A/N: This I made for my friend Renee

A/N: This I made for my friend Renee. Please r/r.

Disclaimer: The plot and the hidden room belong to me, the claw-slap belongs to my friend abby, Renee belongs to herself, and everything else belongs to J.K.Rowlings

Renee headed out onto the grounds, looking for Ron. He took her to a special place the other day, and he said that he never took anyone there before. She looked around and found the hidden door on the side of the castle. As she was sliding open the door, she heard a voice.

"Oh, Ron, it's amazing!"

She thought carefully. That was Hermione's voice! She pushed open the door and stepped in, her face a mask of fury as she beheld the site before her. Hermione was sitting on Ron's lap, kissing him.

She yelled loudly, "You two-timing, brainless idiot!"

Hermione stepped off his lap and said, "Renee, what's this?"

Renee turned to her. "And you, you little whore! I thought you were supposed to be my best friend! How could you go behind my back and date MY boyfriend?!?"

"Since when have you and Ron been going out?"

"Long enough, you stupid wench! How could you do this to me?"

"He was going out with me first, you ugly little wretch!"

Renee stepped up to Hermione and said softly, "I had him first, you stupid mudblood!"

Hermione looked her straight in the eyes and slapped her fairly hard. As a reply, Renee curled her hand a bit to bring her nails forward and slapped Hermione so hard her head snapped backwards. When she brought her face back there were four gashes in her right cheek that were bleeding freely. Before Hermione could slap her again, she walked over and double-claw slapped Ron, so he had bleeding gashes on both cheeks. She turned around and walked out of the secret room.

He heard Ron say, "Hermione…" which was followed by a loud SLAP.

Hermione ran after Renee and called, "Renee, wait!"

Renee turned around, tears rolling down her cheeks. She was shocked to see that Hermione had tears in her eyes, too. "Renee, please, I had no idea."

"I heard you slapped him," Renee said approvingly.

"After that, he thinks that I would go back to making out? I'm so sorry. He's such a loser. As if we would let that come between us!"

"Of course!" Renee and Hermione hugged tightly.

"Renee, I'm sorry I slapped you."

"Same here. You're bleeding! I'm sorry!" Renee pulled out her wand and said, 'salvus' and the bleeding stopped and her cheek was healed. Throwing their arms around each other's shoulders, they walked back to the castle, leaving Ron to his misery.

Review please!!!