Dear Mr. Canada,
My names Jesse, I live in Alberta. Alberta is great because it has both cows and oil. Usually we try to keep them separate, but sometimes weird things happen. Although I bet you knew that already, being Mr. Canada and all. You probably know a lot!
Anyways, I was talking to my friend, Alice. Alice is a girl, but not my girlfriend. I'm a boy by the way. We came to the conclusion that Americans are scary and thieves. I mean how else can they stop us from being called Americans even though we live in North America? Americans are mean…
Anyways it has come to my attention that Americans are interested in stealing our water. I don't know about you, Mr. Canada, but I really like water. Its good for drinking and bathing and all that stuffs, but not at the same time because that's kind of gross. Anyways, we come up with a plan to help save our water from the scary Americans.
You see, we heard of this man called Trump and he said he wanted a wall across the southern border of his country. We think that this would be a great idea! We should build a wall across our southern border as well, to keep out the scary Americans. But why stop there? We think we should build a wall along every lake and even every puddle! This will keep our water super protected from the scary Americans.
I was also thinking that once the big wall along the southern border is built we could give some people giant nets and walk across the top of the wall. This way they can prevent the rainclouds from entering the land of the Americans!
Thank you, Mr. Canada, for taking the time to read and consider this amazing plan. I hope to hear back from you soon.
Sincerely,
Jesse Parker
Author's Notes
Alice is a real person, however I changed her name. We really did talk about this. This was written before Trump, was elected.