"Reid what the hell did you do this time?", yelled Caleb, while walking towards me.
I was standing beside a police car in hand cuffs. Story of my life. I stood there grinning at the serious look on Calebs'n face. Its fucking funny how he gets serious so fast. "Excuse me officer, but what happened here?", asked Caleb curiously to the fat fuck of a officer. It should be illegal to have a stomach that damn huge.
The replied, "Do you know this young man sir?"
"Yes unfortunately this is my ass of a hole brother,Reid."
I snickered at me my 'brothers' comment. He shot me a look and I changed my facial expression. Still there was a smirk on my face. Then the officer explained and said, "This young man broke inside the school and basically was destroying school property, but somehow he entered without any sign of force. The officers eyes widened a bit as he was still shocked at the fact that im badass (theorically speaking)."We searched around the whole perimeter and no fingerprints, or weapons were found. Not a single thing. I figured he must have done it more then once."
I could see Calebs jaw was clenching really hard and his hands was in a fist. He always seemed to have an anger problem but he always denied such thought of it. Such an emotional girl. Everyone knows Caleb is the one with the anger issues not me!
"I apologize for my brothers' actions, I will talk to him and this sitiuation won't dare happen again. Can he be let go?", asked Caleb.
The fat fuck officer said, "Yeah I'll let him go, but since your here and I can release him to you there is a small consequence since he is still a minor." Still a minor? Im about to be fucking eighteen and Caleb just turned eighteen a few months ago! Do I look like his child or something because im pretty sure I have a big dick thats not meant for a child. I hate when Caleb does the 'fatherly role', but at least it gets me out of trouble.
Caleb gave me a look and I knew he wa saying it better be a good consequence so that I would learn my lesson. Truth is, I never learn my lesson.
The fat fuck continued, "he will need to do 70 hours of community service around the school every single weekend and Tuesdays and Thursdays."
Thank you officer, I appreciate you not taking him to jail or anything.", said Caleb
Caleb faked being relieved since we all knew that he was pissed that I got caught doing something again in the past month. The nights have not been to kind to me lately. Shaking my head.
I looked at the fat fuck of an officer and said, " Can you take me out this damn handcuffs already? I'm losing my circulation in my ga damn hands!"
The fat fuck took me out of my handcuffs and I walked to the car. I then turned around to face Caleb and the officer, and took a proper bow. Then, Caleb yelled, "Reid get your ass in the car!" I swung the car door open and jumped in. I turned on the radio and blasted the music. I could feel the damn car vibrating like a vibrator. I was damn sure enjoying it (not to sound gay!). Then I started singing my brains out! Shit may I say I sound pretty damn good!
Get outta your mind, get outta your mind, get outta your mind!
Man fuck that shit get outta your mind!
Grab that bottle
Twist that cap
Hold it in the air
And tilt is back
I'm drunk as hell
I'm off patron
I really don't dance
But I'm in the zone
Move bitch!
Get out the way!
I'm running over niggas like a runaway train
Grab my beer
You do the same
Shake that shit and make it rain!
Caleb hopped in the car and turned the volume down. I didn't dare look at him, but I knew he was looking at me. I'm certainly not going to kiss his ass for getting me out of trouble. The FUCK he thought this was? We were going to meet the guys Baby Boy and Pogue at Nicky's. On the road, no words were spoken so I just fantasized hot chicks in fucking bikinis, tanned beach bodies, nice round boobs and OoO they are so perky with a tattoo on their lower back that says 'Garwins' Ass ONLY!' Then I started having an actual fantasy that included me.