La Répression De Vacances.
Prologue: Disagreement.
A/N: Hello kids, it's time to laugh and learn with blanchettgrenade! This is my second comedy fanfiction that hopefully will make you laugh. This prologue is sort of like Narration Madness (narrator driving Hellsing characters insane), next chapter will be the real Chapter 1. Hellsing is owned by Kouta Hirano, this magnificent manga belongs to him.
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The sun's ray reflected the eye lids of the maiden, who had her arms folded and her head resting between them. This woman was Integra Fairbook Wingates Hellsing, one of the religious knights up to defend her country, England. Unfortunately, when a job includes security and protection, the shit falls on you. Worse yet, the more the danger, the more demand. Thank the Lord that she had a weapon against ghouls and other vampires, no? Alucard. Fortunately for you, the reader, my stories intend to make his life miserable.
Oh wait- where did that record scratch come from?
Alucard seems to be coming in, why is he so furious?
"What do you mean 'intend to make my life miserable'?!" Alucard yells furiously.
Well, excuse me, Mr.I-think-my-name-sounds-really-cool-backwards . I'm the narrator, meaning I tell the story as you guys follow it.
And look what you just did, you woke Integra up! Nice going, asshole.
She seems to have a huge headache. Her head is moving like a bobble head.
"Ugh... What's taking you so long? Pretending to have a headache gives me a headache..."
"Master, I don't think we need a narrator. Why don't we make this story in my point of view?"
"Because you failed the English exam. The results have shown that though you may be able to spell words correctly, your capitalization and punctuation are one of the worst ones the English Department has ever seen, even if you're a vampire and are hundreds of years old."
Yeah, that's right, your grammar is ugly. So shut up unless you want Edward Cullen to replace you.
"Edward Cullen? You mean that teenage vampire in the Twilight series? Please, don't go that far. Otherwise Seras won't behave according to the characterization Kouta Hirano made..."
No one cares! The both of you are interrupting the plot of the story.
"Grr... FINE, just DON'T talk trash like that!"
Whatever. Shut up Alucard.
Ahem...
Let's start from the beginning.
Los rayos del sol escapaban para alcanzar los ojos cerrados de la doncella, quien había doblado sus brazos para poder descansar su cabeza sobre ellos. Esta mujer fue...
"ENGLISH!" Integra just spazzed. "We have to start over AGAIN!"
What?
"You narrated in Spanish! We can't act according to the story if you narrate in Spanish!" Integra has an angry look on her face. "Of course I have an angry look in my face! I want to go to the part where I leave to the beach in the Caribbeans!"
Shhh... Shhh..
You are not angry anymore, Integra.
"What are you talking about?!"
Shh.. Shh....
You are truly in Planet Zeekyboogiedoog.
".... Let's call this a prologue...a failed chapter of the book...."
A/N: Like I've said in previous fanfictions, Spanish is my second language, therefore, grammatical errors are expected. I tried making this at least a little bit humorous. Either way, it should continue.
R&R