If you haven't watched 8x18 "Body and Soul," don't read any further!
God, I don't even know how to communicate what I'm feeling about this whole "Wilson has cancer" thing. I mean, come on! I love House as much as the next person, but he's a reckless drug addict who has attempted suicide multiple times before. And who does Shore give the cancer to? Oh yeah, his baby-faced best friend who doesn't even stop him from stealing his lunch. AHHHHH okay /rant/
ANYWAYS. Somebody posted a link to "I Don't Like Mondays" by the Boomtown Rats on Tumblr right after 8x18 ended, and then this idea just wouldn't stop bugging me. Yes, I know what this song is really about and no, I'm not making light of school shootings. Hell, I'm too depressed to make light of anything right now anyways.
YouTube song link: /watch?v=o2I84-A9duY
I own nothing. Don't sue me, David Shore. You don't want to hear my rants in the court room.
The villainous part inside his head
Gets switched to overload.
And nobody's gonna go home tonight
David's teaching them who's in charge
And the fans don't understand it,
They know Wilson's got a heart of gold.
And they can see no reason
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?
.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
I want to shoot
The whole day down.
.
It's so unfair, they realize in despair
He's not the ass with the addiction
For once, House is shocked,
And his team is rocked,
And the fans beg for
Their "wonder boy"
The end doesn't help House's best friend
No, it ain't so fly when the innocent die
They can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reasons do you need?
.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
I want to shoot
The whole day down, down, down
Shoot it all down
.
All the laughter's stopped in the hospital now
David's playing with his toys a while.
And school's out early and soon we'll be learning
And the lesson today is how to die.
Not one fair answer
No, it's just the cancer,
With the problems and the how's and why's.
And they can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to die?
.
And the villainous part inside his head
Gets switched to overload.
Oh, and Wilson's not going home tonight
David's teaching us who's in charge
And we just don't understand it,
We know Wilson's got a heart of gold.
And we can see no reason
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?
.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like, I don't like, I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like, I don't like, I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
I want to shoot
The whole day down
Review to save Wilson's life? (I wish!)