Well, I never thought you would look so cute in a skirt."

"Hn," Mori, dressed in a white robe with big black pants, nodded in agreement.

"Umm…" Umehito spoke up from the shadows, "Why are Mori and I dressed the same? Are we supposed to be twins or something?"

"Ha," Renge shouted. "Don't you know anything? You two look nothing alike! Your hair is long and creepy while Mori's is emo-licious and sexy!"

"Umm… I don't get it," Umehito responded.

"Just act evil and you'll be fine…" She snapped back at him. "Okay men, do you all know your parts?"

"Yes ma'am, I am the wise and powerful Jiraiya," Tamaki bowed to his commander.

"Good, next!"

"We, my lady, are Naruto and Kiba. The most energetic and playful characters in the story" The twins chimed in unison.

"Mori is Sasuke, and I'm Sakura!" Hunny cheered. Mori nodded in agreement.

"Umm… I'm the evil creepy snake guy," Umehito hissed from behind his long dark hair.

"Perfect, keep 'em comin'!"

"I am Kakashi, of course. The cunning leader who is responsible for the power that the two lead characters have," boasted Kyoya. " And you, my lady, are the powerful Hokage herself."

Renge blushed as the shadow prince kneeled before her. "V… Very well. That just leaves you, Haruhi!"

"Me?" She gave a confused look in response. "I think I'm that Shika-something-or-other."

"WHAT!?!?!? You don't remember your part? Haruhi, you are the intelligent, sweet, caring, indifferent, sexy, lazy ninja. YOU ARE SHIKAMARU!!!!"

"Umm… Ya, that's what I said. Shika-something-or-other. Augg… Whatever, let's just get this over with." Haruhi place her hand on her hip out of annoyance.

"Oh my god! That's perfect! Stand exactly like that!" The blonde squealed.

Haruhi let out a big sigh and followed the rest of the Host Club over to the chair that was placed in front of the door. She replaced her hand on her hip and rolled her eyes, this was going to be a long day.

The door slowly started to open…

"Welcome."

A/N: Think you can guess who my fave Naruto character is? I'll give you a clue… He's being played by my fave Ouran guy. What you didn't get it right!? Okay here's another clue, his name means 'Fang' lol.

So, tell me what you think of this story, please. I'm willing to make corrections if you find any mistakes.